The war on Christmas has reached its inevitable conclusion

This is deeply upsetting...

Just a quick message because I’m really drunk… Okay, that was a lie! I’m not cool enough to be drunk, it’s just that I want to get back to playing with my VR headset (my kids seem to think I bought it for them).

Before I play I Am Cat, I just wanted to let you know that working class children have been left without presents this year as the war on Christ…