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Paul Floyd's avatar

"Epstein couldn’t attend because he is still faking his own death, and Trump Sr couldn’t attend because he was faking his own survival". Madame, you are a genius.

Hilary Minor's avatar

It's so good to have it all explained! Clarity is all . . .

Lynne McCarty's avatar

I now follow you for the actual news.

Normal Island News's avatar

this is definitely the actual news x

TS's avatar
May 24Edited

I've noticed that about your work!

nancy knox-bierman's avatar

ditto-Laura and Legos for me!!

Ohio Barbarian's avatar

Now that's what I call a satirical slam dunk. The reports of the death of satire appear to have been exaggerated.

Feral Finster's avatar

Satire hits the mark when it touches on a reality beneath the actual reality, when it is more true than the actual truth.

Rebel Nun's avatar

The monster’s very first statement in response to the incident was to say it proves he needs his infernal ballroom! How obvious can he get?! And how callous?! A mentally ill human being is dead and an innocent bystander is injured; his ballroom wouldn’t have helped them, or anyone else who is human.

Laura rules. 👸💐🩷🌟

Bill Beeby's avatar

It`s actually the BAAL room.

Peter Sire's avatar

Brilliant as ever!

Thevon's avatar

I think Mick Jagger wed Jerry Hall in a similar fashion and subsequently claimed that it wasn’t a “real marriage” ceremony, when she eventually filed for divorce, in an attempt to avoid alimony etc. Knowing the Trump habit of not ever paying its bills, I wonder…..

Mark the Honor Seeker's avatar

I suppose that he will just catch his sons next wedding

TS's avatar

This is a gobsmackingly splendid article. I enjoyed it thoroughly.

The Bahamas don't allow entry to adjudicated rapists... priceless!

Thank you.

So, are we rid of the screamer Guilfoyle now?

Amaterasu Solar's avatar

The psilly psyops continue! But I will bet Your description of the wedding is close enough for government work!

Nosairee Bob!'s avatar

🤣🤣

Sandy Johnson's avatar

This is awesome and likely more true than we think 🤣🤣🤣

charles leone's avatar

Trump is campaigning for a new anti-socialist McCarthyism/police state, on the rocks (sic), complete with staged assassinations, use of national guard troops etc. to protect his billionaire oligarch friends like George Soros, Peter Thiel, Larry Fink and Epstein cronies from prosecution.

Raymond's avatar

George Soros? Sorry no sale.

Lisa's avatar

"Trump Jr is reportedly upset to be the only kid his dad won’t visit an island for" 😳 On fire as always Laura, thank you

Simon∃nomiS's avatar

It's still real to me damnit!

Saint Helena Island Info's avatar

He skipped it because a convicted felon can’t get entry into the Bahamas.