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steve rensch's avatar

I took in six refugees today. They all claimed to be my children and wanted to know where their presents were.

Baz's avatar

There must be some mistake - shouldn’t some IDF soldiers be having a game of footy with those Hamas guys in the buffer zone of northern Gaza?

Baz's avatar

Ah crap, I forgot ceasefires aren’t allowed in this one.

Don Pato’s Musings's avatar

Burning Bush Here! Need to get a message to Palestine but those fucking Zionist's literally already burned all the bushes in Gaza. What the fuck are you humans doing allowing this shit anyways?

DILLIGAF?IDO's avatar

"Ignoring the plight of refugees is truly the message of Christmas, as confirmed by our great prophet, the Easter bunny x"

Merry Christmas Laura, and to confirm this, shops in the UK will have stocks of Easter Eggs on the shelves come January 6th. Because chocolate is a great sop for the soul, don'tchaknow?

Have a good one.

J C's avatar

Thank you, Laura. ☺️

Joy to a World that hates and bombs people to bring profits for demockracy!

damien flinter's avatar

Satan gets a bad press to divert from the predations of the KKKri$tian$.

salahuddin c's avatar

Thank you for another piece that allowed ne a tight lipped smile as I ate my fourth mince pie. Have a great Xmas and healthy and successful 2026 for you and the family....and lots more cutting articles on the Zionist heroes and their supine supporters who have made 2024 so awfully memorable.

Hetty in Scotchland ;-)'s avatar

2026, that is a long way away indeed... ;-)

Olly Duke's avatar

When I stuff my face with turkey and Xmas cake, and play idiotic games with the family I hate (but am supposed to love), what the fuck do I care about children being run over by bulldozers in Gaza? C’mon, it’s Christmas!!!

Maggie JK's avatar

Yesterday I saw a video of cats eating people in Gaza. I wonder if Americans would care if we started talking about the poor starving animals who are forced to eat people.

The pets are eating the people and American’s are covering their eyes and ears while screaming “Don’t salt the vibes!!”

Maggie JK's avatar

Maybe this comment was a little too much for the holiday season, maybe I’m a little traumatized by the video that I didn’t scroll by.

Baz's avatar

Yep, way too much for ANY season but isn’t that the nature of a genocide? - perhaps that’s why so many decent folk look away.

DILLIGAF?IDO's avatar

So true. But that's why we need to know, so people can't just look away.

Doc Ellis 124's avatar

@Maggie JK

I tried to find that video and failed. Do you have a link?

Irfan A Khan's avatar

I think I have downloaded it for keepsake. I will post it on my Facebook and post the link here if I can dig it out of the rubble.

Cill Sleibhe's avatar

Nollaig Shona Laura K

Thanks for keeping me sane and up to date with what's actually going on these last 2 years

Stephen Lambert's avatar

Laura, thank you for reminding people about the real world we live in today.

I disagree with one aspect of the above story, that is the inclusion of muslims as being among the enemies of Christmas. Some US/ zionist "islamic" ISIS type muslims may be against Christmas but the vast majority of muslims i know have no problem sending 'Happy Christmas" messages. The "happy holiday" messages seem to come from "liberal" or woke friends who think the way not to offenders anybody is to acknowledge anyone's beliefs, especially their own, the exact opposite of inclusion.

Rebel Nun's avatar

I’m quite sure that our sainted Laura was being sarcastic there, mouthing the words of the ignorant Islamophobes.

Stephen Lambert's avatar

Maybe, elen better if you are right but many people might take it as it is and assume everything and anybody is behind the sanitisation of Christ out of Christmas other than the satanic zionist cult that is behind most of the destruction of morals of all kinds.

Lisa Dixon's avatar

Brilliant, tragically, brilliant

The Revolution Continues's avatar

"I thought we agreed today is not the day to care about the less fortunate, unless we can use them as fodder in our culture war."

Bingo! Capitalism--the West's true religion--is all about not caring for those who can't help the profit margins. Happy Accumulation of More Unnecessary Material Goods Day!

RakB's avatar

"exchange ridiculously expensive shit that we don’t need so we can feel closer to God" --- 🤣😂so funny!

stephanieb's avatar

Had no clue continuing on to the palatable sarcasm of the comments section could be uplifting, or at least sustaining. What a holiday.