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Lisa Savage's avatar

Yet again I feel that I only understand current events after reading your response to them!

TruthMatters's avatar

Laughing very loud, cheers!

JP McEvoy's avatar

Remember the Liberty! 🇺🇸

Rebel Nun's avatar

And the King David Hotel!

Jill Azzouzi's avatar

And the british embassy in rome. And the bomb in london that didn't go off properly. And 911. And the Argentina embassy.

Rebel Nun's avatar

Thank you.

And the JFK assassination.

william R 8647's avatar

And the 1983 Beirut Marine barracks bombing where Israel didn't warn American intelligence.

Mossad knew the make and model truck that would be used in the suicide bombing, but allowed it to happen because they felt US intelligence to be inferior and needing to learn a lesson.

Bill Beeby's avatar

Laughing out loud , brilliant with some truth in there as well .

Chris's avatar

I suggest sending israel a strongly worded cancellation of the daily gift of $10.4 MILLION taxpayer-borrowed dollars.

Feral Finster's avatar

$10M is chicken feed in the scheme of things.

Martin's avatar

It buys you one slightly used Merkava

Panjandrum's avatar

Legit, I cannot make out this time if Laura is satirising. It’s real life of the TV series of Yes Minister with Sir Humphrey et al. I have no time to ascertain the facts but I am convinced in this case Normal Island News is onto the truth.

EnchantéDeMort's avatar

I've made two really cool 'Faux-King Fascists' high res posters for NO KINGS protests in US and UK using some free images. Happy to share the files with anyone who would like them.

https://substack.com/home/post/p-191630148 to download.

martin's avatar

no kings protest in uk, yet no image of the actual king of the uk?

EnchantéDeMort's avatar

I take your point. In the US people have noted that Stephen Miller is a glaring omission also (Farage having no relevance there) but as I made the posters using free images that had been shared by someone else online, I really only added the headers. If there had been images of the king or Miller or Orban I would have made use of those also, with relish.

Baz's avatar

Nice work - pop in one of the English king too just for added sauce.

Are you familiar with the work of Mr Fish?

Mitch Ritter's avatar

If you don't trademark "Faux-King Fascists" first da Trumpster & NYC Attorney General Rudy Giuliani will!

I'd hate to see a reprise of streaming hair color dye on a hot day under press conference lights such as this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUlpJjR8rkU

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"At 11.24am EST on Saturday morning, CNN projected a Biden victory, Donald Trump played golf and the Trump campaign set up a press conference in a gardening firm's yard by an adult bookstore and a crematorium. This is the story of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping from start to finish."

Takes proper British BBC anchorman recap to capture all the Monty Python comes to Long Island & NYC politics...The George Soros cameo gilds this urban politics lily....Where's Boots Riley when we need him? (Why, Oakland of course!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hesissxRP8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsw9jYU_rJI

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Negotiate!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbUDSxJFsDA

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Especially at Four Seasons Landscaping (rather than Luxury Hotel....)

Corey Lewandoski remembers, if Commander In Chief da Trumpster is already hazy on details....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loQdYh_W8uo

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Baz's avatar

Was that a pocket comment Mitch?

Mitch Ritter's avatar

I'm not an owner or even much of a user of (borrowed) smart phones, so I've got to own up to being the idiot typist if you are critiquing any or all of my written comments. The more specific you are in charging me with some offense, the better chance I've got for making genuine amends, if possible. Tio Mitchito, TM

Baz's avatar

No offence Mitch - just pulling your leg a little.

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Intelligence agencies who require instructions to lie. Now there's a new one.

Veritam's avatar

Now you see why Israeli lobby and media falsely labelled Corbyn an anti-Semite

TS's avatar
Mar 22Edited

I thought they turfed out Cornyn because he is a republican; the Queen was in decline and they absolutely could not have anyone suggesting that now might be a good time to remove the parasitic family from the British state. Too much at stake! The people controlling one of the largest fortunes on the planet, the Crown Estate, will not let that happen. My bet is most if not all of the Labour members purged are republicans.

Granted, there could have been more than one purpose served, but preserving The Succession was key.

Veritam's avatar

They incessantly called Corbyn an antisemitism te in all media. So much that he was removed from the Labour party and is now an independent MP (after spending over 40 years in the labour party). The Forde report (published to look into antisemitism in the labour party) found that there was zero basis for labelling Corbyn an antisemite). The damage was already done and there was NO apology in any of the media. Disgusting witch hunt by Zionists - which has shown their true agenda. Corbyn has been an outspoken supporter of Palestine his entire life - he still demonstrates today.

TS's avatar

Yes, Corbyn's antisemitism consists entirely of his support for Palestine. And I believe the zionist lobbies are doing their utmost to make support for Palestine illegal "because it is antisemitism." Aren't there a bunch of people in Britain facing 14 years in prison for holding up signs that say they support the non-violent Palestine Action group?

J. Lashley's avatar

I have seen enough brit media to know that as bad as things are in America, we have a long way to go to reach British levels of insanity passing itself off as journalism.

TS's avatar

It's a matter of scale; we have five times the population spread out over 19,000 times the area. We're harder to herd. Though the consolidation of media, the removal of the Fairness Act, and all the paid influencers, starting with Rush Limbaugh, are certain making inroads.

Adeel Mirza's avatar

it makes sense that Israel attacked Diego Garcia. They will target anything for their Amalek doctrine.

The Devil IsRael. The Antichrist.

Fredd88's avatar

And he better.

What does he do for a living? What are his skills in life?

Other then making sure the jews feet are licked clean.

roger hawcroft's avatar

You continue to outdo yourself. Thank you for perspective, compassion horror at the horror and the ability to cast light with humour where there is none.

Jim's avatar

Once again, brilliant!

jonny jon's avatar

Sadly, gone are the days when, one was dead and gone, now we have the start of resurrections on demand.

Susanne's avatar

You’ve been played Kier.

David Latin's avatar

Brilliant again Laura! You keep us steering straight through the fog of war.