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Chris Hale's avatar

Congratulations on securing this exclusive interview Laura.

Normal Island News's avatar

I'm a big deal x

Nick Heffernan's avatar

Excellent stuff, Laura. My heart breaks for the courageous and creative entrepreneurs like Michelle Mone who only want to make Britain great again but are being victimised by so-called “laws” and jealous little people who resent them creating the wealth and jobs the rest of us depend on. Without such entrepreneurs the rest of us who’ve never invented a fake company and blagged millions in public money from our posh mates would be grovelling around in the dirt, wearing nothing but loincloths and eating our own faeces.

Marg's avatar

To be fair, we are drinking and swimming in the latter…

Nick Heffernan's avatar

Indeed, courtesy of the corporate geniuses at Thames Water and their ilk.

Heinrich Dahms's avatar

This sums up nicely how the system works. As well as why all mainstream media belong to the same gang.

William Bowles's avatar

Gangster Capitalism. I've lost my sense of humour.

Dan Bluemore's avatar

Brilliant. As always ✌️❤️

Baz's avatar

In an egalitarian system being a member of the House of Lords would automatically disqualify you from any access to government contracts.

In fact there wouldn’t even be a House of Lords.

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Britain without a formal aristocracy? How would we recognize it?

Baz's avatar

By the flags of course - the flags!

Rebel Nun's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Musings From The Margins 🇷🇸's avatar

I'll let myself do the very thing I resent the most in today's social media-scape and post my comment solely on the presented headline:

“How to get rich quick…“ Well, in these times that's easy enough - one just needs to be ruthless sociopath. When one has that, everything else is mere technically…

Wiremu Harpuka's avatar

Went to "ASDA"? What the hell is that?

Nigel K Tolley's avatar

ASDA is a bit like Walmart. Large cheap supermarket.

Kevin Reed's avatar

It was, for a time, owned by Walmart. They still have a stake in the company according to Google.

Antony Marshall's avatar

Apparently, the self service BJ (otherwise known as former PREMIER) were on aisle 69.

Patrick Thomas Sudlow's avatar

ASDA was originally a cooperative, Associated Dairy's. Under Thatcher, they decided to go public and list on the stock market. They were taken over by Walmart and the quality of the products dropped. Walmart, eventually sold ASDA.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Satire works best when it barely has to exaggerate. This reads like a how-to manual written by the system itself: access, flattery, VIP lanes, zero competence required. The joke lands because the punchline isn’t humor. It’s accountability that never showed up.

Rebel Nun's avatar

She gets it! Master of Capitalism! (Mistress?) Make her PM!

Absolutely hilarious, Laura! You make my day! 🙏😘

Elizabeth Chandler's avatar

Good grief ! What hope do honesty and integrity have in this world of “VIP Lanes” and Good Friends in the right places ?

Thank you Laura 😊. ( Meanwhile Greta Thunberg has just been arrested for her honesty and integrity 🙄)

Diana van Eyk's avatar

What a moving hard luck story -- not!

Jo Waller's avatar

Mone has been unfairly picked on because she's woman we love to hate.

Bourla, Hancock, Tedros and thousands of others all fraudulently made money out of the 'covid' corruption and deception and are still laughing all the way to the bank at our expense. There was no need for lockdown, furlough nor vaccines bought by the tax payer. It was the biggest transfer of wealth in history and a con job.

And it's continuing to this day with the latest propaganda that Bojo did too little too late- he didn't do what there was no way he could do about something that wasn't happening. https://jowaller.substack.com/p/the-covid-inquiry-too-little-too

salahuddin c's avatar

But you should have posted an underwear shot of Lady M to show what got the Boris boys so excited about her manufacturing skills...