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Adrian Bergeron's avatar

Dark take on a dark yet well-deserved punishment for a darkly horrifying crime.

It's really a shame that Trump doesn't read, well, anything really.

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Read? Hardly. That entire administration, if not in a bonafide vegetative state, does one hell of an impression thereof.

Feral Finster's avatar

They don't need to read, any more than a bacteria or a crocodile does.

Rebel Nun's avatar

This is probably making it clearer to Trump that he needs to crown himself King of England. After he does that, and renames a few things (Trump Palace, Trump Abbey, Big Don…), maybe we Americans will be blamed less for our “stupidity” in “electing” him. The Revolution won’t happen until the People realize they haven’t had power for a very long time.

MastiffSal's avatar

But you did elect him. Twice. And let him sit out his entire 4 years last time and no doubt will again. Don't lump us in with you - we fuck off our pm's when they push their luck, that's why we've had 9 in 8 years and will likely make in 10 in 10 if Starmer doesn't stop arselicking Trump. We have a history of political rebellion, from The Levellers, The Luddites Watt Tyler, Jethro Tull, etc, etc to the Poll Tax riots. Americans seem to have accepted Bread and Circuses as their lot in life.

Rebel Nun's avatar

No we didn't. That's my point. Our electoral system is completely rigged. And so is yours, or you wouldn't have Starmer. At least we rid ourselves of monarchy.

Seven million ordinary Americans came out for the last No Kings rallies. Thousands are risking their freedom and their skulls to protest ICE, as Americans have done for Civil Rights, against war, and against injustice. It's not working for us any more than for you. Corporations are in charge.

MastiffSal's avatar

Millions of people voted for Starmer cos they wanted the Tories out. It's not a figment of peoples imagination, it's the truth. They may not want to admit it now, but they wanted to give Labour a chance, even though he's a tory pretending to be a Labour politician. Turns out the cunt's worse than they thought but plenty don't regret their vote because lying coward that he is, he is a slight improvement on Conservatives. Now all the gutless cunts must think again and stop voting for the Big Three, (Labour, Conservative, Liberal Democratic) and choose from less corrupt parties. Unfortunately for the great unthinking majority Reform will convince them they are for white working class people by telling them the reason they can't get a doctor or dentists appt is due to immigrants. Not due to successive govts bleeding the NHS dry as an excuse to sell it to their mates. Which is what Reform want to do completely.

Rebel Nun's avatar

That is exactly one of the tricks they use, the “lesser of two evils”. How many voters felt like they CHOSE him?

MastiffSal's avatar

But given his track record I'd have voted for Harris over him. He showed in his 1st term that he, like Harris is polluted with Israels interests. He'd fucked the economy and gone back on virtually everything he claimed to stand for. Unless people are so stupid they believe what politicians say, over investigating what they actually do, there's no excuse. Having said that, with information at our fingertips there's no reason not to look into a persons background before voting for them. I believe he got the vote by playing to 2 of Americas 3 big weaknesses, racism and greed. (The other is religion and he's playing the religious card now). They thought "he's a businessman, he'll make us all rich", completely overlooking the fact business people, esp. very rich ones are incredibly greedy - you don't get rich by sharing. And they loved the idea he'd stop all immigration (unless it was white) and he'd teach take these n****rs, f*gs, trans freaks etc a lesson. It takes a vast lack of decency and morality to choose to want to punch down, but he sensed there were a lot of Americans who did so, he played them and they voted for him.

Priscila Garcia's avatar

You DID elect the insane - TWICE!

WE, Brazilian people, did NOT: we are NOT as STUPID as you all are!

Dr.Who's avatar

Hoping a Shahad drone meets him in the near future.

Feral Finster's avatar

"Trump explained: “If Huntley was American, I would have probably made him Vice President. I’m sure he would have fit in well at Epstein Island, unlike JD Vance who is a bit of an embarrassment”.

I am imagining the jolly parties, conga lines, glitterati and the Great And Good of the world dancing around with lampshades over their heads.

Hassan Diallo's avatar

Pedophiles never leave kids alone, either they're raping them or murdering them.

Phil Roberts's avatar

🎶 Huntley I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in the head! 🎶 a smiths trumpish lament

Greeley Miklashek, MD's avatar

Many thanks for the spot on reporting on transAtlantic pedophilia. Have a blessed day! My grandfather, Carl Henry Scofield of Liverpool would be proud of your work.

Franz Kafka's avatar

Is this still the USA, or the Island of Dr Moreau, after the monsters killed the Evil Doctor?

Celine C.'s avatar

Well, if criminals can be pardoned across borders in Trump's mind, does this mean the US agrees with the ICC about Netanyahu's war crimes now and will help hand him over?

David Latin's avatar

A reasonable reflection on him I guess. Trump is so much into himself that he hass probably started recycling his favourite Carl Junior burgers that are his daily staple!

Twunter Bidet's avatar

The Washington Monument could do with a rename I'd say. I mean, who was that Washington guy anyway? Nobody even knows who he is, which means he's a nobody, that's who he is. Did he ever take time out from being a radical leftist nut-job to rape and kill kids? No! So, The Huntley Monument it is then.

Thank you for your inattention to this matter.

Lenny Cavallaro's avatar

Hmmm...Trump for president; Ian Huntley for vice also has a nice ring to it. It is amazing how these criminals seem to stick together and support one another...

Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

BINGO!!!

They just emulate Zionists ...

The Revolution Continues's avatar

As one child killer/child rapist to another, Donald and Ian must have had a lot of "fun stories" to share with each other... Which is why we should be locking up Donald now so he can enjoy a similar fate to his "friend."

222perdurabo's avatar

Brilliant writing… we descend , as if as one, into the abyss

RakB's avatar

Hey is there any truth in any of this or is it all satire 🙈

MastiffSal's avatar

Ian Huntley did murder 2 little girls. He was their school janitor and - as killers often do - drew attention to himself by saying he was the last person to speak to them when they asked after his girlfriend, a classroom attendant. She was jailed for lying to cover up his crime. He did just die. But the Trump factor is, while horrifying believable, simply satirical.

Feral Finster's avatar

"Trump was then talked out of bombing Westminster because the US doesn’t have the resources to fight three wars at once."

Are you kidding? Trump could personally drop a bomb on Buckingham Palace and Number 10 would drop a presser about how bad slaves deserve their beatings.