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Nemo Halperin's avatar

But if we helped everyone in need there would be no money for the billionaires 4th or 6th private jets? What kind of extreme cruelty is that!

DILLIGAF?IDO's avatar

"Are you tired of being a burden on hardworking billionaires? Has your quadriplegia made you too lazy to find a job? Have you considered euthanasia to help improve your country? Fulfil your patriotic duty today and remove yourself from the benefits bill forever! If our brave men can throw themselves into trenches, it’s the very least you can do!

That was a sneak preview of Labour’s next party political broadcast by the way."

Barely satire! :o)

FYI Laura - I have been trying to contact you - you know you can get help with Disability benefits for your son? x

William Bowles's avatar

"FYI Laura - I have been trying to contact you - you know you can get help with Disability benefits for your son?"

Good luck with that

DILLIGAF?IDO's avatar

I agree its a tedious process but the eligibility is clear and it is not means tested.

Jennifer Akdemir's avatar

Neoliberal Labour Tory Reform - three cheeks of the same monstrous arse.

Rebel Nun's avatar

A salute to Monty Python! I bow in homage!

Steven Hutchinson's avatar

All ( sarcasm has become the truth) absolutely and frighteningly correct.

William Bowles's avatar

Will we ever learn? Not in 140 years!

“There — it sickens one to have to wade through this grimy sea of opportunism. What a spectacle of shuffling, lies, vacillation and imbecility does this Game Political offer to us? I cannot conclude without an earnest appeal to those Socialists, of whatever section, who may be drawn towards the vortex of Parliamentarism, to think better of it while there is yet time.

“If we ally ourselves to any of the presen[t] parties they will only use us as a cat’s-paw; and on the other hand, if by any chance a Socialist slips through into Parliament, he will do so at the expense of leaving his principles behind him; he will certainly not be returned as a Socialist, but as something else; what else is hard to say. As I have written before in these columns, Parliament is going just the way we would have it go. Our masters are feeling very uncomfortable under the awkward burden of GOVERNMENT, and do not know what to do, since their sole aim is to govern from above. Do not let us help them by taking part in their game. Whatever concessions may be necessary to the progress of the Revolution can be wrung out of them at least as easily by extra-Parliamentary pressure, which can be exercised without losing one particle of those principles which are the treasure and hope of Revolutionary Socialists.” — William Morris, the Commonweal, Volume 1, Number 10, November 1885, p. 93.

A. Nonymous's avatar

I notice The Observer is advising that in attempting to dissuade Trump from ending the Russia-Ukraine war der Stürmer - oops, I mean Starmer - should eschew factual argument and focus on being a grovelling sycophant. It's vitally important he succeeds because leaving any Ukrainians alive would be "giving in to Putin".

https://www.dumptheguardian.com/politics/2025/feb/23/starmer-trump-putin-white-house-meeting

I think Sir Keir has got this.

Lisa's avatar

Sir Keir's already so far up t'rump, that he called Starmer, "Nice".

Surely TOGETHER, they'll force Ukraine to surrender to annexation, AND kill all Ukrainians.

A. Nonymous's avatar

"Sir Keir's already so far up t'rump, that he called Starmer, "Nice"."

At least he plays to his strengths. If you're holding a hammer everything looks like a nail. I guess if you're an inveterate arse kisser everything looks like an arse, especially if you're looking at Trump.

"Surely TOGETHER, they'll force Ukraine to surrender to annexation, AND kill all Ukrainians."

The strategy is more ambitious than that.

The idea is that when Putin inevitably conquers all of Europe all he wins is a radioactive wasteland.

Ha, ha, ha! It will serve him right!

Philippa Rees's avatar

Your rapier has been newly whetted! I suppose that's what happens when a hair's breadth separates life and death! Soon, you will be vilified as a disguised Palestinian!

Craig Maciolek's avatar

"Flag-shagging" 😂😂😂

Hilly Burford's avatar

The Labour party started with Keir Hardy and ends with Keir Starmer.. Tragic!

Mark Keating's avatar

Thought you were headed towards Keir Laurel for a moment.

Adeel Mirza's avatar

This is what happens when we become the United Kingdom of Israel.

Ian's avatar

Jewnited Kingdom

Pietro Wislon's avatar

The UK's kids and future generations will love and support "under martial law Azov Ukraine" forever, or at least 100 years, its official!

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-and-ukraine-sign-landmark-100-year-partnership-to-deepen-security-ties-and-strengthen-partnership-for-future-generations

Rebel Nun's avatar

This is disturbing.

MsP's avatar

Wow thats very interesting. Has there been any press on this in the UK?

Penelope Prill's avatar

Sarcasm has become our reality.

The Revolution Continues's avatar

"Just remember to blame Corbyn for Starmer’s failures."

Yes, when you have no one left to blame, go and blame it all on Jeremy Corbyn! Isn't that always the protocol of neoliberals? It can't ever be their fault, and it kills two birds with one stone when you blame your former rival. Cowardly Keir Starmer!

Nicky Solomon's avatar

The question is where and when do all these leaders meet up to discuss their next tactic ? They must be in some clandestine globalist group . Zoom meetings ?

Guy's avatar

WEF (Writhing Economic Frivolity) and the fiddly G(-spot) intergovernmental summits?😏😁