Millions of impressionable voters will soon be heading to the polls, dreaming of saving the planet, hugging trees, and finally getting proportional representation.
Oh, I badly needed this today, and it did not disappoint! It is scary to think that an honestly good person might actually be successful in UK politics. Next I'll have to rethink my dismissal of the tooth fairy...
I have to admit I have genuinely been out of the news for a year or two (life is what happens when you’re busy making plans etc) but in light of your post I’m definitely going to read up on this scumbag.
Either that or I’ll lobotomise myself and google “how do I vote for Farage when he’s clearly another grifting c…”
The really sad thing is plenty of voters will believe this is all true. I hope Starmer, Farage and their goons don't read this otherwise they'll use it all as talking points.
Oh, I badly needed this today, and it did not disappoint! It is scary to think that an honestly good person might actually be successful in UK politics. Next I'll have to rethink my dismissal of the tooth fairy...
To be fair, Stockport Library Services were overly aggressive in the 80's. I blame the milk board.
Other shocking scandal: Zack has empathy.
haha i love your sense of humor
I'm a member of Extinction Rebellion, I suppose that automatically makes me antisemitic. Or was that breathing?
A self name-hating Jew eh. Outrageous!
Got me in the first half, cheers!
I have to admit I have genuinely been out of the news for a year or two (life is what happens when you’re busy making plans etc) but in light of your post I’m definitely going to read up on this scumbag.
Either that or I’ll lobotomise myself and google “how do I vote for Farage when he’s clearly another grifting c…”
Ta x
Love it! Zack gives back. May the mamdani spirit infect London.
Holy shit! Zack was born on my birthday🤣 I follow him on BlueSky. I really think he's a good person 💚
well, if he was born on your birthday, that's all the proof we need that he is a wrong un!
Oh, for sure🤣
The really sad thing is plenty of voters will believe this is all true. I hope Starmer, Farage and their goons don't read this otherwise they'll use it all as talking points.
So can I take it you'll be voting Green tomorrow, Laura??
Brilliant as ever from Normal Island News!
Hahahaha!! Good reading!