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Paul Floyd's avatar

My crystal ball tells me that we're about to hear a lot more about Morgan M Sweeney. You know the bloke? Secretly controls the labour party and once spent some time at a kibbutz in Israel...

Adam Halpin's avatar

Joking aside, you could just be right.

Martin Williams's avatar

As long as he takes Trump down with him, I’m in

Feral Finster's avatar

"It turns out Mandelson was a key member of Epstein’s inner-circle that definitely wasn’t a Mossad paedophile ring, but might have been a KGB paedophile ring with no clients."

Of course the narrative of Epstein As Secret Russian Agent Who Fooled Us All is ridiculous, not to mention, contradicted by all available facts.

However, that narrative happens to serve several useful functions for persons of influence and authority. It keeps Trump under control, provides for further demonization of Putin and can be used to undermine any peace efforts with Russia.

Therefore, the narrative will be adopted as gospel, much like the equally wacky russiagate conspiracy theory.

James Broad's avatar

It's a crying shame. Hopefully the royals too. Charles is a nonce as well, not a coincidence he was besties with at least six of them and defended a bishop even he admitted to abusing a 17 year old boy.

James Broad's avatar

100%, couldn't be bothered to list them all. If the monarchy is gonna go, Peter Ball is the clincher. Too much plausible deniability with the others.

Seahorse's avatar

Thinking about it carefully, this is truly terrifying.

Priscila Garcia's avatar

I do not know who are many of the figures you mention, my dear: I am from Brazil, a so called "Third World country". What I CAN see, though, and watch from across the ocean with my metaphorical binoculars, is the failure and ruin of an entire civilization...

Thanks for keeping me so well informed!

James Broad's avatar

Brazil and the USA share a lot in common and can be compared for the history of European colonisation, indigenous genocide, which is still ongoing, destruction of nature, but the leaders in the USA has no right to call Brazil names. Brazil doesn't steal resources from the rest of the world, then gaslight everyone about it. If either nation is third world, it's the USA. I would rather live in the Favelas than Skid Row

✌️ Paz e amor 💚💛💙

Lisa's avatar

I spent hours listening to the recorded verbal accounts of a man who was victimized as a boy. The assaults he suffered, and the assaults on other children, which he witnessed, and was forced to take part in.

I have to admit that you don't generally make me laugh; I just really appreciate your sarcasm. But at the moment, even your outstanding journalism hasn't driven that intensely-credible account of sadism & murder, from my mind.

It's harrowing listening, and it's only part 1, but we should all understand how unfathomably evil, these "people" are — these "people" who own & operate our "leaders" — so here's a link, for anyone who hasn't heard this yet:

https://lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry-boys-are-hard-to-find

Scott McCarroll's avatar

This is without a shadow of a doubt the funniest piece I have ever read. Sheer genius 🤷🏻‍♂️

Adeel Mirza's avatar

This may be satire, but i get more news in this 2 minute read than i do from 30 minutes of "News at 10"...

deborah jones's avatar

If Mandelson is, directly indirectly, the cause of Starmer’s downfall, it might be the first useful thing he has ever done

Nearing Ithaka's avatar

You have outdone yourself this time. Seldom has one piece taken swipes at so many highly deserving and beloved public figures

Anthony Dunn's avatar

You're on fire at the moment, LK. Superb stuff; spot on analysis and 🤣🤣🤣

Nooooooooowayyyyyyyyy's avatar

Well that’s ruined my fucking day.

Who am I going to call ‘an absolute wanker’ now in the comments sections?

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Mary Johnson's avatar

Looking from afar, this would not upset me in the least.