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Rebel Nun's avatar

Laura, you give me hope for the future! All of them in one place, with robots or AI or something instead of real women and children (except Ivanka - she’s there), and no way to leave. Iran could make great AI videos to convince them they are running the world and it’s going just right for them. And the rest of us can carry on. 🩷💚💛💜

Thanks for your writing! It’s the only news I get happy to see in my inbox!! 🌹👸🪷

Elizabeth's avatar

They'll fuck each other or masturbate til death, this sickness can't be cured, they must be contained til our animalistic urges are evolved out of the future human strain.

Q10's avatar

No need likening other animal behavior to the worst in humans.

W.F.Miloglav's avatar

Hilarious. Absolutely one of your best ever.

Feral Finster's avatar

The island paradise will doubtless be set up as its own nation, and with no pesky extradition treaty.

ikester8's avatar

Who would want to extradite those residents? Just leave them there and bomb it on occasion when they get uppity.

Karen Mcdonnell's avatar

Laughed out loud, great article

William Bowles's avatar

I wonder, when Charlie-boy hung out with the atrocious Trump, did he snigger behind his serviette whilst sipping tea, secretly look down his nose at him, pretend that he's a cut above Trump. And Trump, for his part, dismisses Charlie and the weird woman he's married to while the BBC slaps a veneer of normality over the occasion doing its Royal bidding to the lie. Sick, sick, truly sick-making.

Liz Thompson's avatar

As long as Andrew is not in the UK, that's good news. Paying for it is another matter.

Paul Darrock's avatar

So that's why tRump has ordered the re-building of Alcatraz.

Sissyrivergirl's avatar

It’s always the most morally corrupt who rule over dying empires, something’s never change

7thSignSoul's avatar

Itz called Drumpf's WhiteHouse BA'AL ROOM

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Two Walls -- Now no one asked me, but had they, I'd have suggested the building of two walls on this island. First: a mini wailing wall appropriate for tiny hats to lean their ugly heads against and lament their crimes (celebrate their wins); and second: A Lindsay wall with holes appropriately placed for individuals of Senator Graham's persuasion.

JennyStokes's avatar

Oh please................

Ed Johnson's avatar

I look forward to all your messages. You have the wit to be amusing! If you would lower your yearly sub to one half the amount that substack deems to be necessary, I would gladly subscribe.

helmut brodesser's avatar

As well as stoking the fire in Ukraine to take Randy Andy off the front pages. A sick, warped royal family.

Lenny Cavallaro's avatar

Can anyone think of anything the royal visit accomplished? Perhaps @Laura has put her finger on something real, soon to be tangible/visible, and doubtless to be paid for by those who can't afford to!

Sean Griobhtha's avatar

Male Honeypots — The Pretend Fathers

This one cuts deeper, and we need you to hear it.

“Trust. Think about it. How many people have you trusted? How many people would you trust... with your life? When you were younger? Your parents? Your friends? When you grew up in a solidly patriotic town? When everyone around you saw the same “enemies”? When people with degrees and important positions assured you that your country is “the greatest country on Earth”? When no work is available? When killing is presented as “opportunity”?”

https://griobhtha1.substack.com/p/before-you-sign-a-letter-to-the-young

JennyStokes's avatar

Trust: Very few in my family and One friend here in France whilst France lays waste to the Sahel

4 Countries later..................absolutely NO trust.

Maybe my birthplace Sri Lanka is finally getting it right but I don't trust anything or anyone.

JennyStokes's avatar

What is here left when 'trust' is gone?

I am only talking about this 'white western world' which is RACIST and terrified that brown/black people will rule.

I was born and grew up in Sri Lanka (a Paradise then) destroyed by people like my white colonial parents.

These people in Sri Lanka were the ones who LOVED me. I saw the difference between white and brown.

Where exactly is the 'heart' in western civilization?

Scarlett's avatar

In my experience, only spirits are left in the Western world, and those who originated from grapes are socially acceptable.

As you pointed out you were very much loved. That is the most powerful human emotion. Often times confused with trust rightfully so.

I am fixing to get banned for life from the blog that keeps lots of women happy, myself included. But in all seriousness, nothing is wrong in being born in privilege, it is what you do with it.

On another news, if the Western world is secure in its super-duper supremacy why it keeps bombing the cradles of civilization in Asia as their life depends on it?

The Revolution Continues's avatar

"I’m told Jeffrey might also relocate there. I mean, no he won’t because he’s, um, dead, honest."

Ever see "Weekend at Bernie's"? I think Jeffrey might like to lie and sun himself on the beach while Andrew and Donnie and the rest "frolic", don't you? ;-)