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Mark Denton's avatar

It's surely not a coincidence that there is an 'outbreak of peace' in Gaza on the very day the Nobel committee meet to decide the winner?

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Dezza's avatar
8hEdited

Of course not

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Mark Denton's avatar

Timeline: Trump gets the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday; all hostages released on Monday; Israel resumes the genocide on Tuesday. That's my fear.

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Susan Harley's avatar

Sounds about right 😢

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Hanief's avatar

Not a fear but a reality!

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Mark Denton's avatar

What a stupid thing to say. I hope he is insulted.

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Dezza's avatar

Sorry, I edited my post a bit!

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Mark Denton's avatar

Well that's interesting. I didn't think it was possible to edit posts once they are published. Have I missed something?

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Rebel Nun's avatar

To the right of your name are three little dots; click on them and you’ll see “edit” at the top.

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Mark Denton's avatar

Thanks

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Mark Denton's avatar

That option doesn't appear on the Android app. I'm notorious for not noticing when predictive text changes my writing! I guess you are using a browser?

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Ryan Schwarz's avatar

The beatings shall continue until morale improves.”

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Rebel Nun's avatar

And the People’s Peace Prize goes to…All of the Sailors on all of the Flotillas to Gaza. I bow at their feet. 💐🙏🕊️🇵🇸❤️🌟

And all of the People of Palestine. 😢

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Dezza's avatar

❤️

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Baz's avatar
8hEdited

If the Nobel Peace prize wasn’t already an oxymoron (Henry Kissinger, Barack Obama, European Union?) it is now!

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Ronald Reed's avatar

Even the Oscars have more meaning now.

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Ronald Reed's avatar

Don't forget Menachim Begin!

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Baz's avatar
5hEdited

The mind boggles, I’d only searched ‘last 20 years’.

I guess when you’ve invented dynamite your idea of ‘peace’ may well include bombing your way to it.

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Baz's avatar
7hEdited

Ooh thanks RN (just did a cheeky edit x)

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Dezza's avatar

Just give the baby his fucking lollipop

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Adeel Mirza's avatar

I know the world has become rotten due to the Devil IsRael states of america, but winning the Nobel Peace prize will just bring the whole thing down to depths of incomprehensible...

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

If Trump wins the Nobel Peace Prize, they’ll have to rename it the Noble Gaslight Award. Nothing says “world peace” like handing a trophy to the man still arguing with reality.

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Gez H's avatar

Plse say it aint so. For all those worthy of receiving the Nobel Peace prize it makes their achievements look worthless if a pedo traitor gets a look in.

Standards have dropped to never seen lows to even consider such scum.

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Ronald Reed's avatar

I think Steve Miller should get a consolation runner-up prize. After all, he's the genius behind murdering fishermen in the Caribbean Sea.

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Krishna Shiatis's avatar

Israel will continue bombing. They have already said that no one is allowed to return to North Gaza, so whilst they will 'pretend to' stop bombing (for all of 5 days, so Frump can get his prize), they will resume asap thereafter and blame Hamas because...well because....um....*let me check notes for suitable excuses*...because they can. Of course the plan to build Frump Riviera and Netanyahoo Casino and Plaza on Gaza will have begun, whilst they start looting all of the oil which is offshore. In the meantime, the Gazans will be placed in leaky tents placed on rubble and killed in some other horrific manner, to which we will not be allowed to witness because all journalists and anyone who can speak will be killed or silenced.

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AppropriatedProductions's avatar

It's a shame Epstein committed suicide before he was able to receive a Nobel prize for his contributions to The Science

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Ronald Reed's avatar

Should be quotes around committed suicide.

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AppropriatedProductions's avatar

Pretty sure everyone around Hillary Clinton died in ways that had nothing at all to do with Hillary Clinton.

I mean, what are the odds?

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OrwellianNightmare's avatar

Nobel Piece Prize. Because he's smashing so many countries and lives to pieces.

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

Enrolling in Trump U. to pursue higher education is akin to donning formal evening wear and hiring a limo to bring you to McDonald's for a gourmet dining experience.

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Robert Manby's avatar

A very depressing reflection on some of the current stupidity and cruelty in world affairs

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Yvette Putter's avatar

Man, if he ever won it, that organization would lose all credibility and become a shamed example of bought recognition and cowardice.

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Jean Kates's avatar

Can this prize be bought? It seems like it.

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Rebel Nun's avatar

We’ll know soon.

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Jennifer Akdemir's avatar

If Trump is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, it has rendered itself completely worthless.

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