Met Police upset they can no longer get away with brutality

They have to compensate their victims now...

As everyone knows, the police force was set up to protect capital int… I mean the people, and no police force does a better job of this than the Metropolitan Police. Therefore, what I’m about to reveal will likely shock and sadden you…

In a national scandal, the Metropolitan Police have paid substantial compensation to two women called Patsy Stevenson and Dania Al-Obeid, despite doing absolutely nothing wrong, as confirmed by the Metropolitan Police who investigated themselves and found they did absolutely nothing wrong. I’ll be honest with you, if I was marking my homework, I’d give myself an A+ too. It’s only what I deserve…

All the police officers did was handcuff one of the women and slam the other facedown onto the ground at a candlelit vigil for another woman who was raped and murdered by a Metropolitan Police officer, then the police lied about the women, found them guilty of a crime without giving them the option of pleading not guilty and mounting a defence in court, fined them £200, gave them a criminal record without telling them, left them to find out from the media, and said their actions were justified because the socially-distanced, candle-lit vigil broke lockdown rules in a much more egregious manner than Boris Johnson’s drunken karaokes that took place in front of Met Police officers in Downing Street.

Only a judge found the candle-lit vigil didn’t break lockdown rules. Oops…

As you can see, the Met’s unlawful behaviour was totally appropriate and it’s outrageous the police are being held accountable for their brutality. This is not how it’s supposed to work. Honestly, mobile phone cameras are the worst thing to ever happen to our justice system.

The Met explained they “tried to achieve a balance that recognised the rights of the public to protest and to express their grief and sadness, while also continuing to enforce the relevant Covid legislation”.

That “balance” involved not allowing the public to protest or grieve, and rugby-tackling five-foot-tall Patsy and pinning her down with her hands behind her back in a “proportionate manner”. That tiny woman could strike fear into the heart of any police enforcer and those huge men could not have been more courageous.

The Met have since released the least sincere apology, at one point emphasising: "At least we did not illegally strip search them,” because they prefer to reserve that treatment for underage girls. Yes, the Met have been caught illegally strip searching underage girls, and boys, and adults, and even mocking and ridiculing their bodies.

They strip searched one girl “child Q” after falsely accusing her of possessing cannabis at school and they failed to follow the proper guidelines or obtain authorisation from a supervisor. They stripped that girl because they could.

I’m pretty sure this behaviour is called “paedophilia” when ordinary people do it, but when the police do it, it’s called: “We are very sorry and lessons will be learned”. Imagine if we let all paedos use this defence…

Now I’m the most pro-police person ever and I’ve got to admit, even I’m feeling rather uneasy about the Met now. These bastards have got me listening to a song called “Fuck the Police” by some obscure rap band called NWA. I could actually get into this hiphop stuff, it’s quite catchy!

The Met rubbed salt in the wound by adding: “We are working every day to make London a city where women and girls can feel and be safe.”

The question on every woman’s lips is: “Who am I supposed to call when I am in danger from the police?” Perhaps we need a new police force to police the police and we can let them endlessly harass and assault each other and leave the public out of it. Or perhaps Patsy Stevenson was right when she called for the Met to be abolished.

Even the Met Police commissioner Sir Mark Rowley has admitted hundreds of serving officers should be sacked. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but those leftie protesters have pretty much won me over and I’m glad those women were compensated. Even the most determined propagandist can only defend the indefensible for so long…

Patsy and Dania might not be the only peaceful protesters getting compensation from the Met because members of Republic are suing after they were pre-emptively arrested in case they committed a crime at the coronation of that bloke called Charles (the one who inherited magic blood from his mother and wore an expensive fancy dress costume while he flaunted jewels that his family stole from other countries).

In a rare moment of self-restraint, the police did not slam the members of Republic to the ground, batter the shit out of them or take their clothes off, but they did insist they were "suspected, on reasonable grounds, of committing an offence". They really don’t learn, do they?

Even I know pre-crime is not a thing and you’ve got to come up with a better excuse when you want to arrest an innocent member of the public because you don’t like their politics. What ever happened to planting drugs on people and pretending they’re dealers like the good ol’ days, eh? x

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