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Paul Floyd's avatar

"Epstein couldn’t attend because he is still faking his own death, and Trump Sr couldn’t attend because he was faking his own survival". Madame, you are a genius.

Hilary Minor's avatar

It's so good to have it all explained! Clarity is all . . .

Lynne McCarty's avatar

I now follow you for the actual news.

Normal Island News's avatar

this is definitely the actual news x

nancy knox-bierman's avatar

ditto-Laura and Legos for me!!

Peter Sire's avatar

Brilliant as ever!

Nosairee Bob!'s avatar

🤣🤣

Ohio Barbarian's avatar

Now that's what I call a satirical slam dunk. The reports of the death of satire appear to have been exaggerated.

Raymond's avatar

Marriage doesn't matter very much to the trashy Trump clan… … . First Lady of the Evening, Malaria, is quite the LIBERAL WIFE ANYWAY! It's not every woman that would tolerate being CUCKHOLDED by a SEX WORKER while pregnant because of his infantile obsession with Stormy’s ENORMOUS TITS .

charles leone's avatar

Trump is campaigning for a new anti-socialist McCarthyism/police state, on the rocks (sic), complete with staged assassinations, use of national guard troops etc. to protect his billionaire oligarch friends like George Soros, Peter Thiel, Larry Fink and Epstein cronies from prosecution.

Simon∃nomiS's avatar

It's still real to me damnit!

Thevon's avatar

I think Mick Jagger wed Jerry Hall in a similar fashion and subsequently claimed that it wasn’t a “real marriage” ceremony, when she eventually filed for divorce, in an attempt to avoid alimony etc. Knowing the Trump habit of not ever paying its bills, I wonder…..

Lou Panico's avatar

The question I have is are we sure Clockwork Orange was invited?

Martin's avatar

Another trumpstein publicity stunt? The zionist, terrorist regime of israel again takes priority.

I despise the whole corrupt trumpstein clan. That said, attending your sons wedding should be a priority. Now there's someone else who has a grudge. Let's move on and talk about matters more important than false flag attempts to bring trumpstein's sheeple and mainstream, legacy media back onboard.

Amaterasu Solar's avatar

The psilly psyops continue! But I will bet Your description of the wedding is close enough for government work!