In a bombshell exclusive from our friends at Fox News, it has been revealed that Iranian kamikaze dolphins have not only closed the Strait of Hormuz with underwater mines, but have crossed the Atlantic.
The odd thing about this is that this has actually been done- by the Americans. In the past they tried this, trained dolphins with explosives attached to them.
Every accusation is an admission.
Of course its also been done with dogs who were trained to run under tanks with explosives attached to them. Their owners then detonated the explosives, killing the dogs (of course) and damaging the tank.
You may think this is fanciful satire, but there is no depth to which the US propaganda machine will not stoop! And kindly note that Trump is famous for claiming his opponents are doing exactly what he himself is doing. Have no doubt that the US Dolphin Attack Militia [or DAM] is being trained even now to carry out whatever evil plans are being hatched. It's also likely that the dolphins have been hypnotised into carrying out orders they would normally find repellent.
Wasn’t it the London Palestinian marches that radicalised the dolphins with all those chants of to the river to the sea? Yet another compelling reason to ban these marches if more were needed! How will British Jews feel safe knowing there are rogue dolphins who could leap out of the Thames at any moment and take them out?
Fox News reports that Iran has fed its nearly 1000 pounds of highly enriched uranium to a blue whale which has been trained to swim to Mar-a-Lago, beach itself, and detonate. The US Navy hopes it will have better luck stopping the whale than it had trying to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.
Dolphins have a long memory Laura! They’ll target you for mocking them . Be careful when approached by one in disguise. Make sure to notice if their mouth moves when talking .
I do wish Trump hurry up and develop a shoal of explosive sardines. 😱🥴🤯
Can I have some of whatever you consume/inhale to produce scripts like this one please? I love the idea of fanatical suicide dolphins (such gentle creatures that they appear to be)!
You must have forgotten the Fox News story from a few years ago, about Russian trained dolphins roaming the Baltic sea, armed with explosive harnesses.
This is further evidence of technology transfer from Russia to Iran, and it has the pentagon very worried indeed.
The odd thing about this is that this has actually been done- by the Americans. In the past they tried this, trained dolphins with explosives attached to them.
Every accusation is an admission.
Of course its also been done with dogs who were trained to run under tanks with explosives attached to them. Their owners then detonated the explosives, killing the dogs (of course) and damaging the tank.
Humans are cruel.
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I had to look this up. Then I saw the comment about the dogs. I’m going back to bed.
Brilliant! 🤣
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You may think this is fanciful satire, but there is no depth to which the US propaganda machine will not stoop! And kindly note that Trump is famous for claiming his opponents are doing exactly what he himself is doing. Have no doubt that the US Dolphin Attack Militia [or DAM] is being trained even now to carry out whatever evil plans are being hatched. It's also likely that the dolphins have been hypnotised into carrying out orders they would normally find repellent.
Should that be DAM-US?
Wasn’t it the London Palestinian marches that radicalised the dolphins with all those chants of to the river to the sea? Yet another compelling reason to ban these marches if more were needed! How will British Jews feel safe knowing there are rogue dolphins who could leap out of the Thames at any moment and take them out?
Fox News reports that Iran has fed its nearly 1000 pounds of highly enriched uranium to a blue whale which has been trained to swim to Mar-a-Lago, beach itself, and detonate. The US Navy hopes it will have better luck stopping the whale than it had trying to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.
One of your best!
Dolphins have a long memory Laura! They’ll target you for mocking them . Be careful when approached by one in disguise. Make sure to notice if their mouth moves when talking .
I do wish Trump hurry up and develop a shoal of explosive sardines. 😱🥴🤯
Someone's been binge-watching old George C. Scott movies.
Can I have some of whatever you consume/inhale to produce scripts like this one please? I love the idea of fanatical suicide dolphins (such gentle creatures that they appear to be)!
Somewhere, out there, a mouth breathing Trumper read this and thought to himself "ZOMG! Dolphins!"
You must have forgotten the Fox News story from a few years ago, about Russian trained dolphins roaming the Baltic sea, armed with explosive harnesses.
This is further evidence of technology transfer from Russia to Iran, and it has the pentagon very worried indeed.
They should do a documentary on this, Lego style.