"...don’t worry, the BBC assures us that ordinary Iranians are happy for their country to become an irradiated wasteland. So happy, in fact, they would build a Trump statue in the centre of the crater where Tehran used to be."
It is written that any sufficiently advanced parody is indistinguishable from the genuine article.
“the IDF finds an apartment building in Beirut as irresistible as Trump finds a 13-year-old on Epstein island. They just can’t stop themselves”. Gold 🙏
The BBC was more cautious, opening its Lebanon coverage with the words “Israel says…” and reading out an Israeli government press release, just to be on the safe side.
So the model for the West's relationship with West Asia turns out to be the children's game, "Simon says", where Simon is actually Moses, and the children are juvenile only in their levels of mature responsibility.
Just waiting for Starmer & Co to explain that, whilst the RAF can shoot down Iranian missiles to protect Gulf dictatorships, they can’t protect civilians in Lebanon or Gaza because shooting down Israeli planes or missiles would be antisemitic.
This is most brilliant (By the way I hate Diamonds...):
《I’m not sure you understand the Israeli psyche, but the IDF finds an apartment building in Beirut as irresistible as Trump finds a 13-year-old on Epstein island. They just can’t stop themselves, like an alcoholic who keeps drinking throughout late stage cirrhosis, knowing it could kill them.》...
“Such mutual processes of induced ruin and suicidal complicity have been described by scientists in the field of human and of animal behaviour as well. ‘Even among bees,’ wrote Havelock Ellis, treating of individual and collective hysteria, ‘it is said that when a band of brigand bees enter a strange hive to despoil it of honey, the owners of the hive are themselves sometimes so carried away by the suggestion of rapine that they will even go to the robbers’ side and assist in destroying the result of their own labour.’”
Oh, now USA has literally become Israel's COLONY - I don't think dumb Americans have NOTICED, but anyway - that's how things turned out. Bibi rules America: the insane Cheetos-man is just a secondary 'manager'.
"...don’t worry, the BBC assures us that ordinary Iranians are happy for their country to become an irradiated wasteland. So happy, in fact, they would build a Trump statue in the centre of the crater where Tehran used to be."
It is written that any sufficiently advanced parody is indistinguishable from the genuine article.
You're bloody good at this❤️
“the IDF finds an apartment building in Beirut as irresistible as Trump finds a 13-year-old on Epstein island. They just can’t stop themselves”. Gold 🙏
Ambrose Bierce’s definition of peace appears in his satirical The Devil’s Dictionary:
“Peace, n. In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.”
A White House official explained that leaving Israel out of talks was “the only way to stop them from killing the Iranian negotiators.” LOL
The BBC was more cautious, opening its Lebanon coverage with the words “Israel says…” and reading out an Israeli government press release, just to be on the safe side.
So the model for the West's relationship with West Asia turns out to be the children's game, "Simon says", where Simon is actually Moses, and the children are juvenile only in their levels of mature responsibility.
So good, again! You are the best.
Just waiting for Starmer & Co to explain that, whilst the RAF can shoot down Iranian missiles to protect Gulf dictatorships, they can’t protect civilians in Lebanon or Gaza because shooting down Israeli planes or missiles would be antisemitic.
This is most brilliant (By the way I hate Diamonds...):
《I’m not sure you understand the Israeli psyche, but the IDF finds an apartment building in Beirut as irresistible as Trump finds a 13-year-old on Epstein island. They just can’t stop themselves, like an alcoholic who keeps drinking throughout late stage cirrhosis, knowing it could kill them.》...
🤣😪
not even a joke…
“Such mutual processes of induced ruin and suicidal complicity have been described by scientists in the field of human and of animal behaviour as well. ‘Even among bees,’ wrote Havelock Ellis, treating of individual and collective hysteria, ‘it is said that when a band of brigand bees enter a strange hive to despoil it of honey, the owners of the hive are themselves sometimes so carried away by the suggestion of rapine that they will even go to the robbers’ side and assist in destroying the result of their own labour.’”
https://griobhtha1.substack.com/p/eagle-claw-at-46-the-lies-havent
"Israel was excluded from peace talks that were mediated by Pakistan—a national humiliation."
I would say a global humiliation. The way pakistanis are celebrating their "leader" for tweeting a "DRAFT" sent by Trump. Holy cow!
Yup.
Oh, now USA has literally become Israel's COLONY - I don't think dumb Americans have NOTICED, but anyway - that's how things turned out. Bibi rules America: the insane Cheetos-man is just a secondary 'manager'.
F ing Israhell rat bastards
"This means the search is now on for the next existential threat, hopefully in Turkey."
LOL!