President Trump has explained that he was sadly unable to attend his son’s wedding in the Bahamas because the date clashed with his latest staged assassination attempt.
"Epstein couldn’t attend because he is still faking his own death, and Trump Sr couldn’t attend because he was faking his own survival". Madame, you are a genius.
The monster’s very first statement in response to the incident was to say it proves he needs his infernal ballroom! How obvious can he get?! And how callous?! A mentally ill human being is dead and an innocent bystander is injured; his ballroom wouldn’t have helped them, or anyone else who is human.
I think Mick Jagger wed Jerry Hall in a similar fashion and subsequently claimed that it wasn’t a “real marriage” ceremony, when she eventually filed for divorce, in an attempt to avoid alimony etc. Knowing the Trump habit of not ever paying its bills, I wonder…..
Trump is campaigning for a new anti-socialist McCarthyism/police state, on the rocks (sic), complete with staged assassinations, use of national guard troops etc. to protect his billionaire oligarch friends like George Soros, Peter Thiel, Larry Fink and Epstein cronies from prosecution.
"Epstein couldn’t attend because he is still faking his own death, and Trump Sr couldn’t attend because he was faking his own survival". Madame, you are a genius.
It's so good to have it all explained! Clarity is all . . .
I now follow you for the actual news.
this is definitely the actual news x
I've noticed that about your work!
ditto-Laura and Legos for me!!
Now that's what I call a satirical slam dunk. The reports of the death of satire appear to have been exaggerated.
Satire hits the mark when it touches on a reality beneath the actual reality, when it is more true than the actual truth.
The monster’s very first statement in response to the incident was to say it proves he needs his infernal ballroom! How obvious can he get?! And how callous?! A mentally ill human being is dead and an innocent bystander is injured; his ballroom wouldn’t have helped them, or anyone else who is human.
Laura rules. 👸💐🩷🌟
It`s actually the BAAL room.
Brilliant as ever!
I think Mick Jagger wed Jerry Hall in a similar fashion and subsequently claimed that it wasn’t a “real marriage” ceremony, when she eventually filed for divorce, in an attempt to avoid alimony etc. Knowing the Trump habit of not ever paying its bills, I wonder…..
I suppose that he will just catch his sons next wedding
Like father, like son.
This is a gobsmackingly splendid article. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
The Bahamas don't allow entry to adjudicated rapists... priceless!
Thank you.
So, are we rid of the screamer Guilfoyle now?
The psilly psyops continue! But I will bet Your description of the wedding is close enough for government work!
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This is awesome and likely more true than we think 🤣🤣🤣
Trump is campaigning for a new anti-socialist McCarthyism/police state, on the rocks (sic), complete with staged assassinations, use of national guard troops etc. to protect his billionaire oligarch friends like George Soros, Peter Thiel, Larry Fink and Epstein cronies from prosecution.
George Soros? Sorry no sale.
"Trump Jr is reportedly upset to be the only kid his dad won’t visit an island for" 😳 On fire as always Laura, thank you
It's still real to me damnit!
He skipped it because a convicted felon can’t get entry into the Bahamas.