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Feral Finster's avatar

Is the little twerp actually leaving for real this time?

Liz Thompson's avatar

One can only hope.

Jim's avatar

He said he'd leave if Corbyn became Prime Minister. I've never forgiven Jeremy for missing that opportunity.

Making Sense of the Madness's avatar

Not really his fault, though, was it? It’s not like the UK have a functioning democracy. They’re in the same straights as the US has been in for at least the past couple of decades. Inverted totalitarianism with ingrowing bouts of overt totalitarianism

Rebel Nun's avatar

👏👏😄😄Perfectly put!

Vin LoPresti's avatar

"pale midgets". Aren't we supposed to say: "Melanin-ality and verti-cality challenged"? Oh screw it, not for this jerkoff.

Loam's avatar

Sources close to Ahmed al-Charaa report that Stephen Yaxley-Lennon has been hired as a masseur by Benzion Mileikowsky.

Lisa's avatar

Your delivery is brilliant, as always, but today, the subject matter is also delightful 🙂

John's avatar

Let’s hope Lennon gets the same welcome that he gives to UK refugees. Lock the Nazi up

Rebel Nun's avatar

He should go in a leaky boat.

Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Another brilliant piece!!!

Rebel Nun's avatar

As one of the billions of victims of prejudice and persecution of white people, Trump will welcome Tommy with open arms over here. If he can come up with the 5 million dollars or whatever the “visa” fee is this week.

Frank Macskasy's avatar

Russia.

To be followed by Trump and his senior cadre when the Orange One is ousted from office.

NonZionistWorld's avatar

Gold, thanks for the good news!

Sk Safowan's avatar

Where that Jew's little lapdog fled to ?

Wd52's avatar

Did you know that, in spite of prodding, ChatGPT refuses to acknowledge Laura K's custodianship of Normal Island News. *winks*

philip nugent's avatar

So does this mean he will have to withdraw from public life - for his safety. 🤞🏻Or is it just half term and a go fund me holiday scam.

MakerOfNoise's avatar

" [...] but when I contacted ISIS founder Benjamin Netanyahu, he rejected the accusation, insisting he admires Little Tommy’s politics [...] "

Very nice.

susan cartwright's avatar

I cracked up over that comment too. Man, Laura's hits really land.

Dean C.'s avatar

Oh noes!!!

Won't somebody think of the Tommys?!?!?!?!

Still, the question before the court: Where did he go? I'm betting either Portugal because he already knows the good restaurants that will still serve him (he did flee the UK for Portugal for "political reasons" a few years back, no?) or Spain because of that allowing-filthy-refugees-to-become-citizens thing, and Tommy is nothing if not filthy.

Frank Macskasy's avatar

I hope Little Tommy reads this...

BTW, is he little in proportion?🤏 ( I really don't want to know.)

Persephone's avatar

Like Nigel Farrage and "Sir" Keir, Tommy Robertson is an upper class MI5/MI6 asset (if not outright agent). His real name is Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, but he goes under Tommy Robinson because it doesn't sound so inconveniently posh. I'm afraid your political class are all circus (and not much bread).