"Okay, I’ve just Googled “Wales”, and you don’t wanna know… It’s all mountains sheep and someone called Charlotte Church who thinks Palestinians count as human beings. No wonder it fell…" Another coffee splutter. I have to stop drinking when reading Normal Island News... LauraK you need a trigger warning these days!
When will these great patriots of Britain one day have their own homeland? When will they be free from the slavery and the domination of the coloured man and his oppressing and odd religions with their funny little gods and their weird foreign food, like "curry?"
When will us whites have our own slaves, empires, kings?
If you actually talked to UK citizens who have a problem with non white leaders curry eating wouldn't be the problem, the problem is that non white leaders have even less loyalty to the UK than white politicians and are even more hostile to the native population.
I may be a little confused here. Are they the ones who quite sensibly swing live screaming chickens round their heads in autumnal rituals or is that someone else's religion?
“The man ranted that “indigenous British people” need to take back control of their country, but a passer-by pointed out the first people on these shores had black skin and blue eyes and he sadly exploded. RIP.”
Yur so mean and sassy and just so funny that I wuz laughing out loud. My wife looked at me like I was nuts! I just love your critical essays!❤️🇺🇸☕️theirs yer coffee.
The argument such as it is in this joke rests on a few obvious fallacies - that the only alternatives are Labour or the Tories, Sadiq or Boris. It also repeats (unless you're lampooning it??) the debunked fantasy that the first Britons were black. What you are misrepresentating in this comedic strawman is that the people who animated by this issue are well aware that neither party will do anything to change it. That is not lost on them at all. Caricaturing them as Tory supporters is the opposite of illuminating the issue.
This is highly unfair. Yes white people want white but not too white. Remember the St. Brice’s Day Massacre? It is like cooking the perfect steak. One does not want the steak to be over-cooked with brown or black and a good steak would never be yellow. However, it cannot be undercooked like the Norse. Also, the steak must be seasoned properly meaning no Catholics as the Good Queen Butchering Bess showed.
You saw what bad cooks can do like the horrible Bloody Mary by using the wrong seasonings. You need to go back to the skills of a great chef like Henry VIII. Henry could even spot bad and deformed steak like having too many fingers and using great chef’s skill by removing Anne’s head.
I pine for the good ole days of perfect steaks where the great chef’s, like Henry VIII, made the perfect steak so that he could eat and eat until he rounded into the most “perfect figure” of a true EnglishMAN.
But sadly, there ARE people who REALLY think like that. They are the reason for the increasing racial rhetoric from the Tory polititions.
The Tories are terrified that not only their voters but even their members and MPs will jump ship to the Brexit Party (or whatever they call themselves this week)
I think it's sad that there are people who think like you; you're more concerned about "waycist" rhetoric than the UK being invaded and dominated foreigners who resent whites, and UK citizens being put in prison for speech.
At least you're virtuous though. Bigots like myself can't take that away from you.
So if they don't take part, they "don't want to take part in British society";
if they do, they are not really British anyway.
I remember a friend going "up north" mentioning he hadn't seen many British people. I replied that he had actually seen plenty of British people.... just that some weren't white.
1930s Germany also started with "only rhetoric" ... History shows rhetoric soon develops into actual actions... (watch Trump and USA)
You are free and have a right to have your own opinions, but you do not have the freedom or right to make up your own facts
Laura, I laughed and laughed!!!! Too Funny!! Boris being born in the States lol and Lix trust, er, Truss et al running the country, God Forbid!!!
''Clearly, the world is going to end unless we do something to stop this madness, such as introduce maximum pigment levels for our politicians. We are running out of time, people.''
What can I do, I can't afford to subscribe... the wonderful Tories have taken away Legal Aid and I have to take a dental case myself.. I have to eat or never eat a proper meal again..
The only laugh I get are from your clever posts I so enjoy.
Have any of your Normal Islanders gone deep enough to review the cloning labs? Places where duplicate people are incubated- like wot we're waiting to emerge as Kate Middleman the second? Seems her hair is not growing fast or curly enough, so 'complications' or 'privacy' have to serve. I have an idea. Instead of hair what about pigment alteration? She could emerge blacker than Meghan Sparkle. That would brown a lot of people off!
I do ponder whether these "leaders" were actually voted in, or, as in the US of A, were appointed with an "election" to create the illusion We have a say... Not that I have anything against any skin color - I judge everyOne by whether They choose Their behavior Ethically or not - but it does seem odd that all those positions were filled with Ones not considered "white" (though I know no One who is white - the closest I have seen was very pale pink) more or less simultaneously...
In fact, knowing that all controlminds (governments) on Our planet are for-profit corporations that appoint Their officers, I have to give high probability They were appointed.
None of our so called Leaders were voted in, for Years, they just decide to change one leader for another Tory, Theresa May wasn't Voted in, nor Johnson, nor Sunak..... the Tories decide we WILL have them.. it's obscene. The Tories Have to go, but who knows if Starmer will be any better.. and next Election, if he's not we're getting the Tories AGAIN. There is just no end to the Murder of Britain/
I am hoping America has more sense than to vote for a lunatic - un unhinged dictator, if this happens the world is in deep sh*t.
Our "votes" don't count, and I personally, do not consent to the whole psychopathic legal/governmental system, standing sovereign on Ethical ground. And I work towards enough of Us doing the same such that They - the psychopaths in control - have no power.
"Penny Mordor" now THAT has to stick, please!
"Okay, I’ve just Googled “Wales”, and you don’t wanna know… It’s all mountains sheep and someone called Charlotte Church who thinks Palestinians count as human beings. No wonder it fell…" Another coffee splutter. I have to stop drinking when reading Normal Island News... LauraK you need a trigger warning these days!
You beat me to it 😂
LOL Mordor, or, Daunt!!! Baa Baa Baa.. :-)
Brilliant 👏
🤣😂🤣
When will these great patriots of Britain one day have their own homeland? When will they be free from the slavery and the domination of the coloured man and his oppressing and odd religions with their funny little gods and their weird foreign food, like "curry?"
When will us whites have our own slaves, empires, kings?
If you actually talked to UK citizens who have a problem with non white leaders curry eating wouldn't be the problem, the problem is that non white leaders have even less loyalty to the UK than white politicians and are even more hostile to the native population.
Go ahead and talk to one.
I may be a little confused here. Are they the ones who quite sensibly swing live screaming chickens round their heads in autumnal rituals or is that someone else's religion?
Married a ginger 🤣🤣well that sent me into a fit of laughter! The audacity of these non-whites is too much 😂
Brilliant 😹😹😹
“The man ranted that “indigenous British people” need to take back control of their country, but a passer-by pointed out the first people on these shores had black skin and blue eyes and he sadly exploded. RIP.”
RIP x
i call bullshit
Yur so mean and sassy and just so funny that I wuz laughing out loud. My wife looked at me like I was nuts! I just love your critical essays!❤️🇺🇸☕️theirs yer coffee.
The argument such as it is in this joke rests on a few obvious fallacies - that the only alternatives are Labour or the Tories, Sadiq or Boris. It also repeats (unless you're lampooning it??) the debunked fantasy that the first Britons were black. What you are misrepresentating in this comedic strawman is that the people who animated by this issue are well aware that neither party will do anything to change it. That is not lost on them at all. Caricaturing them as Tory supporters is the opposite of illuminating the issue.
Yawn 🥱
As always SPOT ON!!
Yes those of us in the White minority need to rise up!! (Sorry had a hard time holding back the giggle)
I am saddened how things are turning this way for our former Master. Things are going from bad to worse across the proverbial pond as well.
How sad - the saddest thing ever in the history of the WHOLE WORLD!!!!!
This is highly unfair. Yes white people want white but not too white. Remember the St. Brice’s Day Massacre? It is like cooking the perfect steak. One does not want the steak to be over-cooked with brown or black and a good steak would never be yellow. However, it cannot be undercooked like the Norse. Also, the steak must be seasoned properly meaning no Catholics as the Good Queen Butchering Bess showed.
You saw what bad cooks can do like the horrible Bloody Mary by using the wrong seasonings. You need to go back to the skills of a great chef like Henry VIII. Henry could even spot bad and deformed steak like having too many fingers and using great chef’s skill by removing Anne’s head.
I pine for the good ole days of perfect steaks where the great chef’s, like Henry VIII, made the perfect steak so that he could eat and eat until he rounded into the most “perfect figure” of a true EnglishMAN.
To the point as usual, Laura.
But sadly, there ARE people who REALLY think like that. They are the reason for the increasing racial rhetoric from the Tory polititions.
The Tories are terrified that not only their voters but even their members and MPs will jump ship to the Brexit Party (or whatever they call themselves this week)
I think it's sad that there are people who think like you; you're more concerned about "waycist" rhetoric than the UK being invaded and dominated foreigners who resent whites, and UK citizens being put in prison for speech.
At least you're virtuous though. Bigots like myself can't take that away from you.
Curry tonight? Kebab maybe? Italian? Chinese?
The Great (tasty food) Replacement Theory.
Yum.
So if they don't take part, they "don't want to take part in British society";
if they do, they are not really British anyway.
I remember a friend going "up north" mentioning he hadn't seen many British people. I replied that he had actually seen plenty of British people.... just that some weren't white.
1930s Germany also started with "only rhetoric" ... History shows rhetoric soon develops into actual actions... (watch Trump and USA)
You are free and have a right to have your own opinions, but you do not have the freedom or right to make up your own facts
Laura, I laughed and laughed!!!! Too Funny!! Boris being born in the States lol and Lix trust, er, Truss et al running the country, God Forbid!!!
''Clearly, the world is going to end unless we do something to stop this madness, such as introduce maximum pigment levels for our politicians. We are running out of time, people.''
What can I do, I can't afford to subscribe... the wonderful Tories have taken away Legal Aid and I have to take a dental case myself.. I have to eat or never eat a proper meal again..
The only laugh I get are from your clever posts I so enjoy.
Don't worry. The way the world is going, pretty soon all the whiteys will get burned black by the sun anyway.
Oh dear, you're cheerful! lol
Have any of your Normal Islanders gone deep enough to review the cloning labs? Places where duplicate people are incubated- like wot we're waiting to emerge as Kate Middleman the second? Seems her hair is not growing fast or curly enough, so 'complications' or 'privacy' have to serve. I have an idea. Instead of hair what about pigment alteration? She could emerge blacker than Meghan Sparkle. That would brown a lot of people off!
I do ponder whether these "leaders" were actually voted in, or, as in the US of A, were appointed with an "election" to create the illusion We have a say... Not that I have anything against any skin color - I judge everyOne by whether They choose Their behavior Ethically or not - but it does seem odd that all those positions were filled with Ones not considered "white" (though I know no One who is white - the closest I have seen was very pale pink) more or less simultaneously...
In fact, knowing that all controlminds (governments) on Our planet are for-profit corporations that appoint Their officers, I have to give high probability They were appointed.
“Someday Real Soon Now SomeOne Will Fix It for Me!” (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/someday-real-soon-now-someone-will
None of our so called Leaders were voted in, for Years, they just decide to change one leader for another Tory, Theresa May wasn't Voted in, nor Johnson, nor Sunak..... the Tories decide we WILL have them.. it's obscene. The Tories Have to go, but who knows if Starmer will be any better.. and next Election, if he's not we're getting the Tories AGAIN. There is just no end to the Murder of Britain/
I am hoping America has more sense than to vote for a lunatic - un unhinged dictator, if this happens the world is in deep sh*t.
Our "votes" don't count, and I personally, do not consent to the whole psychopathic legal/governmental system, standing sovereign on Ethical ground. And I work towards enough of Us doing the same such that They - the psychopaths in control - have no power.
The Pied Piper People (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/the-pied-piper-people
Can you bottle and sell whatever brilliant paste you use to keep your eyes so clear? Smashed it.
I wish she could, Laura is Brilliant.