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Lisa's avatar

"Iran provocatively built its 6,000 year old country among US airbases, making those airbases feel deeply uncomfortable."

Chef's kiss πŸ’•

Philippa Rees's avatar

I dunno why, but this point reminded me of a friend, a taxi driver, who was giving a tour to an Americans couple on their first visit to this benighted country ( yeah, it USED to happen). When she was driving them past Windsor Castle the husband remarked 'If I was building that, I would not have sited it under the flight path of so many airplanes' No, I know! Something in common. Airplanes, flight paths, Americans.

Lisa's avatar

πŸ˜‚β£οΈ

Julianne's avatar

Brilliant satire that isn’t actually satire!

Susan T's avatar

"The Epstein client list is the prized possession of a charity known as "AIPAC" (American Israel Paedophile Affairs Committee)". The news is unbelieveably horrible, but this made me laugh. Thanks. I needed to laugh.

P.S. Nose's avatar

Right there with you.

jboegs's avatar

My country, the USA, is truly the worst. MSM is trying to scare us with "Iranian sleeper cells" while Federal storm troopers, heavily armed and armored are literally invading our communities, and kidnapping our neighbors and all of the people who work shit jobs to keep this country functioning.

JennyStokes's avatar

Yes I happened to notice a white van and a brown man with ties on his hands.....while the thought police stripped his van.

Good Luck USA.

Jennifer Akdemir's avatar

Reds under the beds. Same old, same old. And always a certain percentage of people who fall for it.

Massimo's avatar

Your posts are therapeutic. πŸ˜‚ Thank you.

MakerOfNoise's avatar

"Just know that you will be on the front line with heroes like Piers Morgan, Ted Cruz and Lindsay Graham who have bravely volunteered for duty"

I LOLed. You are getting better at this. Keep it up!

Philippa Rees's avatar

How does perfection 'get better'?

Adeel Mirza's avatar

aren't they all draft dodgers (except for Piers cos he is British).

Jennifer Akdemir's avatar

If we had had a draft, Piers would have dodged it, don't worry. He's too old now.

A Parseeker's avatar

Defining AIPAC gave me the stitches.

Liana Chenoweth Kornfield's avatar

I hope some closet antisemitic anti-zionist whistle blower just publishes the damn lists and gets it over with! We can take it from there.

Jabina Chowdhury's avatar

This headline is enough for me

JennyStokes's avatar

Laura. I love you. Nitty gritty humour and FACTS.

Frank Sailor's avatar

We should not laugh about WWIII but the absurdity of what those idiots want us to sell as the 'truth' is only laughable - I still wonder how many believe the Trump's of this world.

Has insanity and idiocy really taken control already?

Tomorrow many of them in Den Haag, all in a small place..makes one wonder, no?

But I think after the missiles on Qatar, Trump will cancel his visit to the village in Holland.

Pietro Wislon's avatar

Trump has a nerve, committing a war crime and then risking arrest by visiting the country that is the home of the ICC.

Rebel Nun's avatar

He literally believes that he is the boss of the whole world and can get away with anything. When the hell are we going to burst his bubble?

PJP's avatar

AIPAC : America Israeli Pedophile Affairs Committee. BrilliantπŸ‘πŸ‘

Adeel Mirza's avatar

Iran must get Nuclear weapons because the Devil IsRael.

Explorer's avatar

And then, watch (with glee) how pe em Ker Stalin (look that face) is growing more uncomfortable, in fact so much so that he admits how "intolerable" he, sorry, Gaza is.

P.S. Nose's avatar

Fantastic! Worth sharing on social media, of course, but it'll be even better to share it directly with people we know by email, text, or printed out and stuck on your family's refrigerator door...and maybe the wall above each urinal at your favorite bar's restroom? Men have little else to focus on while they empty their bladders.