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Grumpy Dragon's avatar

These lawyers are so brave, Israel doesn't hold back when it comes to annihilating anyone who tried to hold them to account for their war crimes. Every day to live in fear but to keep going is true bravery.

Dukes Gixer's avatar

This is brilliant satire. 😂👌

Just what I need today, a laugh.

But in seriousness.......

Martin's avatar

Hopefully Mansfield leads a process which ultimately sees Starmer charged with aiding and abetting war crimes in Gaza.

Rod Dawson's avatar

The belief that religion makes some people more special than others is not unique to Jews. And yet, an ordinary human being with a religion remains nothing more than an ordinary human being who has chosen to believe stuff. Being a Jew makes you nothing more than an ordinary human being who has chosen to believe Jewish stuff, just as a Zoroastrian is nothing more than an ordinary human being who has chosen to believe Zoroastrian stuff. Zionists do not think this. Judaism, as far as they're concerned, raises its followers so far above everyone else, Genocide becomes forgiveable. Something as stupid as religious superstition, in their racist book, makes its followers so much better than everyone else, they can abandon the laws of humanity. It is certainly anti-Semitic to say Jews are less ordinary than anyone else. But it cannot be anti-Semitic that they're not worth more. All lives, after all - and even the governments that now support racist Israel used to agree - matter.

David Shaw's avatar

Normal Island news, what would we do without you in this totally fecked up world

Bullseye again 😂

Solidarity

Joe Arman's avatar

This is misinformation, they will use 2000 lb bombs

Normal Island News's avatar

Leave me alone, I'm doing reputation management x

Joe Arman's avatar

Sorry, but I think you may have underestimated their capacity for dirty deeds :-)

Kathleen McCroskey's avatar

Laura has the patent on satire.

dorothy P slater's avatar

Down here in Mexico there were the Saturday anti-TRUMP protests as there were all over the earth evidently. I didnt go because at 2 pm i is too hot to be marching around the Plaza plus I know what the signs would say - having seen them all over town. "If you voted for Trump, you are not welcomed here. Go home" - There was probably not one protesting Trump suupport of the Netenyahu government and non-support of free speech both of which are my major concerns. An email I received this morinng from a very old-friend -- we are both 87 --bragged about the 10,000 protestors in her very upscale senior citizen community in the states, Her anxieites were about the important things - could her daught er retire when she had planned? Will her gay son in law who is a citizen be able to reenter the states after visiting his family abroad? Would she be able to take another trip paying for her whole family on one of the most expensive tour groups arouund when her multi-millionair dollar stock account is tanking? This is a friend who started out 70 years ago as a lower middle class kid like most of us and landed in a pile of money which is great. But the pile of money has colored her viewpoint on all things trump and not one being free speech or Gaza. I wrote and told her I hoped she could resume her around the world travels with her 6 member family as soon as possible. I will take my diminished account and eat in a good restaurant.

David Latin's avatar

Police seem to be seriously acting as enforcers of Crimes Against Humanity.

Zionists are as far removed from Moral Jews as the Nazis were from the millions of Jews they slaughtered.

Why the World is not stopping Zionists, I don't know, they stopped Hitler after all!

Hetty in Scotchland ;-)'s avatar

Nukes, maybe perhaps a small matter of concern? I wonder who has threatened who...

Rebel Nun's avatar

Having sadistic war criminals in the UK is an understandable danger to your citizens, but these lawyers speak as if such citizens have the same rights as IDF soldiers! This is antisemitic! Israelis are Chosen! Yes, I realize that nearly half a million UK citizens are Jewish, but do they condemn Hamas? Every day? If not, they’ve given up their rights!

Donald Purves's avatar

Mansfield should consider himself lucky its only a 1000lb bomb!

Tom Welsh's avatar

"It is objecting to the term “crimes against humanity” because it does not consider Palestinians to be part of humanity".

Exactly so. Is it reasonable for the UN to recognise a state whose citizens consider all other people subhuman?

Baz's avatar

Laura I don’t know where you get the energy from to keep the satire flowing but please don’t stop.

Your words are the medicine we need to counter the toxicity oozing out of the MSM.

Paul Govan's avatar

Zionists reputedly don't see or get irony or satire or cognitive dissonance/disconnects, jaw-dropping double standards or gross six-faced hypocrisy. So if they do ever get to read any of Laura's brutally acidic and sardonic hit-pieces they'll no doubt feel flattered beyond belief...

m cameron's avatar

Awww who forgot the genocide exemption for Israel? Off with their head!

Stephen Reid's avatar

Brilliant piece. Thank you.