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DocHollywood's avatar

“It's unclear if Maxwell was planning to discuss the client list that doesn't exist, or the one that Obama faked.” Good news, Everyone! Both lists are now on AG Pam Bondi’s desk!

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Pauline P Schneider's avatar

You might have actually saved her life with this article. What were you thinking?

(Brilliant and wry as always, one of the few sane writers left, thank you!!!)

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Jim's avatar

Trump is the BIGLIEST INNOCENT PRESIDENT EVER!!! NO PRESIDENT HAS EVER BEEN MORE INNOCENTLY INNOCENT!!!! NOT EVEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BIBI NETANYAHU, IS MORE INNOCENTER OF GENOCIDE THAN TRUMP IS OF BEING A LYING RAPEY PEDO!!!!!!!!

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Charkate's avatar

Wow! Well done.

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Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Laura, You keep Me in hysterics! Thank You!!!

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

Thanks for this FuturistFunereal piece. Truly brain scrambling in its elegance. Goes well with all those names on that list they keep talking about.

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dorothy slater's avatar

THE list will show up somewhere years from now. Some rotting abandoned old house once owned by Prince Andrew or Bill Gates will be sold at auction and the new owners will find a box in the attic covered with mold and guess what is in it. THE LIST> Remember it took hundreds of years before they found King Richard III body in a car park. Even my car keys eventually turn up.

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Frances Leader's avatar

What a tedious kerfuffle conveying this madam from her private island hideaway to perform in this ludicrous soap opera or was that a cheap body double as always? Celeb life is so demanding in the 21st century, don't you find?

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MrHyde's avatar

Sometimes the satire is written so well that it’s hard to tell.

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Philippa Rees's avatar

So refreshing to find a writer unconstrained by linearity! I am serious, not facetious. The future is just as causative as the past; what is due to happen compels just as unerringly as what already has (perhaps more so). Demise may be 'in-built' but its manifestations are apparent before they actually appear. Just look at Brylcream Starmer, and tell me you don't know how he'll end? Ghislaine will do whatever saves her bacon!

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Wayne C's avatar

Damn it! My wife is telling me I have to wear a bib now while reading Laura’s posts because I keep spitting my tea all over.

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Michael Englander's avatar

Witness Protection Program ASAP

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Jerry Latsko's avatar

Reality continues its strong attempt to0 outdo satire.

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Explorer's avatar

Aaaa! What a surprise! She was smuggled away. 0oooo! I'm sooo pleased for Jeff 😆 who will now get good old company, and good old help too planning new flights, this time with no passenger lists....

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john king (MY HUMBLE OPINION)'s avatar

More accurate than FUX or CNN. The MSM's predictions never come true.

Trump's period of mourning will be either 2 weeks or 50 days.

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