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Lisa Savage's avatar

I like your news better than the actual news.

susan cartwright's avatar

Laura has certainly more reliable news than mainstream!

Russell Adams's avatar

And they all said: "Sir! Thank You, Sir!" with tears in their eyes...

A.P. Murphy's avatar

Slop women should be liberated to invest in Trump crypto like all right-thinking people.

Nuke 'em until they're free!

Pabluante's avatar

They also all invested in his cryptocurrency and clapped

Martin's avatar

Extract: He (trumpstein) then asked if the women could be delivered to him, only for his aides to say, “Unfortunately not, sir, they’re not real, remember?” ... just like everything else trumpstein says.

Utopian Fool's avatar

Definitely my kind of humour. I was thinking this morning of a potenti satirical BBC Science Editor article "informing" us of a serious Imperial College study showing, through rigorous research, that a majority of narrative refuseniks publicly claiming that they are "not suicidal" actually end up "committing suicide" shortly thereafter. Irrefutable scientific proof, if needed, that you can't trust a word those antisocial, antivax, antisemitic sociopaths say.

Baz's avatar

Trump relates more to AI generated content than humans because he can’t handle reality. (why d’ya think he blows everything up?)

Benjamin Martin's avatar

I’m not sure what’s true anymore. Please help!

Lisa's avatar

If anyone still doubted Trump's uniquely impressive heroicism, they must all now admit their error: It is inarguable, that he alone could save multiple pretend-victims of his very grave pretend-peril.

Sean Griobhtha's avatar

Alone, afraid, the kid your mother made

Sitting in your room drooling like a loser with all this doom

You think, and then you start to drink

Then you get so paranoid with all the drugs they fill you with

Then boom - does it make you feel like a man?

Boom - it's not the size, we understand

Boom - you think you're gonna get with me

You're never gonna get with me

You're never gonna dance with me

https://griobhtha1.substack.com/p/whyd-you-bring-a-shotgun-to-the-party

Crixcyon's avatar

Not into the news or fake women either.