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Luke's avatar

Let’s get something straight Laura. It’s not Israel that makes the end of the world fun. It’s you lol. Seriously we have to laugh or as Jimmy Buffet said “we would all go insane.”

Rich Turner's avatar

The perfect summary of just how insane this all is.

ELLEN CRADICK's avatar

In school, I don't know why they teach us NOT to hit people

WEIRD!

When we grow up we have to GENOCIDE people

I needed more preparation for this - GCSE genocide?

Anila Jahangiri's avatar

Laura this so good. Can I reprint it at Palestine Today at Quora with all references?

Anila Jahangiri's avatar

There’s a story behind it. Back home, Pashtuns are considered the offspring of Benjamin/King Talut.

Mike Rube's avatar

Living in a late stage empire is like riding a very drunk horse.

gypsy33's avatar

Hilarious, Mike!

I do know some people give beer to their horses. I shoulda tried it when I had mine.

FriendshipCannon's avatar

As someone tragically living under the successor regime of the Third Reich i am thankful that at least you are not letting its continued support for Apartheid and genocide go unnoticed.

For your own sanity do not google which of the two Germanies supported what sides while Apartheid South Africa was lashing out against its neighbours that were waging anti-colonial, liberation struggles

Eochaidh OghaChruithne's avatar

So, you're German yet speak English. Awesome, Dude or Dudette.

AnF's avatar

Have you ever considered how embarrassing it must be to only know English in a multi-lingual world?

Myriad Mike's avatar

Gee… when you add it all up, it starts to sound a little reckless and dangerous!

I’m hoping for a meteor striking the planet, the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, or an alien invasion on par with War of the Worlds… but, I’m an optimist.

Cheers!

𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓦𝓸𝓵𝓯𝓮's avatar

You nailed it again!

Jacky's avatar

While reading this I had this sudden image of you typing this at your laptop and all the while turning your own body inside out and upside down!! You are absolutely demonic in these writings. You have to be !

Love your stuff. Keeps me sane so thank you for that. 🙏🕊️

Eochaidh OghaChruithne's avatar

She eats only beans for 2 days in a row without taking Bean-O or Gas X. Then she eats only cheese for 2 days in a row. She ought to record her screams. I would pay her for them. Been there done that (both - I set a personal best).

Christian McCabe (A-Aye)'s avatar

Laura have you seen Alex Gibny’s documentary Zero Days? About a U.S.-Israeli cyber weapon targeting Iran’s nuclear program, and it shows how Israel’s reckless escalation exposed the operation, infuriated U.S. officials, and nearly triggered WW3—closer than we are now, if you can believe that!

It’s a topic that’s barely discussed (once you watch it, you understand why) but It’s crazy that, eight years later, we’re back in the same situation with the same aim…but different tactics.

Rebel Nun's avatar

Dear Saint Laura, I should be focusing on all your brilliance and your important observations on this critical and dangerous moment in history, but I can’t get past the priceless image of the exploding vibrators. It’s wicked, because Israel is wicked for the idea. We’re stuck between laughter and nightmares. Forgive me. Forgive everyone.

susan cartwright's avatar

Yeah, the exploding vibrators got me laughing too. Soooo good!

Remsomm's avatar

Lovely read. Thanks Laura K

Thomas Cleary's avatar

Without a doubt Biden, with so much blood on his hands that the Lady of the Scottish thane looks virtuous in comparison, is the worst president the US has ever had. Maybe we should start referring to him as 46.

Thomas Cleary's avatar

And then his political career as being 86ed.

AnF's avatar

Now if only he were aware of it.

It's hard to tell if most of the politicians are, seeing how many of them are carted around by 'assistants' who make them sign things without reading anything.

Eochaidh OghaChruithne's avatar

Badba go bragh. The Neabhan knows.

The Revolution Continues's avatar

"Anything that embarrasses Israel counts as terrorism, including getting lots of likes on Twitter. You have been warned."

I guess I'm no longer a "terrorist" then. I'm shaddowbanned on several platforms! How I wish I could "terrorize" those genociders once more.

Frances Leader's avatar

Macron thinking that he is Jeremy Corbyn.... a whole year too late.... had me smiling from ear to ear! Has NuttyYahoo packed his bags and headed for Ukraine yet? That has to be next on the cards. He knows he has led his country into a fiery hell, so he must slip out the back door before the Mother of All False Flag Events takes his last breath away.

https://francesleader.substack.com/p/the-mother-of-all-false-flag-events

Panjandrum's avatar

I am reminded of Einstein's quip: “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”