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Byrnzie's avatar

I'd love the British police to explain to me what they think the word terrorism means and how they think it doesn't apply to the terrorist entity of Israel and it's terrorist army.

ELLEN CRADICK's avatar

Another tragically brilliant round-up of the desperate Palestine & UNWRA stats. Laura, you're genius at dark satire for fact & emotion delivery. You're the C21 Jonathan Swift.

Rebel Nun's avatar

As an American, I have to wonder what all these places and people are that you’re talking about. I vaguely recall some mention of them about a year ago, but they can’t be very important because the US media is ignoring them completely now and giving us 24/7 coverage of our national stand-up comedy contest, the most important thing in the world. On Tuesday we get to choose our favorite; after that, they might go back to mentioning this war of yours. I’m just glad it has nothing to do with us. It sounds yucky.

Johnathan Reid's avatar

Paying taxes to buy bombs to kill civilians gives you full voting rights and the freedom to watch any damn channel you choose. This is definitive proof that American democracy works. The world is with you.

Suzanne's avatar

As an another American, I heartily concur.

dorothy P slater's avatar

A and thank god, anyone wanting to vote for Trump to get lower taxes or whatever, can be assured that Israel will not have its hand even slapped because it turns out that the ultra supporter of Israel, the widow of Sheldon adelson and a hundred million dollar donor to Trump I.e Miriam adelson, has paid more visits to mar a

Lago than anyone else and will no doubt find a comfortable berth in the white house. I will be so pleased to pull the lever for Trump because I know what Biden is going to do. What Trump is going to do gives us all hope.

Gerald's avatar

You may go out of business soon as it’s almost beyond parody.

Rukshana Afia's avatar

I always thought parody had something to amuse as well as shock etc. I was wrong . I mean some are so pro-Israel they would 'like ' this .

Remsomm's avatar

But Laura hang on a minute. They're only defending themselves...

Nasem Iqbal's avatar

I sense sarcasm in your tone young lady. Would you blame a cop for shooting a black man for fear of his own life? Then why is it the most moral army’s fault that civilians happen to be standing in the way of their missiles?

Antigoni Spiliadi's avatar

Hey Laura! Once again, thank you for bringing us the real stories as they happen. I remain forever in your debt, you fearless journo, you! 🥰

Lisa's avatar

The principled position is that certain THINGS are illegal, no matter which PEOPLE do them.

But the white-supremacist social order, (violently) inflicts its wilfully-deranged perspective, in which certain PEOPLE are illegal, no matter which THINGS they do.

Thank you, Laura, for heavily underlining that insanity!

Rebel Nun's avatar

Perfect analysis! Thank you.

Leland Osby's avatar

The IDF or Israeli Demon Force, is merely the proxy for their master, Satan in Washington…

Susan Mercurio's avatar

The Palestinians don't only have the wrong skin color and religion. They also have possession of the land that the Ashkenazi tourists want to steal.

Gary Spangler's avatar

Laura, you have my vote! World Satirist of the Year. Far and away superior to the candidates for President here in the US.

Jim's avatar

It's actually not about religion or skin colour: the Jews mostly only genocide people who have something they want. Of course, they want it all, but they have to use less kinetic measures like 'erasing Whiteness' elsewhere, but we're all Palestinians to them.

Libby's avatar

I don't know why I'm crying

gypsy33's avatar

I do, Libby.

It’s because you have a conscience and a soul.

Philippa Rees's avatar

I feel the build-up of your Swiftian waves far offshore, they rise, turn translucent, and then break in a tumble of surfing truth. Flotsam, ribbons of succulence, and sharp pebbles track back to await the next crash. The high-tide mark is littered with shells, bombs, and blood, rather like the coast of Gaza itself.

Rococo's avatar

You explain it so well