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ikester8's avatar

This will go down in history as the most realistic description of this basket of absurdities we're living through.

Martin's avatar

It's certainly up there with the "best". It's so hard to determine what is the best until you have read everything. For now it's up there with the best.

MaryAnne's avatar

If only everyone in the US and the UK would read this.

Martin's avatar

They can - just restack, restack and restack. It helps to get this and other stories out.

Jim Ritchie's avatar

another cracker. Thank you.

Phil Roberts's avatar

Brilliantly concise succinct description of the conflict it is funny but it would be hilarious if it wasn't so so true! Personally I'm lost devoid of words for the zionists pathological hatred of us they see as AMALEK!

Adeel Mirza's avatar

The Devil IsRael. The Antichrist.

Jim's avatar

I’ll say it again! You’re the absolute best.

Martin's avatar

Outstanding, I needed a pick me up today after the news broke that the US had made demands on the Iranian delegation that they should surrender to the zionist, terrorist demands (meaning the US/zionists).

I will restack your article. Thanks for sharing; as always written with your usual truthfull wit and humour.

Rebel Nun's avatar

I live near an active volcano. If it starts to erupt, I’m going to demand that it surrender to me so I don’t have to get out of town. We’ll see if that works.

Philippa Rees's avatar

You should spare more sympathy for little Yvette, the canary in the already and long-burning coalmine! She used to be a person of substance behind her husband's Balls, but I think he went on Strictly like Ann Widdecombe or took up bag-piping like Alistair Campbell. (Such talent in the Labour cuttlefish beached by Blair!) Anyways, Yvette is now the bag carrier ( is plausible deniability) for Spanner and the camouflage for Lammy and they are prepping her for her first round with Lavrov, who will eat her as easily as he ate the lettuce! I think the lettuce has signed up with Restore because seats are fast disappearing. And all you do is poke fun at them! Poor dears!

Rod Dawson's avatar

Pooper s Cooper?

Chris Hale's avatar

Excellent summary.

Israel will not agree any ceasefire, and given what they have on Trump, he will go along with their wishes.

Starmer needs to grow a spine and stop following along behind them.

Feral Finster's avatar

My dude, starmer is british. He couldn't find his own dick with both hands and a magnifying glass.

Rebel Nun's avatar

An unfounded generalization!

Paul Healey's avatar

Trump and Netanyahu are so far detached from reality and immersed in the contagion of their counterfactual reality, that they’ve created their own hell. Their brains will literally suffer liquefaction, so too will the fascist cults suckered by their shit stained projection of greatness and gaslighting Armageddon. Thankfully other worlds are beyond their rapist and murdering delusions. They are even beyond the Musk and Thiel inspired cybernetic trans dehumanising toxic mind scapes.

Carlé Costa's avatar

I like a lot when historical pirates start to claim that everyone must respect the "Law of the Sea", it make a LOT of sense really. Some leaks came from the iPhone comunity, worry people with a refurbished zionist-version of Max Headroom with bat-ears: a very considerable amount of phones start to attack their owners physically, and of course, throwing amounts of digital bunker bombs to every kid-channel, imposing the wonderful face of Ben Gvir with his sweet smile meanwhile eating kosher babys alive. Others have denounce that the Donald with the Wonder Zio-Duo, Jerked Kisser and Golfie Dummi, dancing frenetically as Godzillas in the Golden Bathtube of Mar-A-Lago fulfilled with DarkOil...

Sir Kiki wants to have some digital Avatar doing there some role, but even there, he was only favor with some extra-role as a Pig dancing with Ivette on the top of a MiniCooper, just from afar.

But instead all the iPhone inconveniences, things continue as it were: the no-country motherfucker zionist bombing the hell on every arab and muslim or not arab but familys and docs and nurses and journalists and teachers and granys and opas and cats and dogs and donkeys, all amalekites because there are not israelis, and Iran continue beating the asses of the enemys with precision and measure, in every arena, even in the meme thing.

Corporate Media is doing not their job as journalist but very consequent with the propaganda thing, as usual.

Trump is victorious as the most hated, most poor oratory skilled and unapologetic ignorant commander in chief of the sinking War-Titanic in history: some prize he will deserve for his commitment ...

Optimum's avatar

There will be no stopping these crazies. They will keep at it until Iran is toppled, or not. Hopefully not.

Syria took 14 or so years. That's 3 US presidents in a row - it has nothing to do with Trump or Netanyahu.

If the Strait of Hormuz stays a conflict zone for much longer, the world is definitely going to change.

WHY?? Because these greedy bastards want everything. Good thing is that most of their stolen Iraqi oil is not leaving port. There are 4 huge oilfields run by Chevron, Exxonmobil and Halliburton that are down from 4 million bpd to 1.3 mbpd.

Everything comes at a price, especially for normal citizens trying to make a living in unstable times.

Linda Palmer's avatar

Netanyahu is the face of EVIL

Damian's avatar

The bastard was having convulsions for not being able to kill more innocent people and just be limited to tiny helpless and weak Lebanon and Gaza.

Feral Finster's avatar

"Thankfully, the British foreign secretary knows who is to blame for this mess and has chosen the right side of history. Yvette Cooper says tolls on the Strait of Hormuz are against the “law of the sea” that neither the US nor Iran have signed up to."

It is touching how britain now pretends to care so much about international law, but ignores the American and Israeli aggression against Iran.

It's like blaming a rape victim for fighting back. "I mean violence is bad, see, and it's against the law to kick a man in the jimmy, and besides it's theft to grab someone else's bottle to clock the rapist over the head! How awful you must be condemned!

Eochaidh OghaChruithne's avatar

Netanyahu took a dump as peace talks collapse...? Or only No. 1 which would mean he was pissed (not in the Australian definition, rather the American). Laura, I love you you are anal as Freud said 🧀 Cheese Laura, eat only extra sharp cheddar cheese for 1 week for an epiphany.