Another wonderful piece, Laura. How cheering to see Trump is, as ever, completely 'at sea' [as he might say himself] in the Strait of Hormuz - and why hasn't he renamed it the Trump Strait of America? Who says the World Cup can't be won by peacefully bombing any countries who are taking part in this international jamboree? And what a masterstroke to send any players - or referees - with brown skins straight back where they belong!
The president of disgust turns the nation sour. Every word drips with spite, every act stains the office he occupies. He feeds chaos, dodges truth, and thrives on division. Leadership rots into spectacle, and the country is left carrying the weight of a man unworthy of the power he wields.
Ye gods, Laura, where have you been? You were sorely missed!...I always enjoy spewing my coffee all over the keyboard (yet another!-"gee, thanks, babe" lol) first thing in the morning. Yer the best. And of course we well know that if things do simmer down in the IRANIAN Gulf, possibly Israel will stage an attack on the water supply in Flint-to be blamed on Persia, of course-so the probably mythical "nukes" can be used on every girls' school in Iran before they fizzle out on board the space ships the US scares (Americans) people with, being nearly forty years past their expiration point. Gotta spend taxpaying peasants' stolen money somehow (to hike it, steal more, ya know). Killing civilians is what Americans learned from the vaunted Israeli Death Forces, since ground combat runs through way too many diapers and lame-ass casualty figures, such as, "slightly injured' survivors of a *chopper crash*(!!). Good to see ya back! :-)
Surely FIFA must, in the interests of equity and justice, rename the World Cup the Trump World Cup and, whatever the sporting shenanigans on the ground, ensure the cup passes alternately between the two Global Colossi of the civilised world - the US and Israel?
I suppose, if I were cynical, I'd say the USA preventing key players of opposing teams from entering their countries due to suspiciously dark complexions might improve their odds of winning the World Cup. I'm sure Ms Bondi could've figured out a way to prevent entire teams from entering The LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE. That might all but ensure USA!!! USA!!! winning the World Cup. But I'm not sure about the new AG. Does he have the stomach for it? Or the cash flow to buy off the Fiffa minions?!
Brilliant!
Another wonderful piece, Laura. How cheering to see Trump is, as ever, completely 'at sea' [as he might say himself] in the Strait of Hormuz - and why hasn't he renamed it the Trump Strait of America? Who says the World Cup can't be won by peacefully bombing any countries who are taking part in this international jamboree? And what a masterstroke to send any players - or referees - with brown skins straight back where they belong!
Brilliant. As usual.
The president of disgust turns the nation sour. Every word drips with spite, every act stains the office he occupies. He feeds chaos, dodges truth, and thrives on division. Leadership rots into spectacle, and the country is left carrying the weight of a man unworthy of the power he wields.
BIGLY-EST WORLD CUP EVER!!
We missed you ❤️
Ye gods, Laura, where have you been? You were sorely missed!...I always enjoy spewing my coffee all over the keyboard (yet another!-"gee, thanks, babe" lol) first thing in the morning. Yer the best. And of course we well know that if things do simmer down in the IRANIAN Gulf, possibly Israel will stage an attack on the water supply in Flint-to be blamed on Persia, of course-so the probably mythical "nukes" can be used on every girls' school in Iran before they fizzle out on board the space ships the US scares (Americans) people with, being nearly forty years past their expiration point. Gotta spend taxpaying peasants' stolen money somehow (to hike it, steal more, ya know). Killing civilians is what Americans learned from the vaunted Israeli Death Forces, since ground combat runs through way too many diapers and lame-ass casualty figures, such as, "slightly injured' survivors of a *chopper crash*(!!). Good to see ya back! :-)
Superb x
Surely FIFA must, in the interests of equity and justice, rename the World Cup the Trump World Cup and, whatever the sporting shenanigans on the ground, ensure the cup passes alternately between the two Global Colossi of the civilised world - the US and Israel?
The One Global Colossus. Just leave out the “and”.
You're right. Israel is THE Global Colossus. US an addendum.
Love it as always - insightful, spot on and bitterly brilliant!
Awesome!
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Awesome :-)
Great to see uou back and bang on form. We've missed you these last weeks
I suppose, if I were cynical, I'd say the USA preventing key players of opposing teams from entering their countries due to suspiciously dark complexions might improve their odds of winning the World Cup. I'm sure Ms Bondi could've figured out a way to prevent entire teams from entering The LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE. That might all but ensure USA!!! USA!!! winning the World Cup. But I'm not sure about the new AG. Does he have the stomach for it? Or the cash flow to buy off the Fiffa minions?!
It was Water of Mass Destruction. He had to bomb it.
I missed you so much, I was reduced to watching the BBC interview with David Lammy. I cried. ❤️