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deborah jones's avatar

I think the confusion is that he didn't know he was supposed to be governing the UK. Quite understandably he thought he was employed by Israel.

TruthMatters's avatar

LOL EXACTLY...and he is!

Abheda's avatar

It's a mistake any of us could make

Vin LoPresti's avatar

"looks forward to not taking responsibility for the next thing he does wrong".

Oh the stark parallels in our Western governments. Modeled, naturally, by the animated but wax-brained statuettes of the Trump administration quoting Quentin Tarantino to clarify their erroneous actions.

Martin's avatar

A great read. Yes humour is part and parcel to survive each day, but there is a serious tone to your post ... cover ups aplenty right throughout the British political system.

One question no one is asking ... how much did blair know about his "pal" mandy mandelson. A lifelong political chum, blair must have known that mandleson's past was tied up in the crimes of epstein and others. One to investigate Laura.

Restack incoming.

EnigmaEyes's avatar

B-liar and mangles-son are parts of the same unpalatable dish. Why would anyone imagine the former is anything other than pure evil when the other is his aftertastel?

Philippa Rees's avatar

One of the very best of your back flips, flawless! Now that Spanner KNOWS he's the PM we can all look forward to transparency, integrity, and creative ways to deceive. None of those amateurish 'missing phone dog-ate-my-homework' ploys. Gone are the rent boys, (along with the wife who nobody meets) in come the real adults like Darren who uses 'So' to start sentences that he is never sure how to end. Up marches Yvette Cooper as the next chancellor. She's paid Streeting good money to out-reeve the one from complaints/accounts. The next election is now a shoe-in. Hooray!

Nigel Davies's avatar

🥳🤣 you can not make this laughable nonsense up! We in this country have become immune to the bare faced lies, a very sad time to be a citizen of the UK🤔😞

Ron Stockton's avatar

Same thing in Canada. Blair, Starmer, Carney, all cut from the same cloth.

TruthMatters's avatar

Add Albanese the Aussie PM, he's a d!ckhead too!

The Revolution Continues's avatar

Being a d!ckhead is the number one necessary trait for all leaders of the Western world. You wouldn't want someone who is kind, considerate and compassionate to lead you into endless wars for oil, would you?

TruthMatters's avatar

Not just the West, go to India, Malaysia, Thailand, Sri Lanka, Chile etc., etc., etc., they're literally ALL the same assh0les!

These leaders wouldn't need to get into a war about oil, gas, resources etc., if they had the resources in their own countries FREELY available, or had a good relationships with FREE countries who produced these energy supplies that could be paid for in different choice of currencies. Then the leaders might not be such Zio bowing down d!ckheads!

The reason why we've got into this sh!t is because of the white Zion Rockefeller barons, linked with Rothschild and over 150 years of Standard Oil company creation, Rothschild banking controlled monetary banking/finance systems and raping other countries resources, people, land etc.

The Illuminati cabal has been there for centuries, they ain't going anywhere!

AuDHD AllyCat's avatar

Ooh, are we getting the British imperial band back together? ;)

Lenny Cavallaro's avatar

Scathing and "spot-on" as always! Somehow, this Epstein business gets bigger and bigger.

Baz's avatar

Starmer should have started his own party from the get go instead of taking someone else’s party and ruining it.

Sam Mitchell's avatar

Are you referring to the party that produced a poster in 1910 suggesting stopping the H.o.L?... and the one that HID the McCrone report from Scots as to how wealthy their nation would be should England not decide to asset strip it along with the landowning tory scum?... then proceeded to join the said tory crew in campaigning against the YES referendum with their obvious sycophant quisling branch party members.. afraid to lose Scotlands cash cow rewards...

Amaterasu Solar's avatar

I do love Your sense of humor! LOL!

Feral Finster's avatar

"Given that I haven’t made a single governing decision in that time, it came as a great shock when everyone started blaming me for hiring the Prince of Darkness."

Well, yes, the british political class has to keep the Americans happy so that America can be mousetrapped into fighting Russia for them, and the Americans like Mandelson.

Baz's avatar

Apart from trying to get America to fight Russia there must be something else those British politicians have done to piss you off FF.

Feral Finster's avatar

If british politicians would stop acting like jackals and catamites, I would not call them out for being jackals and catamites.

Baz's avatar

What have the evil bastards actually done to you FF? The very mention of the word ‘British’ is usually enough for one of your ‘they want America to fight their wars for them’ type tirades.

Feral Finster's avatar

This is not about me.

Baz's avatar

America doesn’t seem to need much encouragement in starting wars - so Britain can just carry on being pathetic on its own terms.

Feral Finster's avatar

Well, listen to Starmer and the remainder of the british political class gnash their teeth and render their garments at the prospect of the US abandoning the War On Russia.

You seem to think britons have less agency than a dog.

The Revolution Continues's avatar

"Mandelson is the only man on the planet who can relate to President Trump."

Now THAT is a very big plus in his favor! Planet Earth needs someone who can speak and interpret fluent Gibberish in order to figure out what the heck Trump is saying most of the time. Really, Trump can't just be a demented sociopath rambling on about things he hasn't a clue, can he?

Rebel Nun's avatar

He can. He makes a perfect tool for his corporate masters and for Bibi.

Carlé Costa's avatar

Holy shit, I was absolutely sure that Ivy Minicooper & the Mossad Bros were in charge! Awsome news Sir Kiki awoke and kikirikiki! ... wents to sleep again ...

David Kauders's avatar

Mandelson never negotiated a trade agreement. What was trumpeted as a trade agreement was simply a letter of intent. This is why he was known as the Prince of Darkness: he could convince anyone it was daylight in the middle of the night. And vice versa.

Rebel Nun's avatar

You’ve explained the inexplicable, Laura! Thank you! 🌟

Merril Richards's avatar

Poor ol Sir, totally lost since someone dropped his helpful little McSweeney fella off the ledge. And his Little Woman prefers invisibility, busy busy for decades doing the real work, destroying those endless files & docs He leaves behind after every jobby. That bloody Wikileaks Assa-fella - well!! THAT ONE went on forever - a TON of stuff! Heaven KNOWS where he’d be without her. And now …

Augusto Delgado's avatar

The governor of the 52nd state must oblige.

Feral Finster's avatar

States have rights. Puppets, not so much.

Cath Millage's avatar

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