There is only one country in the world that is allowed to infiltrate our establishment, actually control our foreign policy, even if it breaks international law! But we don’t mention them here. I could be mistaken as a terrorist sympathiser and be thrown in jail over Christmas.
I condemn any form of terrorism, irrespective of who wages it. Do I accept my government’s definition of a terrorist organisation? Certainly not. Do I support the rights of the oppressed to resist their oppressor? Certainly yes. All in accordance with international law, which is not so easily corrupted by vested interests.
I take that’s a pre condition to speak out about anything. It’s sad and ridiculous at the same time, when you try to stand against a genocide, there is almost always anyone asking if you condemn Hamas. Like the genocide is legitimated.
Also the way the mass media put the burden of proof on anyone who tries to defend the Palestinians, while they cheer along a country armed to the teeth by the most powerful nation on earth.
There are two. Don't forget, the USA and Israel are technically different countries. Special relationship and all that. Special used to be slang for retarded back when I was a child, BTW.
Nobody has drawn attention to the Royal's new universal deterrent. They keep Andrew, as others do rat poison, in a dark cupboard the dogs can't get to. Then, when noises off are detected, they sprinkle him about. He detracts attention from other malodourous noisy stories. Corgis and Christmas are protected.
In the last Blackadder series, set in the trenches, Baldrick carved his own name on a bullet, as he was told that "somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it".
So if he already owned that bullet, he was safe from being shot.
As always, direct, pertinent and insightful. You never let us down ... I will you the holiday season you would wish for yourself and yours and thank you for your inimitable satire ... Take care. Stay safe.
I’m in trouble now, my eldest son married to a Chinese, and her best friend Ukrainian and her family lives in Moskou. How many spies, double agents and enemies are there in the bed(s) what I used to call my family?
Yeah there was talk of China having nukes the other day attempting to boost funding for the UK's armed forces, if we have any, and maybe update our leaky nuclear war head. We are definitely being fed Sinophobia by the US in prep for sanctions on China that will destroy us.
There is only one country in the world that is allowed to infiltrate our establishment, actually control our foreign policy, even if it breaks international law! But we don’t mention them here. I could be mistaken as a terrorist sympathiser and be thrown in jail over Christmas.
DO YOU CONDEMN HAMAS??
I condemn any form of terrorism, irrespective of who wages it. Do I accept my government’s definition of a terrorist organisation? Certainly not. Do I support the rights of the oppressed to resist their oppressor? Certainly yes. All in accordance with international law, which is not so easily corrupted by vested interests.
Indeed. I was trying to be ironic!
Ironic? You’ll be using satire next - I suspect you probably commit thought crimes too.
I take that’s a pre condition to speak out about anything. It’s sad and ridiculous at the same time, when you try to stand against a genocide, there is almost always anyone asking if you condemn Hamas. Like the genocide is legitimated.
Also the way the mass media put the burden of proof on anyone who tries to defend the Palestinians, while they cheer along a country armed to the teeth by the most powerful nation on earth.
Stupid question in this context, even more so with every letter in caps.
Err …. Sense of humour failure? It was clearly meant ironically.
WHY DO YOU WRITE IN CAPS???
lol. Are you trying to digitally yell like Helen Keller?
Jennifer was writing in caps because that question is usually yelled. (Because the people who ask it are usually asshats).
lol...they usually are, aren't they?
If I don't pay attention I sometimes WRITE IN CAPS, because the grandkids need my laptop for school work!
There are two. Don't forget, the USA and Israel are technically different countries. Special relationship and all that. Special used to be slang for retarded back when I was a child, BTW.
Fascinating how Israel is allowed to fund and manipulate without being called out by UK and US politicians.
Ah, but they're our friends (Establishment speak for "protect our financial interests")..
They effing own us, that's why. It is truly astounding.
Nobody has drawn attention to the Royal's new universal deterrent. They keep Andrew, as others do rat poison, in a dark cupboard the dogs can't get to. Then, when noises off are detected, they sprinkle him about. He detracts attention from other malodourous noisy stories. Corgis and Christmas are protected.
We always had the one in the military that we called a bullet magnet.
You wanted one in the troop as any shit was headed his way, not yours.
A bit like the logic of Baldricks bullet.
I've never heard of Baldrick's bullet. One to remember!
In the last Blackadder series, set in the trenches, Baldrick carved his own name on a bullet, as he was told that "somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it".
So if he already owned that bullet, he was safe from being shot.
Thanks. A story with wider implications! I must find ways to re-deploy them!
I just want to know what that Chinese spy did that was so terrible the Chinese government assigned him to Prince Andrew.
Brilliant!! :))))
As always, direct, pertinent and insightful. You never let us down ... I will you the holiday season you would wish for yourself and yours and thank you for your inimitable satire ... Take care. Stay safe.
Your writing brings me much joy.
What a refreshing blast of satire to consume along with my breakfast. Laura, you are a tonic. Thank you so much and Happy Christmas!
I always understood that in the UK, a ‘nonce’ is someone who has sexually assaulted children. Am sure that is the case.
Best one I've seen so far Laura, albeit a bit disconcerting.
Around here a 'nonce' is a prisoner who rapes other prisoners (as per Ronnie Kray), though I guess a Royal who rapes sex slaves would qualify.
Well, you learn something new everyday ☺️
Priceless commentary, Laura. 😂
I’m in trouble now, my eldest son married to a Chinese, and her best friend Ukrainian and her family lives in Moskou. How many spies, double agents and enemies are there in the bed(s) what I used to call my family?
Sad story, just when the Prince had found his Ying they took his Yang away... right before Xmass
🤣😂🤣
Yeah there was talk of China having nukes the other day attempting to boost funding for the UK's armed forces, if we have any, and maybe update our leaky nuclear war head. We are definitely being fed Sinophobia by the US in prep for sanctions on China that will destroy us.
What genius to use the hated Prince. https://jowaller.substack.com/p/sinophobia-in-the-british-msm-continues
That's a wonderful irony, poor Andrew once he was popular people loved him
and now he can't even have a Chinese friend