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Thomas Cleary's avatar

It was Colonel Mustard in the girls’ school with a Tomahawk.

The Watcher!'s avatar

No… in this case, It was the PEDO -IN -CHIEF,

In the -SHITEHOUSE,

with his corrupt,and spineless ..

-PUPPET JUDICIARY

and his ‘

-CABINET OF CONTEMPT AND CORRUPTION !

Using WEAPONS of MASS DISTRACTION

To Deflect / Distract from:-

PEDO GATE!!

🤔🧐🫡……. 😔

susan cartwright's avatar

Thanks Laura. You always make me laugh!

I read the BEST comment today on a YouTube video about the US/Israel Iran fiasco. Here it is for you to enjoy!

"The war is going so poorly Trump will have to start releasing the Epstien files to distract from it."

Feral Finster's avatar

"The war is going so poorly Trump will have to start releasing the Epstien files to distract from it."

Now THAT is an eleven dimensional chess move. Start a war to distract the public from The Epstein Files, then release the files to distract from the war,

jboegs's avatar

stealing that line, thank you

Nenne's avatar

💯💯💯

Dr.Who's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

Maria Fuencisla de Felipe's avatar

Laura, only you can mix some ironic humor in such a horrible crime. Thank you!

TS's avatar

We are not laughing at the lost children. We are howling in our souls at the mindlessly shattered young girls. Laura allows some of that noise to vent in tiny sputters at the obscene dancing of the war criminal who has realized something he has done is sticking to him.

I would like all those children's names writ large in front of the White House, the Pentagon, and the home of our super tough guy (please, someone get him a cape) War Leader.

Meanwhile, thank you, Laura, for the brief respite.

Michael Burkes's avatar

The investigation will show that Iran intentionally built that terrible school in the path of a couple of innocent bombs to embarrass the "greatest, most advanced military on the planet". Now, the U.S. has to start all over being the "greatest and most advanced". It's just not fair.

Feral Finster's avatar

"It’s fait to say the president hasn’t felt this uncomfortable since Melania caught him in bed with a hooker and walked out, saying: 'At least it’s not me this time!'

Which time was that? One kind of loses count.

Mike Fish's avatar

Yeah, I’m confused too.

It’s common knowledge that trump is a whore, so what are we even talkin’ about here???

Sol Sön's avatar

Shocking.

Apparently millions of Iranian trump supporters have came out in Iran to protest against the ayatollah, but according to the reliable U.S. and israeli military, they are so poor that they had to use Iranian and Palestinian flags because they obviously can’t afford to buy the American and Israeli ones.

About the strike on Iranian girls school.

Here the expert conclusion

https://substack.com/@1sol1x/note/c-225416971

jboegs's avatar

Jesus Christ Almighty I can not believe how low the US Regime (aka my fucking government) has sunk. I was foolish enough to once take pride given that my father and uncles were all good, kind and loving men who served in WWII against the Nazis. The US and it's grotesque vassal, Israel, are worse than Nazis. May we one day do anything worthy of forgiveness.

Thank you for your brilliant humor. Keep 'em coming. Ridicule is kryptonite to the supremacists.

Thomas was lost's avatar

Nice one Laura. Nothing like a bit of dark humour as part of a coping mechanism 😉

John Mann's avatar

& all the while bondi burns the Epstein files

tre peperoncini's avatar

We done, great read, but this line troubles me "Trump’s baffled supporters are now left wondering what other things he might have been lying about this past decade."

No I don't think so, and this is magic of the Trump , even when faced with compelling evidence, many supporters do not question. They don't call them the "faithful" without just reason.

Trump was not wrong when he said "he could stand on Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and still not lose voters" So bombing a girls schools in Iran is not going to turn many heads on New York’s Fifth Avenue, nor elsewhere in the Empire

Rebel Nun's avatar

It’s true. They’re normalizing bombing girls’ schools, like Israel has normalized every atrocity imaginable and some that aren’t. Expect to see more.

Antony Marshall's avatar

You dialled the satire down and wrote it with anger dissolving satire

Greeley Miklashek, MD's avatar

Hey, Laura, even I am ashamed at my laughter as I read this post about slaughtered Iranian female school children. Is there a category for "morbid humor"? Actually, I'm surprised that any of us are not already sitting in a locked psych ward. Us, mostly adult, Americans, not brain damaged MAGATS, are struggling to survive the collapse of the American Empire and, often, depend on humor as a stress reliever. May God forgive us for laughing about horrifically slaughtered Iranian school girls, or the young girls raped, tortured, and often (?) murdered Epstein-Trump victims. We are 3,000 more populous than were our last self-sustaining and ecologically balanced clan living ancestral migratory Hunter-Gatherers. What could go wrong? Laughing at the slaughter of elementary school girls or raped, tortured, and (?) murdered American young women/men? Still laughing? May God forgive us. Have a blessed day.

Adeel Mirza's avatar

The Devil IsRael. The Antichrist.

Trump is a pawn of the Epstein class and Israel needs to be dismantled to get rid of these pedo's.

Comptonian's avatar

When it closes it's eyes it sees the faces of the girls he bombed, ate, and molested, this is the reason it is up until all hours.

Kai Colbourne's avatar

You can do that when you’re a coup figurehead in a Terrorist State like PSA🇺🇸Pedophilia States of America.