If it weren't so terrifying, criminal and inhumane, I would be laughing at this wonderful piece of satire that reminds me of Jonathan Swift. Be great if it appeared in MSM, but then proper journalism, the kind that questions and holds people in power to account, never does.
I'm not quite sure HOW you do it, but your genius level satirical takes on all this wrongness somehow make the unrelenting horror of it all just that little bit easier to cope with... thank you!
There should be a law prohibiting pesky journalists from abusing poor dear politicians. No questions before breakfast. Breakfast time should stay defined by each politician based on the need.
That virtue signalling anti-genocide lunatic Jeremy Corbyn ought to be ashamed of himself - the arms industry is one of the few industries that the British are still any good at.
...we'll $ort it a££ out in the Gaza Trump Tow€r once we've exterminated the neonate terrorist ringleaders in case they might let $£ip who $ponsor$ them twixt cup and £ip.
Well, that's how you kill the kiddies--you give Izrealhell the bombs to drop on the youngest Gazans and then you don't spend a dime on your own children in need. My new name for US presidents is "Baby-Killer-in-Chief."
It's impossible to satirise the US of A. There is an actual bill, not a joke, that once Kalaallit Nunaat (also known by its colonial name of Greenland) has been colonised (much against their will) by the USA it shall be known as Red, White and Blueland. I kid you not.
If it weren't so terrifying, criminal and inhumane, I would be laughing at this wonderful piece of satire that reminds me of Jonathan Swift. Be great if it appeared in MSM, but then proper journalism, the kind that questions and holds people in power to account, never does.
I'm not quite sure HOW you do it, but your genius level satirical takes on all this wrongness somehow make the unrelenting horror of it all just that little bit easier to cope with... thank you!
Lammy's outburst of accidental truth was understandable when the poor dear was all exhausted and confused after being woken up early.
Not 4am bombs-are-dropping early, but before his usual breakfast time. So bless
There should be a law prohibiting pesky journalists from abusing poor dear politicians. No questions before breakfast. Breakfast time should stay defined by each politician based on the need.
re: politicians:
Two crocodile brothers meet up after years apart. After all these years, “Biggie” is twice the size of “Squirt.”
Biggie asks, “What happened - why are you so little? What have you been eating?”
Squirt says, “I eat politicians, don’t you?”
Biggie says, ”Of course. How do you catch yours?
Squirt: “I catch them in the parking lot. I hide under their car, then grab their feet, beat the shit out of them, then eat them.”
Biggie - “Well, that’s your problem - you’re not getting enough calories!”
Squirt - “How so?”
Biggie: “When you beat the shit out of a politician, all that’s left is the briefcase and an ass hole!"
Come on over to the US of A/I! Trump just made that law!
That's just basic human rights
“Israel has the right to rape itself.”
Laura, you’re the Queen.
Brilliant as usual. Always worth reading. Thank you.
Compromised the bloody lot of them, except Corbyn
A great article that sums it up.
Excellent piece of writing.
"The Hamas-run Corbyn" put a smile on my face, before reality had a chance to wipe it off.
Thanks for the smile AND the realism.
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That virtue signalling anti-genocide lunatic Jeremy Corbyn ought to be ashamed of himself - the arms industry is one of the few industries that the British are still any good at.
Relax...
...we'll $ort it a££ out in the Gaza Trump Tow€r once we've exterminated the neonate terrorist ringleaders in case they might let $£ip who $ponsor$ them twixt cup and £ip.
Trust me...I'm a po£iti$hin.
Very clever ……..👏 👏
Greetings from Hamburg
your Anthony
After that 2 AM bombing in Gaza, I'm declaring this to be a post-civilization world.
The israeli belligerence is only made possible by the EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS PER DAY that the U.S. gives the kiddie-killers.
Well, that's how you kill the kiddies--you give Izrealhell the bombs to drop on the youngest Gazans and then you don't spend a dime on your own children in need. My new name for US presidents is "Baby-Killer-in-Chief."
It's impossible to satirise the US of A. There is an actual bill, not a joke, that once Kalaallit Nunaat (also known by its colonial name of Greenland) has been colonised (much against their will) by the USA it shall be known as Red, White and Blueland. I kid you not.
Excellent, but I prefer it when you do satire.
Mealy mouthed apologist response. They need the courage of their convictions and the evidence of their own eyes to tell it like it ACTUALLY is.