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Patricia O’Keefe's avatar

Brilliant as ever Laura 👏

nancy knox-bierman's avatar

deliciously sarcastic!!

susan cartwright's avatar

Laura is incredible.

David Shaw's avatar

Normal island News has once again excelled itself as the ‘Voice of Choice’ 😂

Dan O’Neill's avatar

I have lived for years across the road from a stately home - the grounds of which were 'acquired' from the locals by invading Normans. I have decided that i shall now 'liberate' the estate back into indigenous ownership. The lord is elderly so can be easily disposed of. I think it's only right we revert to the previous order.

Franz Kafka's avatar

I believe the word for that kind of thing in the 'Rules-based international order' is now 'eviction'.

Angelina's avatar

expropriation and eviction, please be precise:-)

Angelina's avatar

And impose heavy reparations on his lordship

NonZionistWorld's avatar

Fantastic article, just read and laughed very loud, which is needed today.🙏🏽

Sean Griobhtha's avatar

“The US has committed or attempted regime change around the world, but never more frequently than in Latin America. Almost every country in Central and South America has suffered via US regime change. Even recently the CIA has been extra busy attempting to turn over Venezuela into US hands. Cuba has endured imperialism over the years, only finally to end up staying socialist via revolution against corruption from US corporate interests. The US assassinates, or attempts to assassinate, leaders that don’t kiss US corporate ass. It has nothing to do with socialism, per se, but everything to do with US corporate money interests… but you can never tell a colonial power that they don’t own what they’ve stolen.”

https://griobhtha1.substack.com/p/x-rubicon-lies-and-damned-lies

Gary S's avatar

Spot on! US has been the spiteful vicious bully in the Americas playground for decades!

Liana Chenoweth Kornfield's avatar

Mossad has been as busy as the CIA in all those regime changes in the Americas , hand in glove. And they are much more experienced and proficient in the art of assassination because of their advanced, live tested surveillance technology. Admired for their ruthlessness and hired all around the world by the multinational imperial Powers That Be.

David Korabell's avatar

I'm wonder who's next? Cuba, Colombia, Greenland?

I suppose I should check in with the betting agents to get the best info.

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/how-a-trader-betted-on-maduros-downfall-and-made-a-profit-of-3-93-crores-10323191

Angelina's avatar

Panama? It was a very suspicious silence about "our" canal...

Silvana Briand's avatar

Don't forget Canada!

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Rebel Nun's avatar

Russia (as the USSR) years ago abandoned Cuba to the machinations of the US, to their eternal shame. I worry about Cuba, as I have my whole life.

Angelina's avatar

"Russia (as the USSR) years ago abandoned Cuba" - because it was trying to survive as is.

Rebel Nun's avatar

True. The Cuban economy, and people, were devastated for years when Russia stopped buying their sugar, but Russia would have been hit badly by the US if they hadn’t. I understand, but no one standing up to the US out of fear for themselves is how we got to this brink of world fascism. All together, we have to.

Angelina's avatar

Given that right before Maduro was captured, there were negotiations between the US and Russia. I won't be surprised if it was Ukraine for Venezuela exchange.

PauloCymru's avatar

Starmer has announced that he can confirm that he is neither able nor unable to express his like nor dislike of marmite

gypsy33's avatar

Hey!

We got dibs on China to kidnap Trump!

ikester8's avatar

The more the merrier!

Lisa Savage's avatar

"ready to go along with whatever excuse Trump comes up with to annex Greenland. I hear Hezbollah is running a narco-trafficking ring there. Just remember, you heard it here first."

I suppose we've all seen the tweet by National Security Advisor Stephen Miller's wife Katie which shared a map of Greenland covered with the U.S. flag and one word: SOON. https://x.com/KatieMiller/status/2007541679293944266

Baz's avatar

Greenland and the poles would be nice too🤪

Chris Hale's avatar

Spot on as usual. It is difficult to satirise a situation that is already beyond belief. 🤡

damien flinter's avatar

"I hear Hezbollah is running a narco-trafficking ring there." (Greenland)

Aha...I knew there had to be a connection to the nefarious Palestine Action and their dastardly plot to undermine our £oya£ corporate mercenary genocidal a££i€$.

I'll take your cast-iron hearsay as proof positive.

David Elliott's avatar

Personally I suspect you’re in cahoots with DJT. I mean he provides you with SOO much quality material. And he’s only just getting started!

David Elliott's avatar

Trump is not satire. Trump is calculated bullying and buffoonery. That’s why Norma’s satire work so well.

Silvana Briand's avatar

Unfortunately as a living satire, djt makes her job more difficult. How does one satirize satire itself?

Dillon's avatar

Does winning an election with less than 40% of the votes make the winner illegitimate? Asking for a friend.

Jane Lennie's avatar

It's always been legitimate in the UK.

Elizabeth Chandler's avatar

One of the advantages of the “First past the post “ system of voting . It was the first question asked by our Government lecturer at the Sydney Teachers College course I attended . Is the “First Past the Post “ system a fair way of achieving a fair result ? Why , or why not ? He brilliantly explained the difference in potential outcomes between that system and preferential voting .

Baz's avatar

“World Cup 2026 will go ahead like Hitler’s Olympics,” Oof.

Panjandrum's avatar

“ The prime minister removed his tongue from Trump’s shoe just long enough to make a brief statement ” —- was it Trump’s shoe or …..

Simon Folkard's avatar

Oh come on Xi, it's not that bad!

Franz Kafka's avatar

For a psychopath like Sir Queer Stormtruper, "safe and peaceful" means 'everyone dies but me.'