“It's unclear if Maxwell was planning to discuss the client list that doesn't exist, or the one that Obama faked.” Good news, Everyone! Both lists are now on AG Pam Bondi’s desk!
Trump is the BIGLIEST INNOCENT PRESIDENT EVER!!! NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEEN MORE INNOCENTLY INNOCENT!!!! NOT EVEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BIBI NETANYAHU, IS MORE INNOCENTER OF GENOCIDE THAN TRUMP IS OF BEING A LYING RAPEY PEDO!!!!!!!!
No no, you haven’t realised that due to the amount of love and care that benevolent President Trump has for his country, he has enlisted the help of two great and revered statesmen to help him. Mr. Putin who has extensive experience of deciding what is best for his country, even to wanting to enlarge it, and Mr. Netanyahu who is vastly experienced in protecting his country by using textbook revenge to ensure their future survival. With these three great and principled leaders to take care of us and our wonderful fair and just country, we should be grateful that “ Making America Great” is happening.
Viewed historically, Bibi and his Big Beautiful Bitch barely rate footnotes.
Putin, on the other hand, is a genuine Great Statesman. This has nothing to do with any notions of being good, nice, or democratic: great statesmen usually aren’t. The definition of a great statesman can be given as a national leader (Putin, Xi) or foreign minister (Talleyrand, Metternich, Kissinger, Lavrov) who steadfastly pursues the national interest as economically and non-violently as possible, preferring to work in the Chinese manner of persuasion, indirection: to win without fighting when possible, to contain and minimize warfare when necessary.
YOUR WELLCOME!!! I WILL NOT HAVE COMMITTED SUICIDE!!! I DO NOT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON AND DONALD TRUMPS HOT HAITIAN AFFAIR AND HAVE NO PICS I WONT SELL FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!;!!
THE list will show up somewhere years from now. Some rotting abandoned old house once owned by Prince Andrew or Bill Gates will be sold at auction and the new owners will find a box in the attic covered with mold and guess what is in it. THE LIST> Remember it took hundreds of years before they found King Richard III body in a car park. Even my car keys eventually turn up.
So refreshing to find a writer unconstrained by linearity! I am serious, not facetious. The future is just as causative as the past; what is due to happen compels just as unerringly as what already has (perhaps more so). Demise may be 'in-built' but its manifestations are apparent before they actually appear. Just look at Brylcream Starmer, and tell me you don't know how he'll end? Ghislaine will do whatever saves her bacon!
Heart attack while sitting on the bog for Starmer - a la Presley. It HAS to be something humiliating. Please! Maybe a heart attack wanking over Bibi's portrait. Whilst wearing a pink babygro.
What a tedious kerfuffle conveying this madam from her private island hideaway to perform in this ludicrous soap opera or was that a cheap body double as always? Celeb life is so demanding in the 21st century, don't you find?
Aaaa! What a surprise! She was smuggled away. 0oooo! I'm sooo pleased for Jeff 😆 who will now get good old company, and good old help too planning new flights, this time with no passenger lists....
“It's unclear if Maxwell was planning to discuss the client list that doesn't exist, or the one that Obama faked.” Good news, Everyone! Both lists are now on AG Pam Bondi’s desk!
i heard the professors voice (Futurama) when i read "Good News, Everyone!"
You might have actually saved her life with this article. What were you thinking?
(Brilliant and wry as always, one of the few sane writers left, thank you!!!)
That was my thought too!
Saved her life from what?
Trump is the BIGLIEST INNOCENT PRESIDENT EVER!!! NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEEN MORE INNOCENTLY INNOCENT!!!! NOT EVEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BIBI NETANYAHU, IS MORE INNOCENTER OF GENOCIDE THAN TRUMP IS OF BEING A LYING RAPEY PEDO!!!!!!!!
No no, you haven’t realised that due to the amount of love and care that benevolent President Trump has for his country, he has enlisted the help of two great and revered statesmen to help him. Mr. Putin who has extensive experience of deciding what is best for his country, even to wanting to enlarge it, and Mr. Netanyahu who is vastly experienced in protecting his country by using textbook revenge to ensure their future survival. With these three great and principled leaders to take care of us and our wonderful fair and just country, we should be grateful that “ Making America Great” is happening.
Viewed historically, Bibi and his Big Beautiful Bitch barely rate footnotes.
Putin, on the other hand, is a genuine Great Statesman. This has nothing to do with any notions of being good, nice, or democratic: great statesmen usually aren’t. The definition of a great statesman can be given as a national leader (Putin, Xi) or foreign minister (Talleyrand, Metternich, Kissinger, Lavrov) who steadfastly pursues the national interest as economically and non-violently as possible, preferring to work in the Chinese manner of persuasion, indirection: to win without fighting when possible, to contain and minimize warfare when necessary.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!1111
YOUR WELLCOME!!! I WILL NOT HAVE COMMITTED SUICIDE!!! I DO NOT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON AND DONALD TRUMPS HOT HAITIAN AFFAIR AND HAVE NO PICS I WONT SELL FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!;!!
Ooops! Satire. Now I know. I read the first sentence and started fuming.
Wow! Well done.
THE list will show up somewhere years from now. Some rotting abandoned old house once owned by Prince Andrew or Bill Gates will be sold at auction and the new owners will find a box in the attic covered with mold and guess what is in it. THE LIST> Remember it took hundreds of years before they found King Richard III body in a car park. Even my car keys eventually turn up.
Laura, You keep Me in hysterics! Thank You!!!
Thanks for this FuturistFunereal piece. Truly brain scrambling in its elegance. Goes well with all those names on that list they keep talking about.
She'll be burp... pardoned by Trump soon
That should push the last Maga sheeple totally over the cliff edge.
Sometimes the satire is written so well that it’s hard to tell.
So refreshing to find a writer unconstrained by linearity! I am serious, not facetious. The future is just as causative as the past; what is due to happen compels just as unerringly as what already has (perhaps more so). Demise may be 'in-built' but its manifestations are apparent before they actually appear. Just look at Brylcream Starmer, and tell me you don't know how he'll end? Ghislaine will do whatever saves her bacon!
Heart attack while sitting on the bog for Starmer - a la Presley. It HAS to be something humiliating. Please! Maybe a heart attack wanking over Bibi's portrait. Whilst wearing a pink babygro.
What a tedious kerfuffle conveying this madam from her private island hideaway to perform in this ludicrous soap opera or was that a cheap body double as always? Celeb life is so demanding in the 21st century, don't you find?
More accurate than FUX or CNN. The MSM's predictions never come true.
Trump's period of mourning will be either 2 weeks or 50 days.
Reality continues its strong attempt to0 outdo satire.
Witness Protection Program ASAP
Aaaa! What a surprise! She was smuggled away. 0oooo! I'm sooo pleased for Jeff 😆 who will now get good old company, and good old help too planning new flights, this time with no passenger lists....
Gee! I guess they won't need the list Ghislaine left with me just before her arrest...