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Tony Erizia's avatar

Back with a bang, Laura.

I'm reminded of a time back in the 70s I took part i a cricket match in Essex. There was a black Bajan, Lloyd playing for the opposition and,as the only two black guys,we bonded.

After the game both teams enjoyed a few drinks one of his team mates said to me:- "Me and Lloyd really get on. I say to him ,'You black bastard'. And we laugh"!

All just good natured banter.

The last person who said anything like that to me need to see a dentist. But yhen that's me- hopelessly WOKE. No sense of humour!

David Barnwell's avatar

Being another black guy myself, I have to say I appreciate your type of wokeness. I think if Clive Lloyd really let that dude get away with that it shows that he was afraid of him. That's shameful. That said, I think losing a few teeth will wake a few racists up. I applaud you and your good work, sir.

Tracy Harrison's avatar

Glad you let your inner Jack Reacher settle the matter with that racist...!!

Rebel Nun's avatar

It’s going so well here in the US, I can understand why so many in the UK can’t wait to be controlled by someone just like Donald Trump.

Christopher Wild's avatar

FARAGE was an ugly leopard in his formative school days and hasnt changed his spots. If only we knew back in 2016 what we now know about this individual, Brexit could have been averted. However other miscreants and political opportunists like LIAR Johnson would have to have been recognised. The main thing would have been that Farage could have been exposed whilst he was a loudmouth liar MEP.

Chris Hale's avatar

I agree with your point that this does him no harm with many of his supporters. However, it undermines their ability to deny they are racist themselves, as they mutter about “banter” and having “lots of black friends”.

Anthony Brooks-Sands's avatar

Looks like a Prick, talks like a Prick, he IS a Prick …….!🤷‍♂️

Greetings from Hamburg

your Anthony

fauxcroft wade's avatar

Farage is a dinosaur, back in the day racist ‘banter’ abounded and we didn't see the wrong in it, but some of us evolve and look back ashamed. I work with and supervise people who make comments still and I say to them is it not time you evolved and saw the shame in what you say. It's not hard not to be racist. It is however ignorant and Farage appeals to the ignorant. Thaat believe foreigners are taking their jobs, their houses and benefits. Was is it benefits or jobs, it can't be both. Racists tend to be undereducated and gullible, looking for excuses why they got shit, while not working or working lowly jobs, like I started doing but remaining there rather than improving themselves and their skills, which I did.

Stop blaming foreigners for problems of your own laziness and lack of ambition

Racism is ignorance and is used by c**ts like Farage to make his name. He did it with Brexit and that's massively failed and now he is doing it with immigration.

Matt A's avatar

Don't be mean to innocent dinosaurs 🦕🤣

Nico Abraxas's avatar

If it goosesteps like a racist duck, Roman salutes like a racist duck, slurs like a racist duck, then guess what? It's a racist duck!

Colin Fabig's avatar

Can't really tell anymore if this is satire 🧐

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

This reads like the universe handed you a satire prompt and Farage volunteered as tribute. Only in British politics can a man respond to multiple witnesses describing full-blown Nazi cosplay by saying, “Calm down everyone, it was adorable racism.”

You captured the flavor perfectly. It’s the kind of story where the joke isn’t the punchline. The joke is that he thinks this is a defense. “Yes, I said Hitler was right, but with a lighthearted schoolboy charm.” It’s like watching someone try to rebrand arson as “enthusiastic warmth.”

The wild part is how believable it is. Not because the accusations are mild, but because Farage has spent so long test-driving bigotry in public that high-school fascism feels like a deleted scene. Your piece just lets the absurdity sit in the open and twitch. That’s proper satire.

Once upon a Time.'s avatar

He’s nothing.

( A thug at best perhaps )

Baz's avatar

Uncle Peter’s layers will be in touch.

PerraVerde's avatar

W

(Hint: you can edit you know..those 3 little dots to the right.)

Baz's avatar

Psst, it’s called satire Perra 😉

PerraVerde's avatar

what? typos are now satirical?

(sorry for understanding literally: I'm somewhat asperger-ish..)

Baz's avatar

OK Perra, this one’s for you, [lawyer’s] x

PerraVerde's avatar

Lawyer's what? (ok enough for now, I have to hoover the cat!)

Baz's avatar

Ah crap, you’ve got me going now🙃

Celine C.'s avatar

I'd take Uncle Peter over Garage for prime minister any day!

Celine C.'s avatar

I typed "Farage" and it turned into garage automatically... AI is smarter than I thought! 😂

Jaime Cooper's avatar

Racism is now quite popular in the UK, so this will do him no harm.

Sam Thiru's avatar

Very interesting !

I wonder what pro names he used to have in high school days ?

THE END OF THE WORLD SHOW's avatar

You really do have to be cruel to be kind. The logic of it escapes those of weak minds, alas, the tolerance of whom sort of proves the point, you see?

fauxcroft wade's avatar

The problem is the tolerance we show to them washes over them. I try hard to explain it without being patronising to those I work with but wow! They just look so blankly at me. I end up just giving up and walking away. You can lead a horse to water, but all they do is look for boat people.