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Ziton's avatar

And JD Vance explained how the US blocade of Cuba while not at war wasn’t economic terrorism even though the Iranian blocade of the Strait of Hormuz was. He explained this by saying the Pope should be careful about theology.

Pabluante's avatar

Jesus Christ I saw this notification and my heart just dropped before I saw it was you

David Korabell's avatar

Same. I think that's a clear indicator that invoking the 25th amendment is way overdue.

Rebel Nun's avatar

Don’t get comfortable. Against her will, Laura is often a prophet as well as a Saint.

Deborah Ewing's avatar

I was worried he was moving a bit slowly on this but of course he has to consult with Netanyahu about how much money will be left to obliterate, I mean liberate, Cuba after the next $450 million transfer to Israel.

Feral Finster's avatar

Sums denominated in mere millions are chump change, in the scheme of things.

Deborah Ewing's avatar

Sadly true, hundreds of millions of $ doesn’t buy many bombs but could feed more people than they kill.

deborah jones's avatar

If I was Cuba I would develop a nuclear weapons with all possible speed, nickname it Big Daddy, sign it 'with love from humanity' and drop it on the White House

Rebel Nun's avatar

Unlike Trump, Cubans know how close they are geographically to the US and how a nuclear bomb would impact them.

Chris Hale's avatar

Spray it gold!

Robin Sheppard's avatar

That, especially the last two paragraphs is spot on! Filing her nails 😂😂

Rebel Nun's avatar

Most Democrats are busy doing their hair. Even the men.

Geoffrey Deihl's avatar

Can old car parts be used to enrich uranium? Unfortunately, I have no old tractors.

Adam Halpin's avatar

Will it be cigar shaped ? A Cohiba ICBM, rolled on a woman's thigh….. apparently.

Mike's avatar

Wait until he finds out what the Isle of Wight has in store for the world!

Martin's avatar

Right on form. Great read ... thank you for sharing. I will give it a re-stack.

Tony Erizia's avatar

What worries me is that this may turn out closer to fact than satire..

Baz's avatar

Hands off Cuba you big Orange jerk!

susan cartwright's avatar

I want Spain to adopt a country. Can they do that? They need to annex Cuba somehow. They both speak Spanish. They both have high moral standards. Cuba isn't a religious nation (Note: High educational standard and Free Healthcare explains that) but they would all immediately convert to Catholicism if Spain promised to rescue them from American terrorists. They don't want a Trump Tower in Havana and they are worried Trump only wants them as they are an Island nation and he just wants to run girls and boys for his pedo buddies.

Baz's avatar

I like your thinking susan but Cuba doesn’t need to be annexed, it’s a sovereign nation. How about the rest of the world’s sovereign nations standing together to create a US exclusion zone around the island?

susan cartwright's avatar

Wouldn't that be amazing. But never gonna happen. The world hates Trump but they are letting him destroy GAZA, Lebanon, Cuba. Argentina. Why would they care about Cuba? No one wants to stick their neck out.

susan cartwright's avatar

Sadly, I didn't realise how truely upset I am over Cuba. Kind of the last straw. What next for christ sake?

Pabluante's avatar

Let’s not promote the idea of countries becoming colonies again thanks.

Pabluante's avatar

This comment is so highly ignorant of Cuban history it’s painful to read

susan cartwright's avatar

I have a close friend who lived there for a year. He made me fall in love with Cuba. I am grasping at straws. But you're right. There is nothing we can do about any of it. The one bright spark is the flotilla to GAZA. Oh, and Iran standing up. But other than strongly worded letters by our governments, I guess we have to watch more people die.

Pabluante's avatar

Nearly 40% of Spanish people are nonreligious

Pabluante's avatar

“they would all immediately convert to Catholicism” what the fuck are you talking about? That’s not how anything works

susan cartwright's avatar

It was a joke ( in part) but I've been watching. The people there are so miserable now after decades of sanctions. They are so far ahead of America. Invented lung cancer vaxx. Export doctors.

Baz's avatar

We’re on a satirical stack P, don’t be too hard on susan.

Pam Lake's avatar

Any excuse to invade a country

Alternative Lives R Available's avatar

I think Donald was scared when someone tried to run an old Buick on Cuban rum. Hell of a backfire, big cloud of smoke…..

Understandable that a doddery old fool couldn’t work out what was going on. Sad old duffer!

😂

Steve Bliss's avatar

Hits way too close to reality these days. With slight modifications, you could land a gig writing for WaPo or another propaganda paper designed to manage the ignorant masses there.

Rebel Nun's avatar

Or maybe the BBC?…(sorry)

Pam Lake's avatar

Everything is two weeks, is he now a robot?