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Rebel Nun's avatar

Thank you, Laura for this completely logical explanation and for the not-at-all-related “other news”. Without your brilliant analyses, my life in the US wouldn’t make any sense at all. 🙃

John O Davies-Gay's avatar

Does it ever ? Everyone complains but doesn’t decide and do

Anna-Goanna's avatar

Well it's a relief it's so straight forward.😉 Makes the workload do much easier for all!🤨

Thanks Laura 😄

Adeel Mirza's avatar

The United Slaves of Israel, the Antichrist. This could only be done by Mossad.

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Adeel Mirza's avatar

With that username you are defo a bot maggot and you must have been created by the Devil IsRael states of america. The Antichrist.

colo-ski's avatar

Yeah whatever keep propagandizing your own people so they murder some more of your people and pretty soon we won't have to worry about you losers anymore

Adeel Mirza's avatar

All Gods people are my people, but clearly you are the disciple of the Devil IsRael states of america. The Antichrist. However, remember that Good always overcomes Evil IsRael. The Antichrist.

Diane J's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 First laugh out loud of the day! Thank you. ❤️

chycho's avatar

... and Ben Shapiro probably won't need any security, there is no way he will question anything coming out of Zionist Israel, so they won't have the need to take him out.

colo-ski's avatar

Ben Shapiro was the asshole who said oh we know exactly who it is we know like an hour and a half afterwards, this guy doesn't know shit probably doesn't even know his own middle name

Tim Toaster's avatar

Ben sure is a fast talker though

Tim Toaster's avatar

So true. Also see Mike Johnson

Jo Waller's avatar

It wasn't Zionist Israel and if it was they did it cos they were told to. Israel is 100% the attack dog of the Washington based interests in fossil fuels, finance, arms and media etc. Sure some of them profess to be Jewish like some say they're Christian but that's not their motivation. This is the US's genocide not Israel's they don't need to take anyone out- they've got the full backing of Trump.

chycho's avatar

Why separate them, it's one machine, it's ZOG.

Davina's avatar

Does this means he can become a millionaire from the contributions to the following. What happened to the old guy who funded the group to start with? How much did he make out of itv

Considering he, Kirk, had no money of his own?

Denise Ellenberger's avatar

You forgot to mention he was found and arrested wearing the very same clothes he wore when the pictures on the stairs to the assassination’s roof too were taken.

And: did you study those Portraits? One is not at all the photo of a 21yo!!!! The guy is at least 45.

You know it’s like a love letter written by AI. Everything fits. But it’s not real and not true and you know.

Denise Ellenberger's avatar

Oh yes - once on the stair pictures he’s wearing a black outfit, the one he seems to be wearing when humbling on the courtyard (they say because he’s hiding the rifle in his pants), once he’s wearing light blue jeans, and definitely he’s not carrying a rifle with him, you just see (very well) a smartphone showing through the material of his right lap.

Whose sloppy work is that telling us he’s the one and only one definitely having committed this murder?

Rebel Nun's avatar

Right now, there’s a huge worldwide reaction to Kirk’s death (at Downing Street, even!), with outrage and mourning and plots and plans, when no one really knows what he represented most recently nor exactly who or what his killer(s) represented. It is WAY too widespread, sudden and organized not to have been prepared in advance.

MNT's avatar

But not about a child killed by another child in CO on the same day🤔. There's something wrong with this picture😪

Howard's avatar

Agree. Half the people reacting probably never heard of or saw Charlie Kirk before this. Hey, there's always false flag "Charlie" Hebdo as a possible precedent.

Rebel Nun's avatar

This whole theatrical production was reminding me of exactly that! Mass moral indignation generated in people who never saw (or never translated) the Islamophobic trash they were defending, and didn’t notice the movie-set fakery around the very real murders. All to create conflict. Thank you.

Howard's avatar

Broadly, and without knowing, I sense the same elements involved in both.

John O Davies-Gay's avatar

Who did sociology? Remember it like yesterday

Deb Haug's avatar

Then there’s always Lee Harvey Oswald…

Melissa's avatar

Zirhan Zirhan.(sp? dunno) Guy who (like Oswald and Zirhan) believed he shot MLK and got away to Canada. Last I heard Malcolm X was a govt op. And Medgar? Fred Hampton?

poetinapaperbag's avatar

It worked a treat if you ask me..

In the Aussie Land of Nod, the protesters went out in sympathy for Charlies Fake Suicide by 2nd amendment Jews for the worker and were having a non-issue specific protest on both sides of the street here

The Gays for Nazis vs the Indians for the Ukrainian, indigenous Lesbian Christians for the, you know, "the thing" ........and everybody went home to work from home and only one public servant for More Women for Mothers n'that, got pepper sprayed for obeying orders.

So, it's up to Charlies' widow to restore justice the American way. With fire and brimstone evangelical histrionics.

Please pray for the Lord to protect her from getting shot in the geometric hair.

Rebel Nun's avatar

Yes yes yes. It’s all so totally aimed at people with a short fuse and shorter attention span. Anyone remember Gaza? Epstein? No? Mission accomplished.

Julianne's avatar

Brilliant, Laura! Your stinging satire can only be appreciated by those with a functioning neocortex.

Panjandrum's avatar

"We now know the identity of the assassin because the FBI told us, and the FBI is never wrong about these things (apart from those two times when it arrested the wrong guy, but let's just forget that ever happened)."

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"We now know the identity of the assassin because the FBI told us, and the FBI is never wrong about these things (apart from those two times when it arrested the wrong guy, but let's just forget that ever happened) and (apart from the 7 other times that it did the entrapment thing where in the lead up conspiracy its own undercover informers outnumbered^ the actual dupes) - so apart from that"

^ the Michigan Gretchen Gov. kidnapping plot for ex.

NonZionistWorld's avatar

So glad the CIA, FBI, Mossad found the gun in a box, nicely wrapped, so nice of the Mossad snipper to leave it, so thoughtful!

Rebel Nun's avatar

I always stop to reassemble and gift wrap my rifle when I’m running for my life after a murder. It’s the thoughtful thing to do.

NonZionistWorld's avatar

100%, would be rude and bad etiquette not to!

John O Davies-Gay's avatar

O Laura

You bad bad girl

Amos's avatar

And meanwhile Israel ran around shouting “wasn’t us! Nobody look at us!” Which was weird as nobody was looking at them until they said it.

Michael X's avatar

If u live by the sword u will leave this earth by the sword

Hilary Minor's avatar

That's what I said.

😎 dude's avatar

Hmmm... Show me all those bombed and shot us presidents. And British leaders...

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Groyper? Isn’t that a mis-spelling of groper, as in one who gropes? Perhaps Tyler, although a good Republican Christian, was suspected of groping within that ultra conservative Utah community, and this was his penance. Take one for the team (whichever one it turns out to be, when the smoke clears).

Mike Fish's avatar

Groper is code for trumper.

We know that they grab ‘em by the pussy.”

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Oh I must be out of touch with the latest lingo. Geez am I relieved.

Mike Fish's avatar

Don’t feel alone.

I had no fucking idea what a groyper was until Charlie got shot.

Susan Mercurio's avatar

I still don't have any idea. I can't make it out from the mentions it's getting in the chats.

What's a groyper?

Mike Fish's avatar

Nick Fuentes I think.

Google him.

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Susan Mercurio's avatar

Ah-ha-ha-ha! Gene Sharp! You are so funny!

I bet you think Einstein was funny, too. Here's what he said: "The height of stupidity is most clearly demonstrated by a man who ridicules something he knows nothing about."

Lenny Cavallaro's avatar

All laughter aside and as horrifying as it sounds, that actually makes sense.

Cynthia Davidson's avatar

Nick Fuentas' white supremecist group is the groypers. They are big memelords and always online. That is why it was interesting when Fuentas came out and told his followers to chill after the shooting and stay home...although that's probably what MOST of them would do anyway.

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Thanks for the clarification. Like I said, I try to be out of touch with at least some of the details of this stuff. Too much mind clutter

Mike Fish's avatar

I know.

But we need you.

I appreciate what you say for a very long time.

You know.

Buck up.

Like the Gazans, VIN.

❤️

Vin LoPresti's avatar

You’re too kind. Thank you. Yeah those Gazans are models of resilience, for sure

Charles Osborne's avatar

...and the blurry video of him jumping off the roof was shot by the grand nephew of Abraham Zapruder.

Thank you, Laura, I needed laugh to clear my lungs and my head.

siegfried59's avatar

Yep, ole Zeke Zapruder, Zap, as we call.him, always in wrong place at right time…

Dave Powell's avatar

well, that settles it, glad everything is cleared up now