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Feral Finster's avatar

It doesn't matter that Charles is an inbred and that his brother is only the most famous *living* pedophile. The government still acts in Charles' name.

It doesn't matter that the house of commons and h.m. government are chock a block with clowns and fascists. Their acts still have the force of law.

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Inbred monarchical families do however make me glad I have somewhat diverse roots and hearkens me back to the classroom and the genetics of redoubling the less salubrious forms of even more or less minor metabolic genes via inbreeding. It's perversely hilarious that in the bid for "pure bloodedness", the result is probably subtly and overtly manifesting neurological stuntedness.

Feral Finster's avatar

One reason that cats are so much healthier than dogs is because we are less inbred.

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Only healthy canines are wild ones. The inbreeding insanity in domestic ones has never ceased to piss me off.

Lisa's avatar

Not a word of exaggeration.

nancy knox-bierman's avatar

agreed. I am a Texan, realizing that crap is coming here. Our announcement will be in gilded gold rather than dead muskrat though.

Lenny Cavallaro's avatar

The stupidity of Starmer is alarming, but I am more troubled by the digital IDs themselves. If the UK were at all democratic, an intrusion of this magnitude would be presented as a plebiscite. Presumably you still have them. We, in the US, never have and never will, since we know that the people should have no say whatsoever in such important matters.

Starmer will inevitably "pull a Biden" -- i.e., destroy his party by refusing to step down (or refusing to step down until it is too late). I still fear the biggest winners will be Reform, and the notion that THEY (i.e., Farage & Co.) will have access to these digital IDs is truly terrifying!

paola gratsos's avatar

Greek government sucks but even so, in myriad ways, I’m so glad I left the UK…

Baz's avatar

And it’s about to get a whole lot worse Paola.

John Fitzpatrick's avatar

One small typo: I think you meant to say King Upchuck! Otherwise a terrific commentary!

Baz's avatar

Why not cut out the middle man and send all your data to Palantir directly.

dwmorris5@hotmail.com's avatar

Sorry to say this, but Donald Trump lies like he breathes. He is also a self-centered malignant narcissist, who lacks the ability to empathize with anyone else. And of course he changed his mind at the last minute about the Iranian cease-fire, because he's disorganized, doesn't know what the heck he's doing, and makes it up as he goes along. And let us not forget the fact that five years ago on january 6th, Trump led an insurrection at the capitol, where many people died. There were people that, after attacking police, we're walking in the capitol building itself with confederate flags, shouting “Hang Mike Pence!” BecauseThe vice president wouldn't certify donald trump's lies about the election results. And the violence was so horrific that some people involved in defending the Capitol later committed suicide. Think about that. Then to make matters worse, trump pardons all the J6th rioters, many of which were members of right wing extremist groups like the "proud boys." Trump called them "true patriots" What a f****** joke. More presently, the fact that Pam Bondi's replacement immediately says, "let's just forget about the whole Epstein thing" shows how corrupt the entire system is. Trump has forced himself on countless women of ALL AGES throughout his life. Trump has also said, that if your famous and rich enough, "You can grab women by the p***y" He's also a pedophile, and has been mentioned in the Epstien files a record 38,000 times. Trump is a horrible human being, and he's incapable of empathy with any other human being, and only cares about himself. He's a spoiled brat, and has always used his daddy's connections to get out of the vietnam war, with his fake bone spurs b******t that he got his daddy's doctor to submit to the draft board. He and Epstein have raped countless girls aged only 11, 12, 13, and 14. Trump has cheated on every business deal he's ever made. He's cheated on every wife he's ever been married to. HE'S THE MOST IMMORAL AND WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES! Now he's started a war in the mid-east, where thousands of innocent people have been killed, including many children. The sooner he gets impeached, and/or removed from office due to health or other reasons, the better off the U.S. AND the world will be. Trump said he would keep the united states out of foreign war. He said he would lower the cost of living. What he has done is bomb Iran despite no imminent threat from them. And as one of the effects of this war, the cost of living for gasoline food, Medical care, housing and many other things continue to cost more. Trump is a clear and present danger to the United States, and the entire world. He needs to resign. The Republicans that have influence on him need to section 25, convince him to resign, and whatever, just get him the hell out of there! Sincerely David Morris, who was born one day long ago in Fort Wayne Indiana.

Ghcjle's avatar

Thats his mum’s hat isnt it?

Karen's avatar

How on earth did we get here? !!

Carlé Costa's avatar

The article is so realistic that any satyrical comment would be creepyer than laughable ... Tha last forbidden word seems to be the only remainig option today, more than ever.

If not, we will fall in the ZoombyKikimind unknown ziopedodimension

Chris Hale's avatar

Absolutely. Unfortunately, Starmer and the Labour Party have now satire proofed themselves. No sane person could imagine worse actions than they seem intent on taking.

Brian Bowles's avatar

The man in the silly hat did a great job of putting Donald Trump, JD Vance, Marco Rubio and the rest of the Republicans in their place a couple of weeks back.

Feral Finster's avatar

The sole purpose of visit of that man in the silly hat was to try and get the Americans to go to war against Russia for them.

jill chambers's avatar

let's hope his mission failed !

Feral Finster's avatar

We hope, but I suspect that the US will be dragged into that war.

Keep in mind that british strategy since 1917 has been to get Americans to do their fighting for them.

Toma's avatar

I'm still trying to decide if the US is still a colony of the UK or the UK is a colony of the US. It's a bit confusing.

Feral Finster's avatar

If you are familiar with the "Looney Tunes" canon, you may recall the little yappy dog that follows Spike The Bulldog around, singing Spike's praises, getting slapped around by Spike, and getting Spike into stupid fights, all the while wildly overestimating his importance to Spike.

The uk is that little yappy dog.

Another analogy is Grima Wormtongue. Brits excel at whispering campaigns, at fruity pageantry, at plots hatched in dark corners, at bending the ears of senile rulers.

Toma's avatar

I have it on good authority from someone in the Trump administration who's forbidden to publicly comment on anything that Trump is going to replace the National Anthem with the Looney Tunes theme.

damien flinter's avatar

"Whether that’s because he plans to rule forever or simply destroy the party on behalf of his donors is anyone’s guess."

I thought Tory B£iar had accomplished that latter mission on behalf of Maggot Hatcher when he set up Noo £abour...

Feral Finster's avatar

The uk political class has no priority other than The War On Russia and it is feared that a Reform (or Green) government would not be sufficiently enthusiastic for that war.