All of us agree that the one thing the government could do to solve the cost of living crisis and make life bearable for everyone is to put surveillance software in our devices and spy on everything we do.
Dear Laura, what a delightfully Christmassy image this piece conjured up for me. Privacy is so yesterday, innit? And the para about VPNs actually made me lol! So as we stagger into 2026, we can confidently look forward to your posts being enjoyed by robots like Starmer, and yourself finally coming face to face with your loyal subscribers in the gulag being made ready for us by Mahmood and her hostile hospitality hosts! Happy Thoughts for 2026 to you and all of us.
This is why I don't save things in the cloud. I've invested in hardware and store my data offline. Also, any internet connected device can be used to spy on you. I used to work for a firm that had government contracts for removing 'smart' features in TV and monitors. Many smart TVs have microphones and cameras.
And for god's sake don't ever give a small child an internet connected toy. Many of them have been reported for having spyware in them as from the factory.
100% and it's also advisable to cover your device cameras with black tape. I've done this for quite some time. There's a few good things that can be done;
Use a non-smart (dumb) phone.
Use a Chinese smart (dumb) device. They seriously don't care like the Zio authoritarian ‘west’ who you are!
Stop using locations, stop using Google Maps, much better and ‘safer’ map apps like Magic Earth.
Stop using a smart (dumb) watch, use a counter for steps, running etc. Plus seriously folks majority of people don't need an app that records your every move from walking, running, period cycles, stress levels etc!
Use open source on your devices, it's not difficult and lots of demo's on how to switch from the dark big brother side.
Wipe all your personal data from social media apps, or better still shut down!
Use a non Zio authoritarian email like ProtonMail or FastMail.
Lots more on this and yep hardware is much better that storing anything anywhere! 👍🏽
I have an old Iphone 12. I disabled all the smart features. I use it as a dumb phone - texts, calls, photos. I store all my email offline. I wipe my Gmail mailbox daily.
This is great, apart from the Gmail, it's part of the Zio Google 'eco'system. If you can close it down and use something like FastMail, ProtonMail or 'transfer' your Gmail to Vivaldi browser, that's another option. ✊🏽
Yes, try ProtonMail or FastMail, both are good and not at this moment linked with Zionist entities. Microsoft (Outlook) is complicit in genocide and helping Israel. Boycott is what they hate, boycotting these war profiteers affects them.
Next step: proving one supports Israel and Zionism using any and all means necessary to fulfil its destiny BEFORE being allowed to possess a phone or computer.
Fearful of the consequences of civil disobedience, I wish to deny and refute suggestions that I might be harbouring any inappropriate thoughts, and make my position completely and publicly clear. I totally approve of the mass murder of unarmed civilians who are guilty of occupying land that the West wishes to annex. They deserve to be eradicated. Especially the children, who we all know will grow up to be terrorists. I 100% support my government's right to silence anyone who says otherwise, by any means necessary. I agree that any criticism of Israel is hate speech and Israel should be allowed to do whatever it wants, because we all know that international law does not apply to Israel. And, in fact, only applies in the UK when it suits the government's current agenda. Anyone protesting against this is clearly guilty of antisemitism and quite possibly treason and deserves to be imprisoned indefinitely, without trial. I also uphold the right of the UK government to restrict the words we are allowed to use in public, and now, apparently, in private too. Anyone who says Starmer is a Zionist Whore is wrong and deserves to be whipped, and thrown into the same cell as criminals who use the words 'free 'and 'Palestine' in the same sentence, along with the banner-waving octogenarians who have been terrorising the streets of Britain with their dangerous anti genocide rhetoric. I am about to take my dog on a stroll along the footpath 'from the flowing body of water to the tidal body of water', because obviously calling the moving body of water 'river' and the tidal body of water 'sea' would be inciting violence. And we all know how much Sir Keir and his Israeli donors hate violence against anyone other than the people they are busy ethnically cleansing. Quite right too.
I want to add how disgusted I am by the absolutely false allegations that Starmer, Merz, Macron and Zelensky have cocaine-charged orgies whenever the penis-piano-player of Kiev appears. There is very little evidence to support that and the videos and gropes that we have are purely the result of our own corrupt natures and lying eyes. As suffering widow Erika Kirk keeps repeating: "Stop" (followed by evil eye-glare).
This is magnificent 💥💥👍🏻. In every detail . Fear not , the Australian government is setting a very similar path , for OUR SAFETY of course . No need for free speech or peaceful protest . They are obviously divisive and inciting violence . We have been advised of this by the thoughtful “antisemitism advocate” appointed by the PM to dictate policy about what CAN and
CANNOT be taught or studied in Australian schools . For the protection of the public of course . The Prime Minister is immensely grateful for her kind assistance in governing the nation .
All these deluded control-freaks hide behind corporations beLIEving they are safe from liability.
Quite simply, we can make them liable as living wo/men for the harm, loss and injuries that they are responsible for. See https://www.inpowermovement.org/ (currently their member Notices of Liability are in excess of $42B)
The entire circus is enabled with fraud - counterfeit fiat currency upheld by ''corporate legalities''. Fraud vitiates all contracts and they owe us all they presume to own x 3. Quite simply we-the-people must stand up and dismiss this demonic mindset
Baz, Nord is owned by Israel, there's only a few that have no U'sraeli tech, try Mullvard VPN, and a few from Southeast Asia. NordVPN is fully Israeli, sorry!
Perplexity’s response to my question: Is Nord VPN Israeli owned?
No, NordVPN is not Israeli owned. It is owned by Nord Security, a company based in the Netherlands with Lithuanian founders.
Ownership Details
Nord Security, formerly known as Nordsec Ltd, was founded in 2012 by Tom Okman, Eimantas Sabaliauskas, and Jonas Karklys, who are Lithuanian citizens. The company received early support from Tesonet, a Lithuanian startup incubator, but Nord Security remains the parent entity.
All Jews are dual citizens due to the Law of Return. That law is utter rubbish of course as Jews are not Semites (Palestinians are and have no such right). But there you have it.
I would double check and the reason being is I know what and who they are. In fact I suggest you email them and ask DIRECTLY, it doesn't seem you've done much due diligence and just gone with what they offer to the public on Zio Google, Safari or Edge.
Oh and just a FYI don't just look at when they were created and where, investigate everything because you obviously missed a critical factor of the Surfshark merger in 2022! As well as them using VerSprite for penetration testing, and having servers located in Tel Aviv.
I research thoroughly the technology I use, buy and build.
Yep and just because it says the company is based somewhere else doesn't mean they arnt all Jewish(Israeli) company owners or majority. It just never mentions their religions, I think people forget these details. My godmother is israeli but she was born in Liverpool England, she quite often visited family(mother, sister) who lived in Israel as her mother went home afterwards and her sister was born in Israel. I've not seen her since I was about 14, and obviously the reason my mum has blinkers on when it comes to trying to talk to her about Gaza 🤦♀️ My brothers mum is a Rothschild and he thinks hes a chosen one and I will burn in hell for not believing the same things he does. I cut ties with him after I helped pay for his mortgage, food and fuel when he was in desperate need and he said that to me. I'm really going to burn in hell for helping him survive/live? Its all messed up especially since my bros mom is such a lovely lady, really sweet and caring. She let my dad use her money like there was no tomorrow. 😢
Correct, and let's not forget what Eastern European countries like Lithuania are SOLIDLY linked with Israel in the geopolitical arena, and don't condone the genocide and since Oct 7 have backed Israel! The fact Israel uses an astronomical amount of shell company's and open up vaste amount of these in various countries. The labyrinth is huge!
Just take a look at the U'sraeli shell company's Netanyahu, StarVer, Trump, E(non)U biatch Ursula, Rothschilds, Zelensky, Rockefeller, Sacklers, Johnstone, Cameron, Blair etc., etc., etc., have from back in the 80s through. They created the ability to move 'cash' around in all wars like Iraq, the sanctions against Russia etc., and their ability to have a cash flow, manipulate the markets e.g., fakedemic of bs Covid... the web they've woven is complex and scary with the plebes like Musk, Thiel etc., who are the 'assets' for this particular moment and changeable when necessary.
Many are connected to the Rothschild's, you're not the only one, they have a huge amount of disassociated 'family members'. I met a 'family member' on a beach in a remoter area of Sri Lanka who told me his story of buying and distributing arms to the Palestinians, this was after Oct 7.
Yeah my brother and I share the same father but not mother, his mom had levison/rothschild parents on our dads side is rockerfella, I think a certain Mary Rockerfella was my great grandmother x4 or 5 so bit further detatched from the family tree on the rockerfella side. I think Mary married a Mr Lafferty if I remember rightly 🤔 all fascinating but the female family members had no link to money, they were given an allowence and not allowed control of any accounts unless they had their own accounts from other sources outside the main rockerfella funds. I didnt believe my dad at first until I got a dna test done and started to do a family tree on ancestry. 🤣
This is excellent news! Given that the Israelites who are pervasive in tech and government can put anything they want on anyone's device, this means all of the hateful wrongthinkers disloyal to Israel can be arrested as paedos: I feel safer already!
I'm setting to use LoRa instead of a mobile. End to end encryption, messages only exist on the sending and recieving devices. No central infrastructure. It's early days, but the network is growing. I'm also a Linux user, Waterfox (a Firefox variation) doesn't gather data (don't use Google for searching). Encrypted storage, some off it double encrypted. I'm a retired cyber security specialist.
I didn't realize England had a.Gulag, I thoight that was Scotland, famously expressed in Traimspotting "We were colonized by cunts." Not sure why my mind immediately went there, but I think I've denigraded two species with a single line. Is there a prize for overachievers? Singing, "Aren't you glad you voted for Keir?! Don't you wish everybody did!?
Oh pish-tosh. Spyware on laptops. What I want to see is the radiological-image reveal of 2020 surgery by which a collection of the moribund Sheldon Adelson's brain neurons were implanted in DJ Trump's cranium just before DJT exited his first term — as a guarantee that the 2nd term (which got delayed) would continue Sheldon's pro-Israel beneficence through his legacy orange zombie, who'd also become Miriam's chief buttosculator in the process.
Being the typical aware, well educated, well informed American I'm relying on the recently completely redacted US constitution to keep us safe and secure. Like the partially released totally redacted Epstein files are keeping people safe. And the JFK files. And MLK files and......
I love your satire, but it’s painful to read after spending decades raising concerns about precisely these issues in a political culture too ignorant to recognize their importance, and too racist to listen to reason.
Try running for Congress on these issues and watch what happens to you.
And you think the people's Republic of Scotland will not take the same measures to control/spy on you? During the pandemic wee Mrs Krankie was very authoritarian
Dear Laura, what a delightfully Christmassy image this piece conjured up for me. Privacy is so yesterday, innit? And the para about VPNs actually made me lol! So as we stagger into 2026, we can confidently look forward to your posts being enjoyed by robots like Starmer, and yourself finally coming face to face with your loyal subscribers in the gulag being made ready for us by Mahmood and her hostile hospitality hosts! Happy Thoughts for 2026 to you and all of us.
Brilliantly well said 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😄😄
"erase them like an American nuclear scientist on the brink of limitless clean energy"
Yup, Nuno Loureiro shot multiple times at his home around 8:30pm December 16.
Best thing I've read so far on this: https://x.com/php100/status/2001952284926758993
Was there a spike in Google searches for their names the day before the attack, all coming from Tel Aviv?
Jesus Fucking Christ. Thank you for the info.
Hostile actor ? I know, I’ll play the Viking role pillage in the village’ that’s me
This is why I don't save things in the cloud. I've invested in hardware and store my data offline. Also, any internet connected device can be used to spy on you. I used to work for a firm that had government contracts for removing 'smart' features in TV and monitors. Many smart TVs have microphones and cameras.
And for god's sake don't ever give a small child an internet connected toy. Many of them have been reported for having spyware in them as from the factory.
"Big Brother is Watching"
100% and it's also advisable to cover your device cameras with black tape. I've done this for quite some time. There's a few good things that can be done;
Use a non-smart (dumb) phone.
Use a Chinese smart (dumb) device. They seriously don't care like the Zio authoritarian ‘west’ who you are!
Stop using locations, stop using Google Maps, much better and ‘safer’ map apps like Magic Earth.
Stop using a smart (dumb) watch, use a counter for steps, running etc. Plus seriously folks majority of people don't need an app that records your every move from walking, running, period cycles, stress levels etc!
Use open source on your devices, it's not difficult and lots of demo's on how to switch from the dark big brother side.
Wipe all your personal data from social media apps, or better still shut down!
Use a non Zio authoritarian email like ProtonMail or FastMail.
Lots more on this and yep hardware is much better that storing anything anywhere! 👍🏽
But how will I know my stress level if my watch doesn’t tell me? 😱
😆
I have an old Iphone 12. I disabled all the smart features. I use it as a dumb phone - texts, calls, photos. I store all my email offline. I wipe my Gmail mailbox daily.
This is great, apart from the Gmail, it's part of the Zio Google 'eco'system. If you can close it down and use something like FastMail, ProtonMail or 'transfer' your Gmail to Vivaldi browser, that's another option. ✊🏽
I 'transfer' my Gmail to Thunderbird. Same as 'transfer' to Vivaldi. It's old-school, but I like it.
I use Outlook, but only for my hobbies like chess, newsletters and comics. Would you suggest using another email provider instead?
Yes, try ProtonMail or FastMail, both are good and not at this moment linked with Zionist entities. Microsoft (Outlook) is complicit in genocide and helping Israel. Boycott is what they hate, boycotting these war profiteers affects them.
Next step: proving one supports Israel and Zionism using any and all means necessary to fulfil its destiny BEFORE being allowed to possess a phone or computer.
Fearful of the consequences of civil disobedience, I wish to deny and refute suggestions that I might be harbouring any inappropriate thoughts, and make my position completely and publicly clear. I totally approve of the mass murder of unarmed civilians who are guilty of occupying land that the West wishes to annex. They deserve to be eradicated. Especially the children, who we all know will grow up to be terrorists. I 100% support my government's right to silence anyone who says otherwise, by any means necessary. I agree that any criticism of Israel is hate speech and Israel should be allowed to do whatever it wants, because we all know that international law does not apply to Israel. And, in fact, only applies in the UK when it suits the government's current agenda. Anyone protesting against this is clearly guilty of antisemitism and quite possibly treason and deserves to be imprisoned indefinitely, without trial. I also uphold the right of the UK government to restrict the words we are allowed to use in public, and now, apparently, in private too. Anyone who says Starmer is a Zionist Whore is wrong and deserves to be whipped, and thrown into the same cell as criminals who use the words 'free 'and 'Palestine' in the same sentence, along with the banner-waving octogenarians who have been terrorising the streets of Britain with their dangerous anti genocide rhetoric. I am about to take my dog on a stroll along the footpath 'from the flowing body of water to the tidal body of water', because obviously calling the moving body of water 'river' and the tidal body of water 'sea' would be inciting violence. And we all know how much Sir Keir and his Israeli donors hate violence against anyone other than the people they are busy ethnically cleansing. Quite right too.
I want to add how disgusted I am by the absolutely false allegations that Starmer, Merz, Macron and Zelensky have cocaine-charged orgies whenever the penis-piano-player of Kiev appears. There is very little evidence to support that and the videos and gropes that we have are purely the result of our own corrupt natures and lying eyes. As suffering widow Erika Kirk keeps repeating: "Stop" (followed by evil eye-glare).
Don't we all love Putin's puppets? I hope you are being paid well for this. 😎
The traditional 30 Shekels. But don't tell anyone.
This is magnificent 💥💥👍🏻. In every detail . Fear not , the Australian government is setting a very similar path , for OUR SAFETY of course . No need for free speech or peaceful protest . They are obviously divisive and inciting violence . We have been advised of this by the thoughtful “antisemitism advocate” appointed by the PM to dictate policy about what CAN and
CANNOT be taught or studied in Australian schools . For the protection of the public of course . The Prime Minister is immensely grateful for her kind assistance in governing the nation .
Good girl, Deborah! 😉
All these deluded control-freaks hide behind corporations beLIEving they are safe from liability.
Quite simply, we can make them liable as living wo/men for the harm, loss and injuries that they are responsible for. See https://www.inpowermovement.org/ (currently their member Notices of Liability are in excess of $42B)
The entire circus is enabled with fraud - counterfeit fiat currency upheld by ''corporate legalities''. Fraud vitiates all contracts and they owe us all they presume to own x 3. Quite simply we-the-people must stand up and dismiss this demonic mindset
Check your VPN, we migrated from Express VPN (Israeli) to Nord ✅
Baz, Nord is owned by Israel, there's only a few that have no U'sraeli tech, try Mullvard VPN, and a few from Southeast Asia. NordVPN is fully Israeli, sorry!
Perplexity’s response to my question: Is Nord VPN Israeli owned?
No, NordVPN is not Israeli owned. It is owned by Nord Security, a company based in the Netherlands with Lithuanian founders.
Ownership Details
Nord Security, formerly known as Nordsec Ltd, was founded in 2012 by Tom Okman, Eimantas Sabaliauskas, and Jonas Karklys, who are Lithuanian citizens. The company received early support from Tesonet, a Lithuanian startup incubator, but Nord Security remains the parent entity.
All Jews are dual citizens due to the Law of Return. That law is utter rubbish of course as Jews are not Semites (Palestinians are and have no such right). But there you have it.
Gonna double check, thanks
I would double check and the reason being is I know what and who they are. In fact I suggest you email them and ask DIRECTLY, it doesn't seem you've done much due diligence and just gone with what they offer to the public on Zio Google, Safari or Edge.
Oh and just a FYI don't just look at when they were created and where, investigate everything because you obviously missed a critical factor of the Surfshark merger in 2022! As well as them using VerSprite for penetration testing, and having servers located in Tel Aviv.
I research thoroughly the technology I use, buy and build.
Cheers!
Yep and just because it says the company is based somewhere else doesn't mean they arnt all Jewish(Israeli) company owners or majority. It just never mentions their religions, I think people forget these details. My godmother is israeli but she was born in Liverpool England, she quite often visited family(mother, sister) who lived in Israel as her mother went home afterwards and her sister was born in Israel. I've not seen her since I was about 14, and obviously the reason my mum has blinkers on when it comes to trying to talk to her about Gaza 🤦♀️ My brothers mum is a Rothschild and he thinks hes a chosen one and I will burn in hell for not believing the same things he does. I cut ties with him after I helped pay for his mortgage, food and fuel when he was in desperate need and he said that to me. I'm really going to burn in hell for helping him survive/live? Its all messed up especially since my bros mom is such a lovely lady, really sweet and caring. She let my dad use her money like there was no tomorrow. 😢
Correct, and let's not forget what Eastern European countries like Lithuania are SOLIDLY linked with Israel in the geopolitical arena, and don't condone the genocide and since Oct 7 have backed Israel! The fact Israel uses an astronomical amount of shell company's and open up vaste amount of these in various countries. The labyrinth is huge!
Just take a look at the U'sraeli shell company's Netanyahu, StarVer, Trump, E(non)U biatch Ursula, Rothschilds, Zelensky, Rockefeller, Sacklers, Johnstone, Cameron, Blair etc., etc., etc., have from back in the 80s through. They created the ability to move 'cash' around in all wars like Iraq, the sanctions against Russia etc., and their ability to have a cash flow, manipulate the markets e.g., fakedemic of bs Covid... the web they've woven is complex and scary with the plebes like Musk, Thiel etc., who are the 'assets' for this particular moment and changeable when necessary.
Many are connected to the Rothschild's, you're not the only one, they have a huge amount of disassociated 'family members'. I met a 'family member' on a beach in a remoter area of Sri Lanka who told me his story of buying and distributing arms to the Palestinians, this was after Oct 7.
The world is large, but very, very small.
Yeah my brother and I share the same father but not mother, his mom had levison/rothschild parents on our dads side is rockerfella, I think a certain Mary Rockerfella was my great grandmother x4 or 5 so bit further detatched from the family tree on the rockerfella side. I think Mary married a Mr Lafferty if I remember rightly 🤔 all fascinating but the female family members had no link to money, they were given an allowence and not allowed control of any accounts unless they had their own accounts from other sources outside the main rockerfella funds. I didnt believe my dad at first until I got a dna test done and started to do a family tree on ancestry. 🤣
Ok I’ve done a bit more ‘research’ and still find no major Israeli influence in Nord,
Investors: Primarily European (e.g., Novator, Burda) and US funds (e.g., General Catalyst, Warburg Pincus); no Israeli ones disclosed.
• Data Centers: Leases Tel Aviv servers for local IPs, not owned infrastructure.
• Staff: Concentrated in Lithuania (Vilnius), Europe; no Israel office noted.
• Legal Exposure: Limited to Israeli-hosted servers under local laws, not core company.
I guess if you are really committed you could trace some Israeli fingerprints in virtually ANY tech company from Apple to Google etc.
Well, at least they haven’t mandated Israeli explosive devices yet.
There are two settings available to the A I 'controller' - (Ankul Izzy) is his name; 'Slow Brain-rot' and 'Explode'.
Kevin, give it time, give it time.
This is excellent news! Given that the Israelites who are pervasive in tech and government can put anything they want on anyone's device, this means all of the hateful wrongthinkers disloyal to Israel can be arrested as paedos: I feel safer already!
I'm setting to use LoRa instead of a mobile. End to end encryption, messages only exist on the sending and recieving devices. No central infrastructure. It's early days, but the network is growing. I'm also a Linux user, Waterfox (a Firefox variation) doesn't gather data (don't use Google for searching). Encrypted storage, some off it double encrypted. I'm a retired cyber security specialist.
Does that include my replacement hip?
Nigel, don’t give anybody ideas: I’m getting my second one next month 😕
I didn't realize England had a.Gulag, I thoight that was Scotland, famously expressed in Traimspotting "We were colonized by cunts." Not sure why my mind immediately went there, but I think I've denigraded two species with a single line. Is there a prize for overachievers? Singing, "Aren't you glad you voted for Keir?! Don't you wish everybody did!?
Oh pish-tosh. Spyware on laptops. What I want to see is the radiological-image reveal of 2020 surgery by which a collection of the moribund Sheldon Adelson's brain neurons were implanted in DJ Trump's cranium just before DJT exited his first term — as a guarantee that the 2nd term (which got delayed) would continue Sheldon's pro-Israel beneficence through his legacy orange zombie, who'd also become Miriam's chief buttosculator in the process.
Being the typical aware, well educated, well informed American I'm relying on the recently completely redacted US constitution to keep us safe and secure. Like the partially released totally redacted Epstein files are keeping people safe. And the JFK files. And MLK files and......
I love your satire, but it’s painful to read after spending decades raising concerns about precisely these issues in a political culture too ignorant to recognize their importance, and too racist to listen to reason.
Try running for Congress on these issues and watch what happens to you.
Tinpot PONCE country 🏴
Joke FINISHED union 📉🇬🇧
🏴☮️🇪🇺
And you think the people's Republic of Scotland will not take the same measures to control/spy on you? During the pandemic wee Mrs Krankie was very authoritarian
Jog on 🏴🎺, this joke union is DONE 📉🇬🇧
🏴☮️
Tinpot PONCE country 🏴, joke FINISHED union 📉🇬🇧
🏴☮️🇪🇺
Tinpot PONCE country 🏴, Joke FINISHED union 📉🇬🇧
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