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Spunty's avatar

Meanwhile, Kotex shares have plummeted on the back of the news that the president's ears don't require their products this time around.

Frank Macskasy's avatar

Damn it, I've said it before, BULLETS ARE USELESS AGAINST THE ORANGE ONE!

You need holy water and a crucifix!!

Do it properly.

Barry Varkel's avatar

It's always the same tired uncle Schmuel Jewish-American d-grade porno script shtik...

...it's all going for a ball of shit (Dumb and Dumber being stood up by ragheads in Islamabad)...enter stage left - an "assassin" who cannot shoot; the ensuing desperate media frenzy; the self-lubricating cuntish wank over the greatness of greatness of US security detail, and military and paramilitary death squad service.

It really is the most tedious, juvenile and dull script ever.

Dx's avatar

If they'd been stood up by an African country would you have used the n-word to describe their representatives, Barry?

Barry Varkel's avatar

Hmmmmm...possibly yes - as coming from Trump's crew - he does think of black people in the parlance of "niggas".

Bob McKinney's avatar

I'm with Melania on this one - fuck, fuck and double fuck!

Irma's avatar

HaHaHa.....

Wd52's avatar

Yet another scam by MangoWanker

Lisa's avatar

Israeli magic tricks.

Dominic Templeman's avatar

I felt like breaking down in tears myself, when I heard the thug-er, I meant the POTUS-survived the latest assassination attempt.

Dana López's avatar

He staged the other attempts to get elected, this one is bc his approval rating is so low and because he is an idiot stuck in an un winnable illegal war he started. A real assassin wouldn’t miss.

He’s that pathetic.

Dean Smith's avatar

Is it any wonder that the yanks never win a war there bloody useless shots ,christ they couldn't hit a barn door at 10 paces

dwmorris5@hotmail.com's avatar

The entire premise of this war with Iran is ridiculous. And who is trump to say that Iran should never be allowed to have an atomic bomb? Countries all over the world have atomic bombs. North Koreans Kim Jong nut-ball, the man that trump said he “fell in love with” has about 60 nuclear weapons. Can you imagine what people would say if Joe Biden had said that he "fell in love"with the dictator from north korea? He would be eviscerated. But for trump this is normal speaking behavior. And let's not forget that five years ago, trump led a violent insurrection at our nation's capital.He told his supporters to go there and "fight like hell, or they wouldn't have a country any more". His supporters attacked the Capitol, attacked the police protecting the capitol, got into the capitol and carried confederate flags, And were shouting things like "Hang Mike Pence", because the vice president wouldn't agree to trump's demand that he decertified the true election results. Trump watched all the violence on tv and DID NOTHING. to intervene. Many police officers that help defend the capitol later committed suicide, because they were so traumatized by this ugly and horrible event. Trump is full of s**t, and is a crazy, demented, mean-spirited old man. And he's getting worse by the day. His next birthday he will be 80, and his declining cognitive health will be more and more obvious to everyone that listens to him. He gets his words mixed up and often he can't even pronounce things, let alone utter sentences that make sense. And it serves the American people right, in some ways, because they voted for this idiot maniac, Trump! TWICE! Trump said he would put an end to foreign wars and lower the cost of living for Americans. Instead, he he bombs, Iran. Even though they posed no imminent threat. and as a result of the war that trump started, the American consumer is paying much more money for gasoline, for housing, for transportation, for health care,and many other things. Trump is a clear and present danger to the United States and to the entire world. Quite frankly, I am ashamed to be an American citizen. It will take many years to undo the damage that Mitch McConnell and donald trump have done to the United States reputation, and its place in the world. This corrupt and idiotic Trump administration cannot end soon enough! Sincerely, David Morris who was born long ago in Fort Wayne Indiana.

Dr.Who's avatar

The ballroom, Laura, the ballroom with a bunker will be built now…and all it took was a school teacher firing blanks. Eezy peezy…

Carlé Costa's avatar

Poor Melania, it is incredible how much pain she endures, again and again ...

Andy Naish's avatar

How can you suggest it was a false flag, I am shocked. After all, a (frankly weedy) man barging his way through a checkpoint manned by (very much not weedy) Secret Service agents sounds entirely plausible.

John Wright's avatar

It was a brilliant move to plant the false flag at the Correspondent's Dinner, where all the correspondents could see it together, at the same time.

Amaterasu Solar's avatar

To be sure, that was yet another psyop.

Steve Martin's avatar

Bullseye! (For the journalism)

Not quite for the marksman — if it was not one of the Hypo-POTOUS's pro-wrestling, kabuki-show, staged plays.