Trump chooses Vance because he couldn't find anyone with a higher opinion of him

What matters is the man of steel has a running mate now

While recovering from a painful cut on his ear, Donald Trump is courageously focusing on his two priorities: getting back on the campaign trail and releasing merchandise to cash in on the assassination attempt. As a true man of the people, all he is thinking about is regaining the presidency and lining his own pockets. I would have expected nothing less.