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Dezza's avatar
18hEdited

Anyone believing for a nanosecond the bumhole-mouth's proud announcement last night that he'd heroically brokered a ceasefire needs to get themselves down to the brain shop.

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Dx's avatar

Only to find that as it's a pre-existing condition it won't be covered by their health insurance.

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Major Depressive 🎢's avatar

Who will finish Israel off? They'll have broken their last ceasefire they had no intention of honoring, like Trump and his bitches.

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gypsy33's avatar

Well, MD, my bet’s on Iran 😁

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Dx's avatar

🤞🏽

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Major Depressive 🎢's avatar

Let's go

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Alan Haley's avatar

Maybe he’s going for the shortest, most beautiful ceasefire that people say is still the best, most statesmanlike, Nobel deserving ceasefire that anyone has ever seen?

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Abbas Abdulmalik's avatar

Angrier than usual. Forgiven.

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Martin's avatar

I think Laura demonstrates admirably why the US, Israel, Palestine, and Iran should be run by women, like her, with humanity, humour and intelligence. Too much suffering has been imposed by elderly men running a vanity show and trying to over compensate for cognitive and sexual inadequacy.

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Dx's avatar
13hEdited

"Women of the World"

https://youtu.be/YMO8VfE_-1s?feature=shared

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Susan T's avatar

Anyone who values the earth and all that lives on it, take over. Doesn't matter if you are women, men, non binary or whatever. Just take over and save us.

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Baz's avatar

I bet you were the teachers pet Martin. 😉

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Martin's avatar

Found out again!

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Jo Waller's avatar

No troops are coming. Just more weapons for Israel to do the dirty work, weaken Iran and make lots of money for Raytheon. It's just like how the US fucked over 100s of 1000s of Ukrainians in the proxy war against Russia.

The US want to focus on screwing Chai-na, which is what all this is about.

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Roger Cottrell's avatar

Incisive and witty as ever you have raised three very important points which I also addressed (with less wit, I admit) in my recent subs-stack blog, COUNTDOWN TO WAR. Firstly, as you say, the idea of Israel honoring its ceasefires is as likely as Trump admitting to the abuse, molestation and rape of under-aged girls on Epstein Island. I remember the Serbian ceasefires from the war I covered in the early 1990s and those of the Zionists are tarred with the same brush. Secondly, and as in Gaza, the Zionists are now directly and deliberately targeting civilian areas of Iran, ordering residents to evacuate their homes and replicating the same methodology by which the State of Israel was created (through ethnic cleansing) during the Nakba of 1948. When the Russians did this in Mariupol everyone EXCEPT Trump (aka Krasnov, bought and paid for by Putin) rightly condemned these shocking war crimes so what gives Israel a free pass beyond cynically exploiting the holocaust to justify atrocities of its own?

The second observation you make is that Trump only brought forward his war with Iran (which has been in the works for a while) because of two domestic crises that have hit him in the pit of the stomach at the same time. Firstly, his lovers tiff with fellow fascist Elon Musk, complete with handbags at dawn, has found the fact that Trump won't publish the Epstein papers brought back centre stage. He's also overplayed his hand by illegally deploying the US military against tits own people in California, backing up the Gestapo filth that is ICE, leading to unprecedented demonstrations against the current FASCIST government in America akin to those in Germany in 1934. When Putin, whose bought and paid for prison bitch Trump is, faced serious protests in Russia he invaded Ukraine. When Netanyahu faced serious resistance to his weaponisation of the Israeli supreme court he embarked on genocide. It fits a familiar pattern but there will be no Falklands moment for Trump in Iran, which will be more akin to Suez and the graveyard of US Imperialism.

Of course, Netanyahu NEEDS war with Iran if he is to complete his genocide and annex the West Bank while Trump has a hard sell to the US public having previously cast himself as the isolationist America First President who doesn't embark on foreign wars. Having sold Ukraine down the river he will face problems when it comes to deploying ground forces in Iran so he's letting Israel soften the Iranians up first and even criticising them up to a point, to distance himself from the bombing of civilian areas, knowing full well that Israel hasn't the manpower or resources to occupy a country of 90 million people (more than four times the size of Iraq). When Trump wades in and tries to impose a government consisting of supporters of the former Shah, he has to present himself as the deal-breaking peace-maker, which will last about five seconds, as he starts to rip apart the Iranian State and faces the biggest insurgency against US Imperialism since Vietnam.

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Dx's avatar

Poor Donald must feel really conflicted - bought and paid for by Russia and Israel.

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The Revolution Continues's avatar

Oh, no Russia has never wasted any cash on Trump. He's not worth it. Trump's been bought out by Big Oil, AIPAC and the MIC.

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Susan T's avatar

Trump didn't even need Israel to make him look like an idiot. He just is.

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Jackie C.'s avatar

IsraHell ALWAYS violates ceasefires. It's what the "World's Most Immoral Army" does.

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Rod Dawson's avatar

The parasite nation Israel has grown greedily porky on the taxes poor foreign saps pay to make their own lives better, but which their governments then give away to support racism, ethnic cleansing and genocide. Now, as it becomes clearer and clearer that those governments are not only perfectly happy to sacrifice their armed forces as mercenaries for the racist parasite, they are - by branding their own citizens as enemies of any enemy Israel decides to feel offended by - making us targets too. We are, in short, being expected to give our own blood for a bunch of ethno-supremacist racists who have shown themselves to be not just eternally parasitic, but who regard the people who make their appallingly vicious existence possible as subhuman animals as well.

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

Kudos to the original poster of this comment, which I read on another stream:

Dealing with Trump is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks all the pieces over, leaves droppings all over the board and then struts around like it won.

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Keith Coolidge's avatar

Originally a meme about Obama. That was attributed to Putin

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Pseudonym's avatar

Glad you've alluded to the false flag factor, that's the real threat everyone should be on a lookout for at this time. Never underestimate the Neocons and Netan’s conniving nature.

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Paddy McQueenie's avatar

Nailed it again Lady, Can I ask were you hiding in the wardrobe when trump dumped his load in a world record time, 🕰️ The Zionist Jews and their Leader are thee most corrupt dangerous criminals and threat to Humanity the World has ever known. This Twisted Cretin and his followers have broken every UN Rule Committed Crime’s against Humanity and Appalling War Crimes their terrorist IDF pose in the ruins of Gaza in Women’s Underwear and Dresses maybe belonging to Palestinian Women these monsters have maybe Raped and Murdered I use the word maybe because I don’t know for certain they did this, I am assuming they did.

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William Bowles's avatar

I kid you not:

President Trump says Israel and Iran “have been fighting for so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.”

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Angelina's avatar

I heard it myself :-)

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Massimo's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Baz's avatar
18hEdited

Yay ramp up the honour!

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Captainlippy's avatar

Fucking Israel. They are the problem in their region. We are always bailing out Israel when they start the shit. There is No forgiveness in the case of Gaza. None. Genocide just as the Nazis did to them and theirs. Shameful.

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