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Val D. Phillips's avatar

Brava, Laura. You really nailed it with this. So glad Lord Voldemort was available.

Frank Macskasy's avatar

Were Lex Luthor, General Franco, and the Supreme Dalek too busy?! 🤷‍♂️

Rebel Nun's avatar

Yes, running the US Congress.

Rebel Nun's avatar

😢😆😫😆😢😆😭You’re making me seasick, Laura. Keep it up. Don’t let us rest. We have to do the impossible.

Judy Haiven's avatar

Brilliant -- and don't leave out PM Carney from my sell out country -- Canada. He's on the team!

Adeel Mirza's avatar

The Devil IsRael. The Antichrist. And Blair is defo a disciple.

Steve Carmo's avatar

MINT!

Martin's avatar

Poor Gazans. Deserted by the world. At the mercy of liars, cheats and murderers. Evil rules the day.

Massimo's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lenny Cavallaro's avatar

Let us not forget Stephen Miller. As Trump's highest-ranking Jewish Nazi, he surely deserves a place at the table, but for some reason I do not see his name on your rogue's gallery roster.

That said, though, I agree that Blair, Kushner, and Rubio are eminently qualified (particularly mass-murderer Blair), and Trump also wants Milei (his $20 billion man) and Turkey's Erdogan (an acknowledged expert on keeping journalists in line) on that Board of Shame.

DEREK HANDS's avatar

All those appointed could be teaching Satan higher education lessons. I heard “Israel” is where he goes to get that.

Frank Macskasy's avatar

"...given he spends 50% of his time napping. "

And 25% golfing, and remaining 25% raping Minnesota.

Baz's avatar

Sure that’s not BORED OF PEACE Laura? The war machine never sleeps.

Vin LoPresti's avatar

No worries. El Maestro of Mediocrity, Little Marco is there to counsel Tony's every move. Marco's become the conduit for Trump's fried brain, and he'll convey the simple words Tony can understand — coming from Miriam Adelson and Larry Ellison through the holes in Trump's brain: "HEEL, Tony".

Michael P Peck's avatar

Can anyone say if Rubio's self-deportation from Cuba was ethnic cleansing, or what?

Vin LoPresti's avatar

I feel confident that Cuba doesn't want him back.

Michael P Peck's avatar

It's odd that he seems to have a hard time empathizing with Gazans, but his people were only in Cuba from 1492-1959.

Sometimes Trump says Zionism has only been at war with the world for five hundred years, but it's usually three thousand years. Isn't that when the pogroms started in Russia? But the Yiddish who were ethnically cleansed from Tzarist Russia aren't into St. Petersburg anymore, they're only interested in Ukraine now.

Phil Roberts's avatar

Only because john maclean is dead! B.o.p..bastards of Palestine

Elizabeth Chandler's avatar

Magnificent ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 As to “weak and gullible “ , the same applies to the Australian government .

Fabius's avatar

I wished our news reports were like that

Sean Bodhivajra Scanlan's avatar

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No, Laura. I'm pretty sure that you and Grok both got it wrong this time around, because isn't Jared Kushner a character that J K Rowling is developing for her forthcoming work-in-progress, The Return of Harry Potter? Apparently, in today's world, Lord Voldemort is regarded as pretty passe for a villain, and, to keep Harry Potter relevant, Rowling felt the need introduce a more believable icon of villainy the for present generation.

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So, the person we know as "Jared Kushner" is actually just a helpful individual who has agreed to assist Rowling with the character's development by acting out the role of Jared Kushner in real-world environments to see how well it plays out in practice

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