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Anna-Goanna's avatar

Well it's a relief it's so straight forward.😉 Makes the workload do much easier for all!🤨

Thanks Laura 😄

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Rebel Nun's avatar

Thank you, Laura for this completely logical explanation and for the not-at-all-related “other news”. Without your brilliant analyses, my life in the US wouldn’t make any sense at all. 🙃

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Diane J's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 First laugh out loud of the day! Thank you. ❤️

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#FreePalestine's avatar

Mine too 😆!

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Adeel Mirza's avatar

The United Slaves of Israel, the Antichrist. This could only be done by Mossad.

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chycho's avatar

... and Ben Shapiro probably won't need any security, there is no way he will question anything coming out of Zionist Israel, so they won't have the need to take him out.

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Denise Ellenberger's avatar

You forgot to mention he was found and arrested wearing the very same clothes he wore when the pictures on the stairs to the assassination’s roof too were taken.

And: did you study those Portraits? One is not at all the photo of a 21yo!!!! The guy is at least 45.

You know it’s like a love letter written by AI. Everything fits. But it’s not real and not true and you know.

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Panjandrum's avatar

"We now know the identity of the assassin because the FBI told us, and the FBI is never wrong about these things (apart from those two times when it arrested the wrong guy, but let's just forget that ever happened)."

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"We now know the identity of the assassin because the FBI told us, and the FBI is never wrong about these things (apart from those two times when it arrested the wrong guy, but let's just forget that ever happened) and (apart from the 7 other times that it did the entrapment thing where in the lead up conspiracy its own undercover informers outnumbered^ the actual dupes) - so apart from that"

^ the Michigan Gretchen Gov. kidnapping plot for ex.

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Julianne's avatar

Brilliant, Laura! Your stinging satire can only be appreciated by those with a functioning neocortex.

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Rebel Nun's avatar

Right now, there’s a huge worldwide reaction to Kirk’s death (at Downing Street, even!), with outrage and mourning and plots and plans, when no one really knows what he represented most recently nor exactly who or what his killer(s) represented. It is WAY too widespread, sudden and organized not to have been prepared in advance.

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MNT's avatar

But not about a child killed by another child in CO on the same day🤔. There's something wrong with this picture😪

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Rebel Nun's avatar

🩷💚💙

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

Groyper? Isn’t that a mis-spelling of groper, as in one who gropes? Perhaps Tyler, although a good Republican Christian, was suspected of groping within that ultra conservative Utah community, and this was his penance. Take one for the team (whichever one it turns out to be, when the smoke clears).

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Dezza's avatar

Maybe it's a misspelling of "grow a pair"??

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Mike Fish's avatar

Groper is code for trumper.

We know that they grab ‘em by the pussy.”

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

Oh I must be out of touch with the latest lingo. Geez am I relieved.

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Mike Fish's avatar

Don’t feel alone.

I had no fucking idea what a groyper was until Charlie got shot.

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Lenny Cavallaro's avatar

All laughter aside and as horrifying as it sounds, that actually makes sense.

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Cynthia Davidson's avatar

Nick Fuentas' white supremecist group is the groypers. They are big memelords and always online. That is why it was interesting when Fuentas came out and told his followers to chill after the shooting and stay home...although that's probably what MOST of them would do anyway.

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

Thanks for the clarification. Like I said, I try to be out of touch with at least some of the details of this stuff. Too much mind clutter

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John O Davies-Gay's avatar

O Laura

You bad bad girl

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Michael X's avatar

If u live by the sword u will leave this earth by the sword

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Hilary Minor's avatar

That's what I said.

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Dave Powell's avatar

well, that settles it, glad everything is cleared up now

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Franz Kafka's avatar

The official USA insults the human intelligence on a daily basis. The 'solving' of this assassination was a special treat, reminiscent of their theory that Lucky Larry's asbestos-ridden WTC was brought down by box cutters and led directly to the annihilation of the Middle East which is having its final chapter finished as we speak - the Genocide of its rightful owners and original inhabitants - the Semitic Palestinians ...by fake "jews".

Rest in Peace Charlie Kirk.

America and the world are not going to.

Pray for us!

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Lenny Cavallaro's avatar

Brilliant! However, you forget that ALL assassinations in the USA invariably smell. Investigators romp in the cesspool long enough to find convenient assassins (e.g., for JFK...MLK...RFK). I understand that the assassination of Huey Long also involved cover-up.

This one, however, leaves me scratching my head. Why DIDN'T the Trumpista/MAGAtista gang find a good transexual-Marxist-Muslim (who is also an illegal alien)? Surely there are enough of those, aren't there?

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Ronald Reed's avatar

Too pat. This way, it carries at least a nanogram of credibility.

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Smoke1943's avatar

I am tired of the F-ing jews and isreal and never liked Ben Shapiro

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