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Adrian Bergeron's avatar

Brutal, and yet probably the most positive spin on his 'life' - such as it was - that we will see.

Dr.Who's avatar

“…but what matters is that he has tongue-kissed that fucking wall, over and over again.”

😂

Rebel Nun's avatar

As an American, I approve this level of insult!! You can’t get too low for this man. I have to speak up on behalf of slugs, however; they don’t deserve the comparison.

Once again, you give me hope, Laura. Someone, somewhere, is not stupid.

And since you’re getting briefs from heaven, hell, and the US Congress, could you tell us where Mitch McConnell is?

Andre Shumpert's avatar

Apparently Hell quickly vomited out Lindsey Graham. Well US earthlings have many more unappealing red capped stenchies to cast away. It’s barely breathable here and we’re just getting started. Hell needs to seriously up its game because immoral earth has already trumped the bowels of Babylon with poisonous thiels of musk from our millers.

Cath Millage's avatar

Truly, one of your best! This particular satire ripples with so much truth it actually flows like a real obituary! Lindsay certainly gave us much to mock, praise be! now that his kind of evil has left the building. 🐌

Abhishek Singh Chauhan's avatar

His political legacy sinks like a corpse left out in winter — frozen, foul, and heavy with the stench of decisions critics say fed on human suffering. Gaza made his rhetoric a symbol of empathy butchered and tossed aside. His fall stands as a bleak warning: when compassion dies, everything you build turns to ash, and history remembers only the wreckage.

Peter Sire's avatar

It speaks well of hell that it is more discriminating than the US Senate as to whom it admits

Bluebirdsnest's avatar

This reminds me of the South Park episode where Satan is planning his birthday and says he can’t invite P Diddy because he tends to take it too far at parties 🫣

Adeel Mirza's avatar

The fact that the Devil wouldn't let him into Hell sums it all up...

William Bowles's avatar

So, he wasn’t wiped out in drone factory?

Martin's avatar

That is the real story, the heart attack line is the spin, the lie, the cover-up. He was taken out by Russian missiles whilst visiting a drone manufacturing site which he had given his energies to, after all, how can this monster have a heart attack, it is one organ his body never contained. Either way ... good ridance.

William Bowles's avatar

I’d like to think it’s true

Sue Barrow's avatar

That's absolutely right - he was just like a slimy slug. The comparison is spot on. A cartoon picture would be good - a Jabba the Hutt look alike

John Wright's avatar

His heart was so full of hate that it burst. A bit more hate for Russians is all it took.

Robyn's avatar

This is a fantastic ‘tribute’ to Lady Graham. What a horrible, vile person it was.

X K's avatar

Slashing. Stinging. Sarcastic. Superlative. My contributions weaker in comparison but apropos I believe for both his and Mitch McConnell's obituaries:

"Did more than his fair share of damage to the nation."

"As ye sow so shall ye reek."

Medical Truth Podcast's avatar

Thank you for writing a brutally honest article on Ms. Lindsay, he was spotted at Disney World several months ago with an unidentified child and was allegedly at the top of the Epstein list! A war mongering psychopath!! Ms. Lindsay put the "Turd" in RepubTurd's that is the politician's not the people who vote RepubTurd!! And of Course we cannot forget the Feckless DemonRat Politician's!!