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Angelina's avatar

Measly "£40,000 in bribes from Russia." He is basically an "honest man" if compared to what our US politicians take from AIPAC. But it looks like the life in the EU gets hard indeed, if the bribes are so small...

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Rod Dawson's avatar

Not half as weird as 'Muslims have a right to defend themselves' would be! Imagine! Western politicos selflessly uniting behind the idea that something as stupid as a made up, voluntarily followed religious superstition gave any gang of supremacist thugs the right to murder, rape, torture, thieve and commit genocide! I mean? Good golly! How revolted we all would be.

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

I amended your text slightly, picturing Republican congressman Randy Fine, aptly named, as the a-hole is always randy for Israel . . . "This is why every OVERFED (aka Fat-Fuck) congressman WEARS A TINY HAT to legislative sessions, tongue-kisses a fucking wall and rapes underage girls on camera."

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Janet Addis's avatar

Gill took bribes and will now pay the consequences. But there is now the question of how much did farage know. Gill stated that he did what farage told him to do. So what exactly did farage tell him to do?

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Metaphor Man's avatar

Thank you, Laura, for the much-needed belly laughs

A brilliant blend of satire and truth x

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Frances Kay's avatar

Dear Laura, I'm beginning to think you have some supernatural power to create news items that are almost too perfect to satirize. What kind of crazy world are we living in when this Russian spy's party is topping the popularity polls and his teflon leader isn't even being asked any awkward questions in the sensationalist gutter press?

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Tracy Harrison's avatar

Not only the gutter press. The BBC too....

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Rebel Nun's avatar

And the whole Global Empire explodes into dust under the White Hot Light of Truth!!!! Or it should. Bloody fucking brilliant, Laura!! And you’ve described my Congresspeople (all three of them “Democrats”) perfectly!

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Adeel Mirza's avatar

the Devil IsRael. The Antichrist.

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Baz's avatar

BUSTED!

649 to go…

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

🧨🧨🧨 💥💥💥 🔥🔥🔥 👍👍👍 🤣🤣🤣 !!!

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THE END OF THE WORLD SHOW's avatar

It is delightful to withess accounts of a supposedly - and surely at least once-upon-a-time - leading nation with even worse politics/icians than this side of the pond. One should inform Mr Starmer that now would be a good time to suggest a REXIT, aligning itself with europe again, Canada included now, as the USA proves - well, put it nicely - eccentric. But certainly unreliable. As bad as the French ever were - at least in the past hundred plus years - they never went complete bugshit. So re-join the Europeans and blame it on David/Maggie/Poodle/ and point out Farage and his ilk were the original Brexits and sort MEGA clowns who insist on persisting in the madness. Condemning Israel for committing genocide in Gaza and soon The West Bank should be notice sufficient

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Linda Palmer's avatar

AIPAC owns the Democrats and Republicans

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Penelope Prill's avatar

PERFECT

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Johnny Rodriguez's avatar

Ain’t disputing the sequence of events, everybody knows Russians lost the narrative, but won the war. I was told that Putin is not on the Internet, but Dmitry Medvedev is. Every time he posts something on Telegram, Trump sends a nuclear submarine to check him out.

Russians are cold-hearted connivers, masters of disguise, with some budgets allocated to pay people so they reluctantly write something nice about Russia. Usually the meddling pops up two weeks prior to someone's election since Russians are too busy genociding Ukrainians and losing information war to them. Therefore, not that much meddling happens in “key countries” with 3 million population and democracy always wins, don’t fret, due to the procrastinating PR geniuses.

The story of the so-called Russo-Ukranian oligarch is fascinating. Wiki page was updated and from the creators of Russiangate - Previously known soldier for Russia allegedly bribed Gill to make pro-Russian statements on eight occasions in 2018 and 2019. Gill was arrested in 2021, a father-of-seven was brought to justice in the late fall of 2025. In the midst of the corruption scandal in Ukraine with hundreds of millions missing give or take. And Zelensky crying over 28-bullet points peace-deal actively disliked by his UK handlers.

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DMarlene's avatar

I'm done with this. It's so obvious that Laura is being paid $7,000 per post for her pro-Israel rants. At this point she must be a thousandaire. Plus I think she recently went to Tel Aviv to vacation and support Maccabi. She can't hide!

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Sean Griobhtha's avatar

Israeli officers train at WHINSEC (SOA), run by ghe US Dept of War

https://griobhtha1.substack.com/p/the-school-of-the-americas-soa-origins

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