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From the Source | D.L. Lee's avatar

That's a relief. It's been a tough week and it's only Tuesday!

Normal Island News's avatar

next assassination attempt is next Tuesday x

Lisa's avatar

You know things really have gone off the cliff, when 807% really does sound like the more accurate number.

Simon Campbell's avatar

I am sure he will make up for it next week. Perhaps a motorcade through Dallas?

Lisa's avatar

If he's taking requests. 🙂💕

Ron Chism's avatar

Hey, man, where the HELL you get off, being so funny that I can't think of shit-else to SAY??!! (Grrrr!!! 😡🤬)

Elliott Rodgers's avatar

the first thing Trump said was “You don’t like them as young as your brother, do you?”

Pahahahahaha! 🤣

Heatherdan's avatar

Right?? 🤣🤣🤣

Elliott Rodgers's avatar

🇺🇸👍🏻👊🏼🇬🇧

RakB's avatar

🤣Just brilliant and funny as usual🤣

Lisa Savage's avatar

The false flag backfired so spectacularly that Trump spent much of yesterday telling people “I’m not a paedophile”, all because Kash Patel got carried away while writing the shooter’s manifesto.

LOL but I'm doubtful Patel is bright enough to have written that essay without cribbing from Aaron Bushnell, may he rest in power.

Dominic Templeman's avatar

Excellent 👍🤣😂.

Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Ah, Laura, You nail it so perfectly! LOL!

Abdulla Hamoodi's avatar

You are great!!!

Amazing captivating headlines....

right on the mark....

Kati Nagy's avatar

Brilliant analysis! 👏❤️

Baz's avatar

Just hope ICE doesn’t check his social media accounts at the airport.

Baz's avatar

Ah, he made it in okay, that burner phone came in handy.

William Bowles's avatar

It's like a Feydeau farce but without all the doors.

America Leaks 💦's avatar

Awww, try again Trump

. Dont quit your israeli jhooish kabballah inspired false flags. Im sure the next one will be the wolf in sheeps clothing

Simon∃nomiS's avatar

It's also because he hasn't lost a war yet this week

Chris Hale's avatar

Thank you for making the world seem a little brighter and the shit appear more bearable 🤡

Charles Foster Kane's avatar

Thanks for exposing your obvious contempt for both the Don and the Glorious King HRH Charles The Tird. We, being stalwart supporters of both fine statesmen have published a range of relevant articles that might just educate your readers. Here's just one.

https://globalistgazette.substack.com/p/trumps-ear-to-be-immortalised-in?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web