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Lenny Cavallaro's avatar

It's established precedent, @Laura K. When Nixon released the Watergate tapes, there was a blatant 18.5-minute gap during a recorded phone conversation between him and (Chief-of-Staff) H.R. Haldeman. The tape was filled with percussive noises that indicated it had been erased.

Well, if Nixon could do it, Trump can do it, and since Epstein was kind enough to "commit suicide," we can safely assume that nothing is amiss in any of this. [Of course, Musk made some brash remarks, but what could HE possibly know?]

Michael  Lynch's avatar

I can now sleep soundly tonight, knowing for certain that this mystery and conspiracy has been thoroughly put to rest.

Davina's avatar

You're killing it, lass. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Rebel Nun's avatar

Laura, I am SO happy! Now that you have the list, you not only have the right to exist and to prosecute anyone who criticizes you, you control the US and UK governments! Weโ€™re saved! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฌ

Philippa Rees's avatar

Just delicious. Who knew rational analysis was so spicy?

DocHollywood's avatar

Thanks to Lauraโ€™s hard work following-up on the DOJโ€™s and FBIโ€™s complete and fully transparent disclosures, the entire mystery around Epstein has now been solved.

It turns out Epstein killed himself and Ghislaine Maxwell - daughter of former Israeli spy Robert Maxwell who died falling from his boat - Is in prison for trafficking underage girls to no one.

Then US-attorney Alex Acosta was being honest when he admitted giving Epstein a โ€œsweetheartโ€ plea deal after being told โ€œto leave it aloneโ€ because Epstein was "above his pay grade" and โ€œbelonged to intelligenceโ€.

Former Israeli military intelligence officer Ari Ben-Menashe confirmed Jeffrey Epstein was tasked by the Israeli spy agency Mossad to gather compromising material on powerful people in order to blackmail them.

So Epstein amassed all his wealth while ferrying the rich and powerful - including President Trump, former President Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and many other fine and noble men - on the โ€œLolitta Expressโ€ to his private island of underage girls where nothing happened and none of the many hidden cameras ever recorded anything.

And the client list lying on US Attorney General Pam Bondiโ€™s desk was a blank piece of paper, or maybe the guest list for a baby shower.

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DocHollywood's avatar

โ€œThere were hardly any underage girls on that islandโ€?! Only a couple, or maybe no more than a few of the victims were underage? Gosh, thatโ€™s such a relief. . .

โ€œItโ€™s just procuring a minor for prostitutionโ€?! Thatโ€™s all it JUST was? *whew* Another relief. . .

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Mike Fish's avatar

What???

You checked their IDs while you were at the island???

Zanzibar9CH's avatar

You made my day twice.

Sincerly, from my boat, south of France

Mike Fish's avatar

Just an unsolicited opinion.

Laura, you stave off despair, and generate defiance, and heal us with, irony, satire, reality.

Really, thank you.

W.F.Miloglav's avatar

So unfair that such a nice Jewish boy is being needlessly maligned. Doesn't everybody know that The List consists merely of baby oil and related products he was considering buying?

Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

The entire Epstein-affair is a giant red-herring to keep the gullible US sheeple (and others) distracted from the REAL issues that are going to impact on their daily lives very soon in ways none of them ever imagined ...

Mike Fish's avatar

While I agree that people are going to experience some impact(s) that theyโ€™re neglecting to anticipate, child rape is anything but red herring.

Thatโ€™s a fact commonly known by children who have been raped.

Dealing with multiple outrages is as easy as walking and chewing gum, simultaneously.

Jennifer tozer's avatar

โ€ฆ.. and the band played believe it if you like! Very good Laura x

The Revolution Continues's avatar

I mean it's all sooo coincidental, isn't it? Missing video--then video is found but missing just a minute. Epstein list found--then it never was found. Epstein is dead--and then he's taking money out of his bank account. Nothing suspicious at all, is there?

Adeel Mirza's avatar

Iran must get Nuclear weapons because the Devil IsRael States of America.

Mel's avatar

According to my source the current US president is actually Jeffrey Epstein wearing Donald Trump face ๐Ÿ™„

Apparently the Mossad successfully done a Face Off operations swapping Donald Trump face to Jeffrey Epstein. Before they set-up the Kremlin style suicide by supposedly Jeffrey Epstein.

Carlรฉ Costa's avatar

Bless the FBI, always working to geht things done for the future of someones and the present of others, specially buring the past of somebodies.

doug elford's avatar

anyone challenging Putin commits suicide by jumping out of hotel or hospital windows. Anyone challenging tRump commit suicide in their prison cells.