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Lewis Grossberger's avatar

That you managed to maintain an objective, unemotional tone in this report, despite the heartache that I, with my heightened sensitivity and compassion, could clearly detect pouring from your anguished soul, is admirable, and a tribute to your professionalism. Just know at this tragic time that you are not alone in your grief. If that is any comfort, so be it.

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Elizabeth Chandler's avatar

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ’₯πŸ’₯

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

JD, second in line, Mike the hyperChristian Zionist third. When you look at what comes next in the US chain of mediocrity, it’s none too hopeful.

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Franz Kafka's avatar

Scary times!

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Diana Hembree's avatar

If it were just a chain of mediocrity,, I would be able to sleep at night (US citizen here). But mediocrity+ fascism is another matter.

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Kathy (Kate) Dana's avatar

At least JD does not have the following that Tump has!

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Nicholas Pretzel's avatar

True and that is some comfort. On the other hand, Vance is much, much smarter than Trump (after all, the bar is incredibly low). Trump is becoming less and less popular with each passing day. There's a danger that Vance might appear credible and win back the MAGA that Trump has been shedding. It may well be a case of β€˜better the devil you know’?

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damien flinter's avatar

Maybe China will send in the cavalry.

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Carol Severson's avatar

I’ll take China over Trump, Vance and the rest of the MAGOTs

, oops, I mean MAGAs.

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Nicholas Pretzel's avatar

Exactly! Careful what you wish for, you might get something even worse.

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Lisa's avatar

Yemen's Prime Minister was assassinated by the genocidal psycho-state of Israel. Murdered for Yemen's resistance to evil.

https://www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/yemen-vows-revenge-after-israel-assassinates

Yet Trump β€” an irredeemably racist, McDonald's-fuelled serial rapist & child-rapist... a heartless, self-obsessed, greed-driven, land-whale β€” is off to spend yet another carefree day, of his 79 malignant years, playing with his toys.

The grief really is unbearable.

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Anthony Brooks-Sands's avatar

Well said ......πŸ‘

Greetings from Hamburg

your Anthony

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Lisa's avatar

Thank you, Anthony. Greetings to you, as well.

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Anthony Brooks-Sands's avatar

You are most welcome Ma'am ......πŸ™

your Ant 🐜

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Lisa's avatar

Regarding Israel's assassination of the Prime Minister of Yemen (as well as several cabinet ministers), I should add:

https://www.thenorthstar.com/p/israel-just-assassinated-yemens-prime

Shaun's article is brilliant.

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ANITA WOOD's avatar

Your satire brightens my day

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ELLEN CRADICK's avatar

Trump, Vance, Hegseth, Bondi - the Reps have a limitless supply of useful idiots in the kompromat, lickspittle line of succession.

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Kathy (Kate) Dana's avatar

True,but none of them are worshipped like their dear leader.

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Davina's avatar

Fooled, too Dumb to worship.

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William Weaver's avatar

Is he 'well' though? I'm gonna say nah to that lol

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Mike Rube's avatar

Trump died but was immediately resurrected by the Democrats. Rep Hakeem Jeffries was heard to say β€œShit, that was close”.

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Carl Pallone's avatar

Brilliant, as usual.

About Melania; "I don't care, do you?"

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A J's avatar

I can imagine a Discworld-style Death examining Trumpolini's hourglass then giving him a thoughtful look.

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The Revolution Continues's avatar

Death has better taste than Trump. That's why we're all stuck with him!

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Davina's avatar

When he does die I pray that he hasn't made the arrangements. It would be a vomit inducing event.

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Hetty in Scotchland ;-)'s avatar

Absolutely 🀣 but πŸ’”for the world. May he RIH when Mr or Mrs Grimm makes a final visit, asap pleeese.

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Helen McGowan's avatar

What a bummer for poor Melania, thinking 'there was a light .' only to have that happiness 'zapped',

when finding out her 'annoyingly sticking-around other half', was refusing to go towards "his 'lights out'!

The outfits she will have tried on, the part/oops "appropriate 'heartbroken/mourning look' she will have had time to perfect ...!

Still, 'on the bright side', Melania can chalk that down as "a dress rehearsal" for that long-awaited moment, when HER 'freedom comes'!

Who would have thought that Melania and Scotland wanted the same thing, in different ways and for possibly different reasons, but nevertheless...

Knowing that FREEDOM IS CLOSER THAN WE MAY THINK keeps WE Scots

RESOLUTE in our intention to LIBERATE & DECOLONISE SCOTLAND

Ever-hopeful Melania, 'having to find the positive' of 'just trying on the ever-changing styles'

awaiting the 'moment HER freedom finally arrives'!

We Scots well understand how you feel, Melania!

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Max P.'s avatar

How many pounds of stolen documents are they going to stuff into HIS casket?

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Spunty's avatar

None. There won't be any room for anything other than the fat, bloated, orange prick.

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Rosalind Dalefield's avatar

Satan doesn't want Trump in Hell; says he would lower the tone of the place. As indeed he would.

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Angelina's avatar

Tsk, tsk, Laura - to put on the spot the "Einstein visa category (EB-1)" First Lady...

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Adeel Mirza's avatar

Great article. It is shocking how such a horrible man is loved by so many people. Just shows that we really must be close to the End Times....

the devil IsRael states of america is the Antichrist.

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

The wit, the WIT!!! I don't know if I can stop laughing ever again, and it's all Your fault! LOLOL!

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