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The war on Christmas has reached its inevitable conclusion

This is deeply upsetting...

Laura
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Normal Island News
Dec 25, 2024
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Just a quick message because I’m really drunk… Okay, that was a lie! I’m not cool enough to be drunk, it’s just that I want to get back to playing with my VR headset (my kids seem to think I bought it for them).

Before I play I Am Cat, I just wanted to let you know that working class children have been left without presents this year as the war on Christ…

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