Patriot who tragically died while hanging flag on lamp post to be given state funeral
Somebody’s drunk uncle has died on his patriotic mission to save his neighbourhood from foreigners by tying flags to lamp posts. He tragically fell off his ladder several weeks ago and never regained consciousness. I can only assume a brown person pushed him. I would therefore like to call for the mass deportation of all Muslamists.
Thanks to the man’s e…


