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Lisa Savage's avatar

I like your news better than the actual news.

susan cartwright's avatar

Laura has certainly more reliable news than mainstream!

Carlé Costa's avatar

But she is one of the most reliable sources of REAL news !

Russell Adams's avatar

And they all said: "Sir! Thank You, Sir!" with tears in their eyes...

Medical Truth Podcast's avatar

And they finished with "it's going to be beautifullll Trumpstein!!

Rebel Nun's avatar

A tweak: “It’s going to be beautiful! Trumpistan!”

A.P. Murphy's avatar

Slop women should be liberated to invest in Trump crypto like all right-thinking people.

Nuke 'em until they're free!

Pabluante's avatar

We commented nearly the same thing at the same time lmao

A.P. Murphy's avatar

Maybe we’re both of us slop generated from an AI outlet? I need to go and check myself for reality now…

Pabluante's avatar

They also all invested in his cryptocurrency and clapped

Martin's avatar

Extract: He (trumpstein) then asked if the women could be delivered to him, only for his aides to say, “Unfortunately not, sir, they’re not real, remember?” ... just like everything else trumpstein says.

Baz's avatar

Trump relates more to AI generated content than humans because he can’t handle reality. (why d’ya think he blows everything up?)

Rebel Nun's avatar

I seriously believe he doesn’t understand the difference. The man is demented.

Baz's avatar

Agree RN, he’s observably suffering from mental decline/illness, makes you wonder why they’re happy to have his dementia addled finger hovering over the launch button doesn’t it?

Toma's avatar

Let's hope he forgets his PIN number.

Susan Mercurio's avatar

Trump had malignant narcissism before he got dementia.

Utopian Fool's avatar

Definitely my kind of humour. I was thinking this morning of a potenti satirical BBC Science Editor article "informing" us of a serious Imperial College study showing, through rigorous research, that a majority of narrative refuseniks publicly claiming that they are "not suicidal" actually end up "committing suicide" shortly thereafter. Irrefutable scientific proof, if needed, that you can't trust a word those antisocial, antivax, antisemitic sociopaths say.

Feral Finster's avatar

Soon as I saw the "news" I knew it was an AI generated fake.

The reason we started hearing such an outpouring of concern about Muh Afghan Women And Girls was because the Pentagon commissioned research which determined that this was the most persuasive argument to convince the public to continue the War On Afghanistan.

Needless to say, the Pentagon could not give a rat's ass about women or girls, in Afghanistan or elsewhere.

annebonnypirate.org/2021/08/17/afghanistan-the-end-of-the-occupation/

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/09/13/the-other-afghan-women

7thSignSoul's avatar

OMG❗️ This is inspired by an Actual STORY❗️

How stupid can Perpetual Human$$acrifice-BLOOD LUST, ZioSATANist thdoopid GET❓

oyhhhh!

Benjamin Martin's avatar

I’m not sure what’s true anymore. Please help!

Medical Truth Podcast's avatar

Definitely not Politics and the fake system that has been fleecing the tax payer for decades!! In fact, everything in politics and Gubberment is about as real as NASA!!

Tess's avatar

🤣🤣

7thSignSoul's avatar

🤣😂🤣😂🤣🔥🔥🔥😂🤣😂🤣

Lisa's avatar

If anyone still doubted Trump's uniquely impressive heroicism, they must all now admit their error: It is inarguable, that he alone could save multiple pretend-victims of his very grave pretend-peril.

Kathleen McCroskey's avatar

Yes, the gullible pedo-pres is so unstable that he wasn't allowed in the Situation Room during the failed op to steal the uranium from Istafan - oh wait, that was a pilot rescue mission, which turned into a many-pilots rescue. BTW, it was a girls and boys school in Minab - girls on 1st floor, boys on second floor, separate playgrounds at each end of the school. See on Reason2Resist, the only journalist to ever visit the site: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HW_WOdF6so

Jim's avatar

Spot on satire!

Al Bundy's avatar

Lies lies and only lies from America to the universe.

Salve's avatar

What a hero!! Saving all those Iranian women!!

Go Trump! 🤪😂