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Matt Kiszka's avatar

This guy is the ultimate zionist puppet. Didn't he lead a witch hunt against left wing anti zionists in his own party? He's taking money away from disabled ppl while flooding israel with cash.

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Roy Morrison's avatar

Starmer is such a huge disappointment to me, I voted Labour to get rid of the Tories but he’s no adopted their racist agenda. He’s also afraid of Reform

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Matt Kiszka's avatar

The only thing he won't jettison is zionism. Everything else is up for discussion. He's like a younger biden

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Elisabeth Murray's avatar

"Sir Enoch Starmer" Brilliant and sadly accurate. Equally deeply disappointed by his attitude to the genocide in Gaza. His moral compass is missing presumed dead.

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William Bowles's avatar

Starmer is a literal servant of capitalist, security state, bought and paid for, initially to neutralise Corbyn. Words are inadequate to describe just how evil Starmer is, he's a stain on humanity.

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A.P. Murphy's avatar

The second time as farce

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William Bowles's avatar

If only it were a laughing matter but it ain't!

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Rebel Nun's avatar

Excellent reference!

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A.P. Murphy's avatar

Thanks, I wish it weren’t possible to make fun of Starmer’s Labour in this way, but sadly this is where we are…

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ikester8's avatar

"A shirtless Sir Enoch Starmer has scheduled a press conference for tomorrow morning to announce his latest policy update." Can't wait! XD

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SeatonQuine's avatar

Now Laura, I really must insist that you refrain from this childish 'misnaming' of our Prime Minister. Even if he is a complete tw*t he IS a Peer of the Realm, and it doesn't do any good to make up silly names, it just makes you look childish.

I realise there are certain issues with some of the viewpoints Sir Oswald holds, but we should look at the package as a whole and in particular in these post-Brexit times consider the value of having a Prime Minister with such close rapprochement with "La Duca" in Italy and the German Chancellor.

Give Sir Oswald a chance!

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Joanna Milne 🏺's avatar

I’m incredibly disappointed by this too. The issue isn’t immigration, it is people’s pockets. And a more diluted version of Reform won’t win over Reform voters or trad Labour supporters. I hope he changes tack or we will lose the next election to Farage

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Thomas Cleary's avatar

I have a feeling that the Greens and Lib Dems will do quite fine.

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soulstar's avatar

Thank you! With the help of laughter, I could more easily swallow the bitter truth!

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Larry's avatar

Disgusting monster

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Baz's avatar

Starmer makes my skin crawl and I don’t even have any in the game.

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Thomas Cleary's avatar

Starmer seems to think that his desperate political ambitions call for desperate measures. Good luck on the tittie tattoo. It just might hurt a bit.

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Graeme Bird's avatar

We don’t want to be demonising Enoch Powell.

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Kent Murphy's avatar

The excerpt below reminds me of Maggie Thatcher, who I witnessed - circa 1990 - more than once say - into microphones and in front of cameras - "It's not that you do something, it's that you APPEAR to do something."

I thought "Wow, she's saying, right out front, that she's not going to do anything, she's just going to fool people.

Unbelievable. Nothing changes.

Excerpt:

Obviously, Sir Keir Starmer cares deeply about winning the next election, which is why he is doing none of the things that would make your life better. What the prime minister needs is a plan that does not make your life better but makes you feel like it does.

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Paul Cormican's avatar

Lets party like we're in Motley Crue.

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damien flinter's avatar

"... Tory leader whose name you probably can’t remember: Kemi what’s-er-face?"

Course I can...its Badenough. But then, she has several faces.

The other £abor@Tory is run by a Shirkier Starmtrooper.

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SeatonQuine's avatar

Ironically isn't it Bad Enoch? I was assuming that was what gave Sir Oswald (or Moriarty McVitie) the idea.

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