Trump announces ceasefire that Israel honours like Trump honours his wives

Looks like someone got overexcited...

President Trump earlier announced a ceasefire between Israel and Iran which Israel has honoured like Trump honours his wives. The ceasefire lasted all of 52 seconds which coincidentally is how long Trump lasted, the one and only time Melania slept with him. Only difference on that occasion is the premature ejaculation didn't kill anyone, it simply spawn…