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From the Source | D.L. Lee's avatar

That's a relief. It's been a tough week and it's only Tuesday!

Normal Island News's avatar

next assassination attempt is next Tuesday x

Lisa's avatar

You know things really have gone off the cliff, when 807% really does sound like the more accurate number.

Simon Campbell's avatar

I am sure he will make up for it next week. Perhaps a motorcade through Dallas?

Lisa's avatar

If he's taking requests. 🙂💕

Ron Chism's avatar

Hey, man, where the HELL you get off, being so funny that I can't think of shit-else to SAY??!! (Grrrr!!! 😡🤬)

nancy knox-bierman's avatar

she makes it hard, right?

Simon Campbell's avatar

Laura is one of the best satirical writers I have come across in many years. Arse clenching, blackboard squeaking humor.

nancy knox-bierman's avatar

agreed. The girl has a gift!!

Elliott Rodgers's avatar

the first thing Trump said was “You don’t like them as young as your brother, do you?”

Pahahahahaha! 🤣

Heatherdan's avatar

Right?? 🤣🤣🤣

Elliott Rodgers's avatar

🇺🇸👍🏻👊🏼🇬🇧

Lisa Savage's avatar

The false flag backfired so spectacularly that Trump spent much of yesterday telling people “I’m not a paedophile”, all because Kash Patel got carried away while writing the shooter’s manifesto.

LOL but I'm doubtful Patel is bright enough to have written that essay without cribbing from Aaron Bushnell, may he rest in power.

RakB's avatar

🤣Just brilliant and funny as usual🤣

Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Ah, Laura, You nail it so perfectly! LOL!

Dominic Templeman's avatar

Excellent 👍🤣😂.

Baz's avatar

Just hope ICE doesn’t check his social media accounts at the airport.

Baz's avatar

Ah, he made it in okay, that burner phone came in handy.

Kati Nagy's avatar

Brilliant analysis! 👏❤️

Abdulla Hamoodi's avatar

You are great!!!

Amazing captivating headlines....

right on the mark....

Simon∃nomiS's avatar

It's also because he hasn't lost a war yet this week

nancy knox-bierman's avatar

I woke up with more of a sense of unease than usual after having a dream that 2 despicable parasites were mind-melding in my kitchen sink. Turns out my kitchen is safe. My nation's capital...not so much.

Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

{...My nation's capital...}

The British Royals NEVER relinquished their rights to the lands they lost after their military defeat in North America.

Therefore, I wouldn't be so sure if HRH considers it to be YOUR capital...

Chris Hale's avatar

Thank you for making the world seem a little brighter and the shit appear more bearable 🤡

Charles Foster Kane's avatar

Thanks for exposing your obvious contempt for both the Don and the Glorious King HRH Charles The Tird. We, being stalwart supporters of both fine statesmen have published a range of relevant articles that might just educate your readers. Here's just one.

https://globalistgazette.substack.com/p/trumps-ear-to-be-immortalised-in?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

TruthMatters's avatar

Laughing very loud, thanks from Malaysia!