Here is why nuclear war would be a brilliant idea

As a supporter of every imperialist war, I have never been wrong

Thanks to the steadfast work of President Blinken and Prime Minister Mileikowsky, we are closer to nuclear armageddon than ever before. The Doomsday Clock is just two seconds from midnight and I suspect its running slow. This means it’s more likely than not, you won’t be going to work on Monday! This has to be cause for celebration, right? If you’re sti…