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Sir Enoch Starmer promises to drown the babies of immigrants to win over Reform voters

Reform voters say it's a start, but it's not enough

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Normal Island News
May 16, 2025
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After consulting with a focus group of reactionary idiots, Sir Keir Starmer has decided to be more racist than ever to win you over! Isn’t this exciting?

As you probably know, the prime minister’s approval rating is even lower than that of the Tory leader whose name you probably can’t remember: Kemi what’s-er-face? Um, Badenoch, I think. Honestly, it’s h…

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