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Vin LoPresti's avatar

"all the gravitas of a broken hand dryer" -- in a stinking filthy men's room at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere?

I've been there. Depressing. Thanks for whatever module in your brain births these great images.

Sara's avatar

Spot on the alien story is coming - distract distract distract !! These people are beyond words.

Harry069 🇨🇦's avatar

If only mankind could find a way to force men to think with their big heads instead of their little heads.

damien flinter's avatar

"Things have got so bad at Trump Tower that the president is expected to announce they have a miracle machine that can cure every illness."

They do indeed...in fact it was field-tested in Hiroshima about 80 years ago, just to warn the Soviets that, having soaked up our Operation Barbaro$$a ($ponsored by Wa££ $t and ye o£de City of £ondon) at a cost of 27 million deaths, they were the new chosen enemy to keep the whee£$ turning on Moo£ah A£mighty's mercenary warmongering for corporate extraKKKtion.

Besides...at his ripe age (around the same as the miracle-cure)...the side effects can be discounted as not too bad of a deal.

Davy Ro's avatar

Our British media is so bent, they're trying to state the peados, rapists, murderers, cannibals & all round psychopaths who control us. Are the victims of........ We've all guest it the Russians. The kids that were raped abused & murdered. Deserved it because they were honey traps sent by our favourite Dr Evil, Putin. Now call me a Putin apologist if you want. But I'd say our media is slightly wrong with this one.

Theophilus's avatar

The cure for paedophilia has been known for millennia - Chop! I Chop!

Mike Fish's avatar

Gives life to the slogan, “heads will roll”.

It could start with Ghislaine Maxwell.

Rebel Nun's avatar

Thank you, Laura! You certainly understand our country better than its citizens do, and provide us with the (hilarious) insight we need.

This week I was involuntarily exposed to the MSM. Incredibly, the IQ bar is being pushed even lower: they are attempting (and giving the impression of succeeding) a distraction overload - piling up the Olympics, the Superbowl, and the exploitation of a single sad kidnapping case (with no mention of the thousands being kidnapped by ICE). Obviously all under orders from the top: anything but Epstein, all the time. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the celebrity kidnapping was engineered by the pedophile masters.

Baz's avatar

Bigly fake news - there is NO CURE for Trump.

DMarlene's avatar

We can only hope for jail, not just impeachment. In a cell next to the Clintons, Dimon, Karp, Thiel, Lonsdale and Musk. Name your oligarch and Trump sycophant and lock them up. And don't forget to bring back the guillotine for the grand proceedings. These are the worst of times.

Byrnzie's avatar

'Rep Burlison claims Trump has been fully briefed on UFOs and alien-human hybrid programs, meaning we finally have an explanation for Liz Truss.'

This reminds me that last night I dreamed I'd taken a photo of Epstein, and when I adjusted the exposure on the photo, it revealed reptilian scales on his head and face.

Steve's avatar

Epstein is in the miracle cure machine in the basement of trump tower, he’s waiting to be joined by ghislaine once she falls from the boat in her cell

Sara's avatar

July 8 is the predicated date being the Roswell anniversary

MNT's avatar

👏👏🌞

Silvana Briand's avatar

I'll only say that women come with appendages too and don't need any extra stitching on. And before you tell me how barbaric I am, stop and think of the crime.

Jennifer tozer's avatar

Vg Laura very entertaining. Regards to all.

Peter Sire's avatar

Liz Truss and just about every front bencher on either side in the last 20 years (think Jacob R-M, Michael Twilight Howard or his nemesis Anne Weirdiecomb)