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MaryAnne's avatar

Laura nails it again.

Baz's avatar
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In the logic of Trump this is just one more war he can end, bringing his total to 9

Rebel Nun's avatar

He gets the next Nobel Peace Prize! In fact, he’ll get them to re-name it the Trump Peace Prize!

Baz's avatar

When he gets to 10 the unpublished Epstein Files will be deleted.

William Bowles's avatar

✝️🤡🇮🇷US military complains that the Pentagon is portraying war with Iran as "God's plan."

According to a junior commander, at a briefing on Monday, a combat unit commander told junior officers that war with Iran is part of "God's plan" and that President Donald Trump was "anointed by Jesus to light a signal fire in Iran that will bring about Armageddon and herald his return to Earth." This was reported by independent journalist Jonathan Larsen, citing data from the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).

From Saturday morning to Monday evening, MRFF recorded more than 110 similar complaints against commanders across all branches of the military.

The complaints came from more than 40 different units located on at least 30 military bases, MRFF told me Monday evening.

✅@NewEasternOutlook

https://t.me/NewEasternOutlook/12357

Feral Finster's avatar

It is no secret that lots of evangelicals read all sort of crackpot stuff into Trump, and that the US military is chock-a-block with evangelicals.

I met one evangelical (not current military) who, on the basis of no discernable evidence, insisted that Donald Trump and Jesus Christ were in regular, direct, two-way communication and that they discuss personnel and policy.

Rebel Nun's avatar

This is wonderful news. Now the Beatitudes and the Greatest Commandments will guide our foreign policy. 😇

Feral Finster's avatar

Yeah, another case of Jesus Thinks Just Like Me.

thewaterdiviner's avatar

Trump appears to be so easily turned by leaders like Putin and Netanyahu. He doesn't have any sense of direction. Well no, strike that - he simply doesn't have any sense. But I'm sure he'll make some lovely money out of the rocketing oil prices, so happy days!

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Geez, four to five weeks, that's more than three Scaramuccis in duration, and so far, this has only gone about 0.5 Scaramuccis. By that time, as traditional US munitions deplete, my enlisted countrymen on the "Jerry" will be desperately hand-stuffing fecal-spatter-splosives to load onto those carrier attack aircraft.

Feral Finster's avatar

It was funny as hell watching Russiagate cultists keep pushing their nutty little conspiracy theory, in spite of the fact that the entire theory was preposterous on its face, not to mention contradicted by all available evidence. Hell, even Strzok more or less admitted this in a text to his lover, Lisa Page. They were in a position to know.

If that were not comedy enough, the *really* funny and ironic part is that if the Resistance really wanted evidence that Trump is working on behalf of foreign governments, there is loads of proof out there in plain sight. Trump doesn’t even try to hide it. The cultists need look no further than Israel and Saudi Arabia. Trump openly does their bidding like he was Bibi's prison bride.

It’s as if Melania were trying to catch Donald cheating. To prove her theory, she comes up with elaborate and ridiculous plots involving multiple body doubles, fake credit card receipts issued by a non-existent bank and a supposed secret Twitter code that Donald uses to communicate with his alleged lover. Also, to make the conspiracy work, not only does everyone from Barron to JD Vance's dogs have to know about Trump's secret lover, they also have to participate in the conspiracy.

Melania works herself into a lather “connecting the dots” concocting a conspiracy theory that would put the 1961 John Birch Society to shame, and ignoring all the evidence that obliterates her theory. Meanwhile, if she wants to see Donald being unfaithful, Mistress Bibi and Mistress Salman have the chains and whips and bondage gear on full display as they make Donald perform the most obscene and humiliating sexual services, all right out there on the kitchen table in front of Melania and everyone else, and with action video footage to boot.

Of course, the rest of Team D and Team R would very much like to take Trump’s place as Mistress Salman’s slaveboi, so they pretend not to notice any of that.

Rebel Nun's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏

Feral Finster's avatar

Of course Trump has less authority than a glove puppet with Netanyahu's fist up his butt. I didn’t need that little shit Rubio to tell me that.

What does anyone propose to do about it? Pointing out Trump’s throughly cucked nature isn't going to stop Trump, much less his Master.

Michael Burkes's avatar

I think I'm in love with you, Laura. Oh, wait, did I say that out loud? 🤭 Don't worry, I'm old and harmless. You're brilliance never disappoints. 🏆✨

Rebel Nun's avatar

Me, too, on all counts. ❤️🌟

JD29's avatar

What has Trump said hundreds of times about hundreds of issues in the past? “We’ll see what happens “ That’s his plan for this war

Rebel Nun's avatar

I would go further and say that Trump is America’s Jack the Ripper.

Glenn Trickey's avatar

Trump for the Nobel WAR Prize ... FFS

Laura perfectly put as usual, yes definitely Netanyahu has a hold over Trump, especially with Epstiens link to Mossad

Logan's avatar

I wonder what bright, sparkly object they tempted him with?

Dad's avatar

To borrow a phrase often used by right wingers, “Kill all of the warmongers! Let God sort them out.”

Augusto Delgado's avatar

The smelly winnit thinks there’s correlation between his surname and genetics.

Chris Hale's avatar

Nominative determinism 🤡

Ellen MHa's avatar

So trump's real name is Idon'tknownothing or I'mjustimpulses and all his choices for political positions are in one way or another named Ccksucker?

Davy Ro's avatar

Imagine a Western world that wasn't corrupt. Laura would have won a Pulitzer prize by now

Steve Carmo's avatar

Only this vice-ridden, screaming orangutan could be as stupid, gullible and mental enough to do what every other president before him since the Shah's downfall has assiduously avoided. Only this cretin, Bibi's little bitch on a lead. Granted, hollowing-out the brains from the US diplomatic corps and substituting ignorant, sub-intellectual sheisters didn't help, but hey ho. What's coming is potentially going to make the 2008 crash look like a slight accounting error. On the plus side - if there is one - it's likely to be the end of this malignant narcissist. Brutally.

Ellen MHa's avatar

Well, he-bibi unintentionally did put a stop to the same savage "mowing the lawn" practice they were conducting on Iran that they have been inflicting on Palastinians for a hundred years. I'm glad they aren't going to be allowed to attack Iran whenever they want. Iran is not going to let that happen.