Americans sighed in relief after their most popular rapist, paedophile, and war criminal survived a shooting at the White House Correspondent’s dinner last night.
It's always the same tired uncle Schmuel Jewish-American d-grade porno script shtik...
...it's all going for a ball of shit (Dumb and Dumber being stood up by ragheads in Islamabad)...enter stage left - an "assassin" who cannot shoot; the ensuing desperate media frenzy; the self-lubricating cuntish wank over the greatness of greatness of US security detail, and military and paramilitary death squad service.
It really is the most tedious, juvenile and dull script ever.
He staged the other attempts to get elected, this one is bc his approval rating is so low and because he is an idiot stuck in an un winnable illegal war he started. A real assassin wouldn’t miss.
The entire premise of this war with Iran is ridiculous. And who is trump to say that Iran should never be allowed to have an atomic bomb? Countries all over the world have atomic bombs. North Koreans Kim Jong nut-ball, the man that trump said he “fell in love with” has about 60 nuclear weapons. Can you imagine what people would say if Joe Biden had said that he "fell in love"with the dictator from north korea? He would be eviscerated. But for trump this is normal speaking behavior. And let's not forget that five years ago, trump led a violent insurrection at our nation's capital.He told his supporters to go there and "fight like hell, or they wouldn't have a country any more". His supporters attacked the Capitol, attacked the police protecting the capitol, got into the capitol and carried confederate flags, And were shouting things like "Hang Mike Pence", because the vice president wouldn't agree to trump's demand that he decertified the true election results. Trump watched all the violence on tv and DID NOTHING. to intervene. Many police officers that help defend the capitol later committed suicide, because they were so traumatized by this ugly and horrible event. Trump is full of s**t, and is a crazy, demented, mean-spirited old man. And he's getting worse by the day. His next birthday he will be 80, and his declining cognitive health will be more and more obvious to everyone that listens to him. He gets his words mixed up and often he can't even pronounce things, let alone utter sentences that make sense. And it serves the American people right, in some ways, because they voted for this idiot maniac, Trump! TWICE! Trump said he would put an end to foreign wars and lower the cost of living for Americans. Instead, he he bombs, Iran. Even though they posed no imminent threat. and as a result of the war that trump started, the American consumer is paying much more money for gasoline, for housing, for transportation, for health care,and many other things. Trump is a clear and present danger to the United States and to the entire world. Quite frankly, I am ashamed to be an American citizen. It will take many years to undo the damage that Mitch McConnell and donald trump have done to the United States reputation, and its place in the world. This corrupt and idiotic Trump administration cannot end soon enough! Sincerely, David Morris who was born long ago in Fort Wayne Indiana.
How can you suggest it was a false flag, I am shocked. After all, a (frankly weedy) man barging his way through a checkpoint manned by (very much not weedy) Secret Service agents sounds entirely plausible.
No shit. This is the most paranoid, most heavily police-protected president in US history. The guy waltzed in carrying “guns and knives”? They sure do think we’re stupid. Can’t imagine why.
The powers that be in the United States of stupidity have spent generations dumbing down the population to make it easier to gaslight them...but, it's been SO effective, they've forgotten that people outside the US have functioning intellects...
Trump is like a recurring case of shingles. No matter how many shingles shots he gets, it simply won't go away and keeps coming back. Maybe he should double, or triple, his dose of daily aspirin. I'm sure his fat ankles and ugly-ass bruising on his hands willl be okay with that. Trump, and his republican suck-ups, represent the absolute worst of the united states. From weapons of mass destruction in iraq, to the ugliness and idioticy of the vietnam war designed to "stop the spread of communism" (gee-whiz that worked really well, didn't it?), the continual moronic and the war addicted b******t that has for decades been part of the American f***ed up psyche, HAS GOT TO END!
TRUMP EVEN WANTS TO RUN FOR A THIRD TERM! If he does that, how about we encourage Obama for a third term? And Mike Johnson, the biggest suck up of them all, needs to f*****g retire!
Sincerely, the guy who was born long ago in Fort Wayne Indiana.
Meanwhile, Kotex shares have plummeted on the back of the news that the president's ears don't require their products this time around.
I know! Sorry Kotex, but we haven’t seen him today, maybe it will be on the other one!
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Damn it, I've said it before, BULLETS ARE USELESS AGAINST THE ORANGE ONE!
You need holy water and a crucifix!!
Do it properly.
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And Legos. Leo and Iran are doing it properly. Just slower than we’d like.
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In the Omen they said you needed the nine daggers of Megiddo…just saying 🗡️
Checking Temu now...
😂😂😂 You may be right, another Dracula!
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Don't forget the stake!
Messy...
But, well, needs must.
Well you know...even if trump was hit...Nerf Balls don't so any damage... 😆
It would actually be quite hilarious. 8 billion humans laughing out loud...
A silver bullet or gold plated straight between the eyes
I'm with Melania on this one - fuck, fuck and double fuck!
HaHaHa.....
It's always the same tired uncle Schmuel Jewish-American d-grade porno script shtik...
...it's all going for a ball of shit (Dumb and Dumber being stood up by ragheads in Islamabad)...enter stage left - an "assassin" who cannot shoot; the ensuing desperate media frenzy; the self-lubricating cuntish wank over the greatness of greatness of US security detail, and military and paramilitary death squad service.
It really is the most tedious, juvenile and dull script ever.
If they'd been stood up by an African country would you have used the n-word to describe their representatives, Barry?
Hmmmmm...possibly yes - as coming from Trump's crew - he does think of black people in the parlance of "niggas".
Thanks for confirming you're one of Trump's racists. Bye Barry.
This is gutter talk - sad to see it starting to show up on substack.
Racist talk. And it's been on Substack for quite a while unfortunately.
I agree. But why ?
Yet another scam by MangoWanker
I felt like breaking down in tears myself, when I heard the thug-er, I meant the POTUS-survived the latest assassination attempt.
He staged the other attempts to get elected, this one is bc his approval rating is so low and because he is an idiot stuck in an un winnable illegal war he started. A real assassin wouldn’t miss.
He’s that pathetic.
Israeli magic tricks.
The entire premise of this war with Iran is ridiculous. And who is trump to say that Iran should never be allowed to have an atomic bomb? Countries all over the world have atomic bombs. North Koreans Kim Jong nut-ball, the man that trump said he “fell in love with” has about 60 nuclear weapons. Can you imagine what people would say if Joe Biden had said that he "fell in love"with the dictator from north korea? He would be eviscerated. But for trump this is normal speaking behavior. And let's not forget that five years ago, trump led a violent insurrection at our nation's capital.He told his supporters to go there and "fight like hell, or they wouldn't have a country any more". His supporters attacked the Capitol, attacked the police protecting the capitol, got into the capitol and carried confederate flags, And were shouting things like "Hang Mike Pence", because the vice president wouldn't agree to trump's demand that he decertified the true election results. Trump watched all the violence on tv and DID NOTHING. to intervene. Many police officers that help defend the capitol later committed suicide, because they were so traumatized by this ugly and horrible event. Trump is full of s**t, and is a crazy, demented, mean-spirited old man. And he's getting worse by the day. His next birthday he will be 80, and his declining cognitive health will be more and more obvious to everyone that listens to him. He gets his words mixed up and often he can't even pronounce things, let alone utter sentences that make sense. And it serves the American people right, in some ways, because they voted for this idiot maniac, Trump! TWICE! Trump said he would put an end to foreign wars and lower the cost of living for Americans. Instead, he he bombs, Iran. Even though they posed no imminent threat. and as a result of the war that trump started, the American consumer is paying much more money for gasoline, for housing, for transportation, for health care,and many other things. Trump is a clear and present danger to the United States and to the entire world. Quite frankly, I am ashamed to be an American citizen. It will take many years to undo the damage that Mitch McConnell and donald trump have done to the United States reputation, and its place in the world. This corrupt and idiotic Trump administration cannot end soon enough! Sincerely, David Morris who was born long ago in Fort Wayne Indiana.
Is it any wonder that the yanks never win a war there bloody useless shots ,christ they couldn't hit a barn door at 10 paces
It was a brilliant move to plant the false flag at the Correspondent's Dinner, where all the correspondents could see it together, at the same time.
The ballroom, Laura, the ballroom with a bunker will be built now…and all it took was a school teacher firing blanks. Eezy peezy…
How can you suggest it was a false flag, I am shocked. After all, a (frankly weedy) man barging his way through a checkpoint manned by (very much not weedy) Secret Service agents sounds entirely plausible.
No shit. This is the most paranoid, most heavily police-protected president in US history. The guy waltzed in carrying “guns and knives”? They sure do think we’re stupid. Can’t imagine why.
I can...they live in stupid land...
The powers that be in the United States of stupidity have spent generations dumbing down the population to make it easier to gaslight them...but, it's been SO effective, they've forgotten that people outside the US have functioning intellects...
Trump is like a recurring case of shingles. No matter how many shingles shots he gets, it simply won't go away and keeps coming back. Maybe he should double, or triple, his dose of daily aspirin. I'm sure his fat ankles and ugly-ass bruising on his hands willl be okay with that. Trump, and his republican suck-ups, represent the absolute worst of the united states. From weapons of mass destruction in iraq, to the ugliness and idioticy of the vietnam war designed to "stop the spread of communism" (gee-whiz that worked really well, didn't it?), the continual moronic and the war addicted b******t that has for decades been part of the American f***ed up psyche, HAS GOT TO END!
TRUMP EVEN WANTS TO RUN FOR A THIRD TERM! If he does that, how about we encourage Obama for a third term? And Mike Johnson, the biggest suck up of them all, needs to f*****g retire!
Sincerely, the guy who was born long ago in Fort Wayne Indiana.
Poor Melania, it is incredible how much pain she endures, again and again ...
She did it to herself.
poor Epsteins thing ...
America is Great because anyone can have a shot at the presidency. That's why they all have guns.